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Vampires and werewolves are cool in some Hollywood depictions (True Blood comes to mind. Twilight as wel....LOL..GOTCHA!) They're as bullshit as zombies, if not worse, though (in the vampires' case) with people going all goth and pretending to drink blood or whatever, with entire communities of those morons in a lot of places. Lol@such dipshits with no personality. "OH COOL..I HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF..I'LL JUST BE BLADE, ALTHOUGH I'M A SKINNY BOY FROM A RICH BACKGROUND AND LOVING PARENTS!"
The only way we could win is with technology, And i don't know about being too smart for animals to hunt us, if we don't have the vehicles or guns..like pack of lions, you wouldn't know what are hiding in the bushes if you're traveling on foot.
Sure, animals *could* kill us. There's plenty of examples of that. But most of them are smart enough to know they'll die trying to. And if they survive, hunters will come and thin their numbers. Most predators tend to hunt something that they will almost always win from. And most cases of humans dying is from the victim's stupidity, such as walking right into a group of lions or bathing with hippo's. Yeah, at that point, they ARE going to always win the fight. And guess what? Zombies are totally going to do just that.
Only winning with technology though? How about humans simply being able to OUTRUN the stupid zombies. Like the article started with, most zombie movies are about an outbreak already having happened, and where ever you run to you'll run into more zombies. But if there's only just a few? They'll never catch you.
Zombies can win if there's alot more of them than there is of us... but for that to happen, they have to win when there's less of them than there are of us... and they can't do that.
A zombie apocalypse will never happen... in fact, a zombie outbreak won't even happen.. the first zombie that appears will get his arse handed to him. In games, zombies are usually one of the weakest enemies and they're only even half functional because necromancers are actually controlling them. I mean come on, anyone thinking a zombie outbreak might ever happen should stop sniffing glue or whatever the hell they're doing.
I didn't say there's going to be a zombie apocalypse and I doubt any a zombie apocalypse would happen, i am just stating the fact animal(predators) can be smart enough to kill humans if we don't have guns and vehicles.
PS you're pointing your ego in the wrong direction.
Wow wow wow! Since I left this thread there has been some ninjosaur hatin...Firstly, if my mom was infected #1 I would make her puke on ur face...then I would shoot her with the shotty(sorry mom but zombies must die).
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LOL@"if humans didn't have weapons, animals would win". I guess your ability to think, rationalize, and plot are all worth shit, or something? I don't me you specifically, I mean you as a human being. Weapons are the fruit of OUR thinking as human beings, why wouldn't we count them into the equation? Omitting them would be like omitting the lion's claws and teeth. Alright, let's suppose a human doesn't have a weapon. Have you ever watched the Discovery Channel? Not one, but a fucking pack of hyenas came close to this guy who was doing an episode on survival in the wild. They approach you calmly, and if you make a loud noise, make crazy gestures, they're more than likely going to run away thinking you are warning them before you singlehandedly maul them. It's proven, it was on fucking camera. Animals only have instincts. You have a 10.0 MHz i900 EXTREME processor for a brain.
LOL@"if humans didn't have weapons, animals would win". I guess your ability to think, rationalize, and plot are all worth shit, or something? I don't me you specifically, I mean you as a human being. Weapons are the fruit of OUR thinking as human beings, why wouldn't we count them into the equation? Omitting them would be like omitting the lion's claws and teeth. Alright, let's suppose a human doesn't have a weapon. Have you ever watched the Discovery Channel? Not one, but a fucking pack of hyenas came close to this guy who was doing an episode on survival in the wild. They approach you calmly, and if you make a loud noise, make crazy gestures, they're more than likely going to run away thinking you are warning them before you singlehandedly maul them. It's proven, it was on fucking camera. Animals only have instincts. You have a 10.0 MHz i900 EXTREME processor for a brain.
I would give you reps if you singehandley maul a pack of hyenas infront of camera
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What about I am Legend people? Airborne virus and smart zombies? I'd say that would be a sticky situation.
