To reduce my penis size, since it's giving me some killer back pain.
On a more serious note, it'll be to fix my deviated nasal septum..that thing that seperates your two nostrils. It's hindering my breathing, and with my allergies in this fucked up weather, it's getting much worse.
If I die, Zhar inherits my right nipple, Seth the left, Umpa gets my gallbladder, Sixen gets my balls since he doesn't have any, and Apples inherits the part I like most in my body.
My spleen.
I'm kidding, it's my penis. I was talking about my penis.
And we'd have a fantastic funeral filled with the bellowing voices of a thousand virgins.
Mephy's spirit would instantly defile the virgins with penis spirit.
On a side note: FUCK YES I GET THE GALLBLADDER!!!
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-Winged
i looked into having the same thing done a few years ago for mine. but at the time the only option they gave me due to my specific situation (position and shape of the deviation and all that) was to go in there with a hammer and chisel and get medieval on it.
I decided to opt out for the Renaissance themed surgery, but i know there have been some advancements with that sort of thing in the past few years.
how are they doing it for you?
are they attacking it with ice age weapons or doing something cool with lasers or splitting atoms?
i looked into having the same thing done a few years ago for mine. but at the time the only option they gave me due to my specific situation (position and shape of the deviation and all that) was to go in there with a hammer and chisel and get medieval on it.
I decided to opt out for the Renaissance themed surgery, but i know there have been some advancements with that sort of thing in the past few years.
how are they doing it for you?
are they attacking it with ice age weapons or doing something cool with lasers or splitting atoms?
I've no idea, actually. He just said that was gonna correct, put in some sutures, take out everything in 24 hours, and I'd be good to go, without any swelling, without any discomfort. I really liked the doctor, and trust me, I don't like that many doctors (because when you actually know what they're doing, and what they're prescribing, you tend to hate a good few of them, especially here in Lebanon). I trust him, really.
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Somehow this thread reminded me of something from a weird movie called Zardoz.
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"
Somehow this thread reminded me of something from a weird movie called Zardoz.
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"
apparently i get his penis.
i wont be shooting anything.
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Oh man you finally came out and are getting that sex change? I'm so proud of you... Oh... deviated septum huh? That sucks. My friends grandmother had one and she snored like a fucking chainsaw on cinder blocks.
On a more serious note, it'll be to fix my deviated nasal septum..that thing that seperates your two nostrils. It's hindering my breathing, and with my allergies in this fucked up weather, it's getting much worse.
I've undergone the same surgery a couple of years ago. I was almost never able to breathe through my nose. The surgery didn't totally fix it though... Now usually I can breathe through one nostril, and as soon as there's even a little bit of allergy or whatever I have to breathe through my mouth. It did help a little bit though, but not as much as I hoped. Mine was a pretty severe case, so I hope it will go better for you. Oh and the no swelling thing was also not true for me, the first few days after the operation I looked like one of those monkeys with a giant nose, and it hurt pretty bad because it's right in the middle of your face. Probably your case isn't as bad though, and they'll be able to fix it in a less annoying way...
Oh man you finally came out and are getting that sex change? I'm so proud of you... Oh... deviated septum huh? That sucks. My friends grandmother had one and she snored like a fucking chainsaw on cinder blocks.
On a more serious note, it'll be to fix my deviated nasal septum..that thing that seperates your two nostrils. It's hindering my breathing, and with my allergies in this fucked up weather, it's getting much worse.
I've undergone the same surgery a couple of years ago. I was almost never able to breathe through my nose. The surgery didn't totally fix it though... Now usually I can breathe through one nostril, and as soon as there's even a little bit of allergy or whatever I have to breathe through my mouth. It did help a little bit though, but not as much as I hoped. Mine was a pretty severe case, so I hope it will go better for you. Oh and the no swelling thing was also not true for me, the first few days after the operation I looked like one of those monkeys with a giant nose, and it hurt pretty bad because it's right in the middle of your face. Probably your case isn't as bad though, and they'll be able to fix it in a less annoying way...
