"42"
"Why don't you give me a fortune, you greedy bastard?"
"Your life would be better if you ate cat food."
"Help me please! They kidnapped me and make me write fortunes!"
"You just ate puppy meat. Wasn't it good?"
And Allison was that you on the bench, if yes, then you were too cute.
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''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
''May the Gods give you the strength and power to bear the madness which flows through our minds.''
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Pfft! As if. If the two of us walk into a bar, I'll probably leave empty-handed where as you would have about 10 cell phone numbers from good looking girls.
Pfft! As if. If the two of us walk into a bar, I'll probably leave empty-handed where as you would have about 10 cell phone numbers from good looking girls.
Pfft! As if. If the two of us walk into a bar, I'll probably leave empty-handed where as you would have about 10 cell phone numbers from good looking girls.
Meh. You just don't have any confidence is all. And my irritable bowel syndrome keeps me from really going to bars and picking up on chicks. So you see, your good looks will only take you as far as the strength of your bowels.
Meh. You just don't have any confidence is all. And my irritable bowel syndrome keeps me from really going to bars and picking up on chicks. So you see, your good looks will only take you as far as the strength of your bowels.
Nah, I do. I'm currently interested in this girl at work, I'll be asking her out soon. How soon though, I don't know because she and I never work together, but I will be asking her soon enough.
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edit - Oh I get it LOL. You ate at a chinese resturaunt and it says you had troubled dinner, seek a doctor. lol
Foot, a devise for finding furniture in the dark.
The more you squeeze the less you have.
"Your lawn needs pruning, tend to it"
"YOU HAVE WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"loser.."
"42"
"Why don't you give me a fortune, you greedy bastard?"
"Your life would be better if you ate cat food."
"Help me please! They kidnapped me and make me write fortunes!"
"You just ate puppy meat. Wasn't it good?"
How about:
"You try telling the future..."
Or:
"SSDD"
Scary thing was, I actually read that...
Be funnier though if the letters were backwards...though you can't quite do that here...
And Allison was that you on the bench, if yes, then you were too cute.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
Yea, you are too. I've made peace that I don't fit that category, I'm just average.
''Zubin, I've always imagined you as a crazy raver. The kinda guy that spends all night dancing to trance music while waving glow sticks and popping ecstasy.'' - Murderface
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And several male partrons.
Kinky. Hehehe...
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Nah, I do. I'm currently interested in this girl at work, I'll be asking her out soon. How soon though, I don't know because she and I never work together, but I will be asking her soon enough.