Someone please God save me from this psycho woman after me... She is everything I despise, yet she believes I want her and that she wants me.
Cons:
Burps in public
Walks like a doofus (inverted pigeon-toed)
Pimply
Annoying when drunk
Quiet and teases when sober
Hangs with nasty other men
Stupid as Hell
Doesn't understand my humor
Has a horrid sense of humor herself
Pros:
I can block her on MSN
I have friends that help me avoid her
Oh wait, this isn't about her pros... Nevermind, there aren't any anyways!
One Pro about ugly girls....THey have cute friends...does she have any good looking well behaved friends? If so Start talking to them. If u just want to avoid her completly tell her u are gay...no im just kidding haha no but tell her repeatly about this other girl u are really starting to liek that u met.. Act like this girls friend..Tell her how u think she is a great friend and thank her for being your'e friend. After a few days of u Saying the word friend she will get the hint. Like i said earlier ugly girls sometimes have some of the best lookking friends..if u ever want any chance with them u cant make the ugly one mad. So let her down easy if it comes down to it
She is a wreck... She doesn't even have cute friends. I've already found a much better girl than her and I keep telling her about her, but she still believes I want her, even though I'm making it very obvious I don't. She is just so stupid.
Yikes man...Does That new girl u like LIke u Back...IF so be overly affectionate every time that ugly girl comes by...
If not Then tell the ugly girl about how u and some other girl(make up a name) got freaky in a spa or somthing liek that
hahaha or pick some doofus she hangs out with (guy) and send her flowers but sign them with his name and say they are from him...SHe will now stalk him lol
haha then go with option 2..tell the girl who u liek about this crazy sob stalking u...And have a make out session everytime she comes around
Case solved
Id agree with darkjay, when in a tight situation with an ugly female, tell her your gay. Tell her you never told anyone about it and uve always been hiding it. Thats worked for a few of my friends 100%.
Cons:
Burps in public
Walks like a doofus (inverted pigeon-toed)
Pimply
Annoying when drunk
Quiet and teases when sober
Hangs with nasty other men
Stupid as Hell
Doesn't understand my humor
Has a horrid sense of humor herself
Pros:
I can block her on MSN
I have friends that help me avoid her
Oh wait, this isn't about her pros... Nevermind, there aren't any anyways!
If not Then tell the ugly girl about how u and some other girl(make up a name) got freaky in a spa or somthing liek that
Case solved
hmm tell her ur gay