I don't think my case is severe. I mean, I can breath through both nostrils, but I can breath better in my right one, y'know? That, couple with allergies, fucked me over. The doctor said that the nasal sprays weren't really working because the delivery was all fucked due to the deviation, and that convinced me to a degree.
I'm gonna take his word for it when it comes to the swelling and pain. Hopefully they'll dose me with morphine, so I wouldn't be able to even give a fuck about anything, nevertheless feel any pain.
I don't think my case is severe. I mean, I can breath through both nostrils, but I can breath better in my right one, y'know? That, couple with allergies, fucked me over. The doctor said that the nasal sprays weren't really working because the delivery was all fucked due to the deviation, and that convinced me to a degree.
I'm gonna take his word for it when it comes to the swelling and pain. Hopefully they'll dose me with morphine, so I wouldn't be able to even give a fuck about anything, nevertheless feel any pain.
Oh I didn't mean to scare you or anything... The operation itself is really nothing to worry about, they make you inhale some gass and you're gone, and next thing you know you're in a different room waking up. It seems like in your case it will be a lot less tricky than mine, so don't worry too much about the swelling. Your nose is a sensitive spot though, so any swelling is quite annoying, but no more than that. And if I remember correctly it was only bothering me the first couple of days..
I wish you the best of luck. Hope everything goes well. You cant die cause we need you on these forums
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If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Tell me about it. I have awesome breathing, but get hit with a cold and both nostrils are blocked up. It feels like you're trying to breathe through a brick.
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On a more serious note, it'll be to fix my deviated nasal septum..that thing that seperates your two nostrils. It's hindering my breathing, and with my allergies in this fucked up weather, it's getting much worse.
If I die, Zhar inherits my right nipple, Seth the left, Umpa gets my gallbladder, Sixen gets my balls since he doesn't have any, and Apples inherits the part I like most in my body.
My spleen.
I'm kidding, it's my penis. I was talking about my penis.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Mephy's spirit would instantly defile the virgins with penis spirit.
On a side note: FUCK YES I GET THE GALLBLADDER!!!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I decided to opt out for the Renaissance themed surgery, but i know there have been some advancements with that sort of thing in the past few years.
how are they doing it for you?
are they attacking it with ice age weapons or doing something cool with lasers or splitting atoms?
I've no idea, actually. He just said that was gonna correct, put in some sutures, take out everything in 24 hours, and I'd be good to go, without any swelling, without any discomfort. I really liked the doctor, and trust me, I don't like that many doctors (because when you actually know what they're doing, and what they're prescribing, you tend to hate a good few of them, especially here in Lebanon). I trust him, really.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Anyway, I hope you don't die.
Where is my "part"?
I hope everything goes well Mephy.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"
It's not plastic surgery, it's interfering with my breathing, and it has to be corrected.
You can have my heart. LOL@how fucking corny that was.
Are you being serious? Because he's in Lebanon, not America.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
i wont be shooting anything.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I've undergone the same surgery a couple of years ago. I was almost never able to breathe through my nose. The surgery didn't totally fix it though... Now usually I can breathe through one nostril, and as soon as there's even a little bit of allergy or whatever I have to breathe through my mouth. It did help a little bit though, but not as much as I hoped. Mine was a pretty severe case, so I hope it will go better for you. Oh and the no swelling thing was also not true for me, the first few days after the operation I looked like one of those monkeys with a giant nose, and it hurt pretty bad because it's right in the middle of your face. Probably your case isn't as bad though, and they'll be able to fix it in a less annoying way...
I don't snore.
I don't think my case is severe. I mean, I can breath through both nostrils, but I can breath better in my right one, y'know? That, couple with allergies, fucked me over. The doctor said that the nasal sprays weren't really working because the delivery was all fucked due to the deviation, and that convinced me to a degree.
I'm gonna take his word for it when it comes to the swelling and pain. Hopefully they'll dose me with morphine, so I wouldn't be able to even give a fuck about anything, nevertheless feel any pain.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Yes, I'm being serious. If he speaks English then I want to talk to him and persuade him to do something that I want done.