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i sick friend gave me this1
garden hose + barbed wire... stick the barbed wire in the hose and then shove it up thie anus, pull the hose out while leaving the barbed wire in thier, then get it a big yank.
trebuchet+ rope + big heavy anchor.
tie the persons hands to the boom of the treb with 4 feet of slack, tie thier feet to the big heavy anchor, pull the triger
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
wow u sure hav some friend there lol. But if you hav ever watched Braveheart all the way through, at the very end where william wallace is bein torchered there are some good ways, goin old school.
i'm thinking about something like Tantalus...grapes over his head and water below his chin and not allowed to have either for eternity
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
or have a rope attached to a shotgun that is pointed at your head, on the other end have it attached to your dick, have a naked girl walk out so when you get a hard on here comes the boom righ to the head. now that is torture have you ever tried to stop a raging hard on?
for those of u who dont get it u throw the guy in the chipper and have the peices being thrown in the pond the fish eat the remains and u GET AWAY WITH MURDER
one DEEP well................... dead body ......... two bags of lime............. u will get awayt with that cause the lime will eat the body in liek 5 days
i hate this cat of my freinds who left him at my house one time the fucker took a shit a piss on my brand new fucking carpet wtf i haet them so this is about doing shit to a cat............
Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room (you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.
i sick friend gave me this1
garden hose + barbed wire... stick the barbed wire in the hose and then shove it up thie anus, pull the hose out while leaving the barbed wire in thier, then get it a big yank.
trebuchet+ rope + big heavy anchor.
tie the persons hands to the boom of the treb with 4 feet of slack, tie thier feet to the big heavy anchor, pull the triger
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
compliments of HOSTEL
and one problem... yes the remains are gon but what about the blood stained wood chipper... get some hydrocloric acid... it works, trust me
how would u know excatly i would liek to know....???
Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room (you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.
ya even highly dioluted 99 to 1 it burns like hell on ur skin