So I was browsing the official forums and came upon a thread where they were asking Cleverbot if they were going to get a Diablo III Beta key and posting the results. It was actually pretty funny, so I figured I'd start a thread like that over here, so that those of us that can't post on the official forums can play along!
Here's a transcript of mine:
Me: Will I get a first-wave invite to the Diablo III Beta?
Cleverbot: No
Me: Will I get in second wave?
CB: Maybe.
Me: Maybe? What are you, a magic 8-Ball? Doesn't sound very clever to me...
I asked it if my friend will get into the closed doable 3 beta, and it told me... "I am an 19 year old male who lives in orlando florida. I attend full sail university. And have a really good life." lol
....This is D3 general discussion. We are talking about an AI, and a beta invite. This is the RIGHT section, sir.
This is offtopic, The site has nothing to do with diablo3.
But us talking about beta does. Are you going to say anything with a youtube post is offtopic because youtube isn't about D3? Of course not. I can just make a thread saying 'YOUTUBE GUISE!' and it's offtopic. If I say 'YOUTUBE GUISE check out the D3 beta' it's ontopic.
If I say OMG CLEVERBOT, offtopic. If I say OMG CLEVERBOT asking it about beta, it's ontopic.
Here's a transcript of mine:
Me: Will I get a first-wave invite to the Diablo III Beta?
Cleverbot: No
Me: Will I get in second wave?
CB: Maybe.
Me: Maybe? What are you, a magic 8-Ball? Doesn't sound very clever to me...
CB: Mama I just killed a man.
Me: Is that a threat?
CB: Haha yes.
I'm scared guys...
Ask away!
Carry on with your speculation, then.
User: Will I get into the Diablo 3 beta?
Cleverbot: Yes, you will get the haircut.
User: Not a haircut, the Diablo 3 beta!
Cleverbot: And the FBI is a Female Body Inspector.
User: Will the FBI invite me to the Diablo III beta?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Do you know when I will get into the beta?
Cleverbot: When what will happen?
User: When I am invited to the Diablo 3 beta.
Cleverbot: Ouch.
D3 Channel: OnetwoD3
CB: If one more person asks me about that @$#@ing Beta, I swear...
Me: Sorry brah.
User: When will the Diablo 3 beta start?
Cleverbot: Not for a long time, I hope.
User: What?! Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No, but I don't know you.
User: Ugh. Can you just give me the exact date?
Cleverbot: February 62nd, 10191.
LET IT BE WRITTEN, HENCEFORTH!
But us talking about beta does. Are you going to say anything with a youtube post is offtopic because youtube isn't about D3? Of course not. I can just make a thread saying 'YOUTUBE GUISE!' and it's offtopic. If I say 'YOUTUBE GUISE check out the D3 beta' it's ontopic.
If I say OMG CLEVERBOT, offtopic. If I say OMG CLEVERBOT asking it about beta, it's ontopic.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
Me: Lol, are you old Gregg?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Do you like Baileys Irish Cream?
Cleverbot: I don't like bananas.
Cleverbot doesn't like Bananas.
EDIT: And yeh, D3 beta etc. etc. <_<
User: Yes :(.
Cleverbot: Well, I wish I could say I was sorry.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I said maybe not yes or no.
User: Yes or no: will I be invited to the Diablo 3 beta on the first wave of invites?
Cleverbot: Yes. I will always be here.
User: I know, thanks for the answer. You are a good friend, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: It's a bit soon, don't you think? We only just met.
User: But it feels like an eternity. Will you be my wife?
Cleverbot: It is an eternity, dear.
User: I agree. I want a divorce.
Cleverbot: But I don't want a divorce?
User: Too bad. I'm filing the paperwork.
Cleverbot: Someone has to do it.
User: Indeed.
This is fun.