Good thing we have Will Smith to save us! :biggrin:But okay, let's say it's an airborne virus, we'd just all be wearing those breathing masks that you see people walk around with in Beijing :/
You DO realize those breath masks don't actually work...plus there's the whole "getting on clothing which sticks to you for a long time bit. If it WERE airborne, you'd have three options to really survive it 1) get the fuck out of dodge, and hope it doesn't follow you, 2) hope your born immune, 3) wear a full body suit and O2 tank and/or a filter capable of screening out viruses (expensive, delicate, and clumsy).
Animals only have instincts. You have a 10.0 MHz i900 EXTREME processor for a brain.
Yeah! I can run Minesweeper with lag!
I meant GHz, you prick.
Airborne shmerborne. The only sticky situation would be the situation between myself, and your mom's va-jay-jay..seriously though, smart zombies my ass. Even if they were "smart" (which I think is a relative term, here) they would still be less intelligent than humans, I think. I'd just make my room a bunker, get out a sniper rifle, and start killing them while listening to Megadeth and screaming "HEADSHOT!" everytime I waste one of those fuckers. Lol@we're in Zombieland, though, and I met Emma stone, and that crazy dude that was in the film. It'd be mega fun. Killing zombies, fucking the hot chick, and lolling all day long with the crazy Southerner..with whom I'd have a "Zombie Kill of the Week" contest.
Animals only have instincts. You have a 10.0 MHz i900 EXTREME processor for a brain.
Yeah! I can run Minesweeper with lag!
I meant GHz, you prick.
Actually we don't have that much better parts than other animals, we just have a decent parts everywhere. Like some animals have good ears but bad eyes, and some have good feeling but bad ears or eyes, and it goes on. Humans yes are smarter(or so we think, remember dolphins and mice are smarter) but we lose in every other situation.
Do you know how awesome it would be for there to be a zombie outbreak for a week, then after the week, everything went back to normal like nothing happened. Just to see how good you would survive. I think that would be awesome.
I doubt dolphins and mice can solve a math problem. Where the hell did you get that idea from? That they're smarter than us? What the hell did they do to prove that?
No, I'm working on reading it, though. As in, I still need to buy the actual book. I've had it recommended to me by a lot of friends. Does that have anything to do with zombies?
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Vampires and werewolves are cool in some Hollywood depictions (True Blood comes to mind. Twilight as wel....LOL..GOTCHA!) They're as bullshit as zombies, if not worse, though (in the vampires' case) with people going all goth and pretending to drink blood or whatever, with entire communities of those morons in a lot of places. Lol@such dipshits with no personality. "OH COOL..I HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF..I'LL JUST BE BLADE, ALTHOUGH I'M A SKINNY BOY FROM A RICH BACKGROUND AND LOVING PARENTS!"
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
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Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I didn't say there's going to be a zombie apocalypse and I doubt any a zombie apocalypse would happen, i am just stating the fact animal(predators) can be smart enough to kill humans if we don't have guns and vehicles.
PS you're pointing your ego in the wrong direction.
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Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I would give you reps if you singehandley maul a pack of hyenas infront of camera
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Yeah! I can run Minesweeper with lag!
I would give you reputations if you can singehandley maul a pack of hyenas in front of the camera?
You DO realize those breath masks don't actually work...plus there's the whole "getting on clothing which sticks to you for a long time bit. If it WERE airborne, you'd have three options to really survive it 1) get the fuck out of dodge, and hope it doesn't follow you, 2) hope your born immune, 3) wear a full body suit and O2 tank and/or a filter capable of screening out viruses (expensive, delicate, and clumsy).
That said, good article.
I meant GHz, you prick.
Airborne shmerborne. The only sticky situation would be the situation between myself, and your mom's va-jay-jay..seriously though, smart zombies my ass. Even if they were "smart" (which I think is a relative term, here) they would still be less intelligent than humans, I think. I'd just make my room a bunker, get out a sniper rifle, and start killing them while listening to Megadeth and screaming "HEADSHOT!" everytime I waste one of those fuckers. Lol@we're in Zombieland, though, and I met Emma stone, and that crazy dude that was in the film. It'd be mega fun. Killing zombies, fucking the hot chick, and lolling all day long with the crazy Southerner..with whom I'd have a "Zombie Kill of the Week" contest.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Do you know how awesome it would be for there to be a zombie outbreak for a week, then after the week, everything went back to normal like nothing happened. Just to see how good you would survive. I think that would be awesome.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions