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MORNING BEEEEEER PLEASE!

'sits down'

Water...water - you do know this is a tavern now doncha? *pulls out a clean glass and goes to sink for his water*

Here you are, don't drink it too fast, you might get a head rush.

Here's your beer nums.

*goes over to Stoney's table and gives him a big hug*
How ya been Stoney?

*Comes and sits down at the bar, and looks all around*

Where is everyone?

*When he sees that no one is around, he decides to grab a beer himself and wait.*

So that's where that little guy is.

*gets him another water and takes fishy back to his bowl and puts plate on top of it*

He's a jumpin' fish.:P

Sorry, no food, the cook didn't show up today.

You ready for something stronger or you sticking with water?

aah Darkjay's tavern. A dank pool of base corruption if ever there was one, I had no idea so many still frequent this place.

So many things (namely WOW) have impacted on my ability to keep up appearances.

Ahhh, I'm back. Agree with Elfen Lied, and in several days I'll be away from technology altogether.

The good times I have had here.

It seems like no one ever visits this place anymore.

*Grumbles to himself, "Stupid Economy."*

*Buys a beer*

*Drinks said beer*

*Leaves*

*grumbles at the old regulars only coming in for a brief visit and leaving*

*see Jeru come in looking like he needs a hug*

Jeru!

*runs over and gives him big hug*

What have you been up to, it's been too long since your last visit?

*Comes in and thinks long and hard*

*decides to leave, and do something fun in his life than sit in a bar and drink until passing out*



*then decides that he will come back later and see who is in the bar and might as well talk to them*

*comes in and has a seat.

*realizes there is no one in here, so sits and waits for a farmiliar face to come in...

*meanwhile has a beer and reflects on the day thus far.

*walks into the bar and takes a seat next to TwilightRealm*
Greetings friend!
*orders a beer*

*sizes up the new guy that came in and ordered a beer*
*grabs a mug and fills it with the cheap stuff*
heh heh heh this guy won't know the difference
*slides the mug down to him and watches him drink, laughing to myself*
*notices he spit it out and slammed the mug down - fills another with the regular beer*
damn, was hoping to get rid of that nasty stuff
*slides him down a bigger beer*Sorry 'bout that, try this one, it should be better!
*he eye's her and takes a drink, nods his head*

Business been slow lately Stormcat?
*Gulps down beer*

*Walks in pissed off Siaynoq closed his thread.*

Gimme something hard! Its not easy typing on a phone.

*stumbles in, already smashed*
*screams at the patrons to pay attention to my first visit*
*orders the girliest drink available, just for kicks*

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*stumbles in, already smashed*
*screams at the patrons to pay attention to my first visit*
*orders the girliest drink available, just for kicks*

*Looks at the newbie*
Watch who you scream at newb, before I split you in half with my sword.
*Gestures at the massive sword on his back*
Now if you know what's good for you, you'll quickly find someone to get me some of Darkjay's finest beer and go away to drink your woman drink.

Oh, you know Darkjay doesn't have very long work hours, anymore. You'll be waiting a while, unless someone else cares taking over the bar.
*Picks cobwebs off mug.*

*shits pants while looking at the sword*
*runs off to the bathroom to clean pants*
*returns, sans shit*
Oh... yes sir, please don't cut me :(.
*gets the finest beer available, hopefully at a low price*