Introduction
hi my name is robosexual i dont go on these forums much but u know, i got bored so i wanted to post this. i watched all of the cloverfield pictures and videos very carefully and i have found the answer to the cloverfield monster.
for as long as we have known about this film, it has been messing with our minds.
its time to take action
What people think it is
k these are the 5 main things ppl think it is (in popular order)
1. cthulhu (giant murloc octopus)
2. a leviathen
3. an alien
4. a robot
5. other
Cthulhu
k people think its this monster cuz its fuckin huge and it looks like its coming out of the water (cause it threw off libertys head).
i think this could be the 2nd possibility for the monster, but my explanation is much better than this
Leviathan
this can refer to any seamonster like nessie
Alien
ppl think this is an alien cause of the title cloverfield, and j j abraham said that u will figure out why the movie is called cloverfield at the end
Robot
my explanation is close to this, but not quite!
Other
anything else i didnt list here
So what is your explanation
hahahahhahahah well lets get into more lore of the story first
so the movie according to the trailer is about this dude named rob and his brother jason i think and they are having a party for him to go to a different place, we dont know why but he is going smewhere, then they have a fuckin black out and they watch the fuckin t.v. and theres an explosion and they dont know what the fuck it is so they run downstairs and they go outside and they alost get owned by libertys head so at this point they are thinkig "wtf" and then they have a skyscraper that falls down and all the dust is about to kill them like 9/11 so they run into a store and then the windows break from all the pressure from the dust and thats it of the teaser
then we have some trailers of a woman being prosecuted and shit and a fuckin helicopter about to die and shit and they are healing/having sex in a apartment building.
based on that we can speculte it is something big
something strong
and something thats so fukin powerful it makes people go crazy and shit
so what could it be?
scroll down to find out!
the 'monster' is actually something u will never think of
1. lets look into one of the few pictures they gave to us
now... what could that be?
could it possibly be a strand of hair?
an alien?
the devil?
or could it be this man right here..
for those of u that dont know who this man is, it is ivan ooze, one of the antogonists in the power rangers.
How could this man possibly be the person in the picture?
thats a good question, thake a look at the picture
u can see hints of purple on it, it has a long chin, the same nose, etc.
and btw those 'ears' on him are not ears those are just something else. this is not him tho, it is just a fragment of his ooze, his sperm if u must add.
What about the time when he said "its alive rob its alive i saw it" hes referring to ivanin his big boy form
Ok, but when they were showing how people were having some sort of virus, or disease, and the 'mini-monsters' that were coming off the 'monster', can u explain that? ahahhahahaha yes i can
k, the monster is a large version of ivan ooze, and he is getting beat up by the pwoer rangers megazord
the virus is just the magic he has, it explains it in the overview
mini monsters is his ooze
About the slusho drink (www.slush.jp). THIS IS CLOVERFIELD MATERIAL! www.slusho.jp
it is pretty cool they have done something like that but yea, slusho is cloverfiled material. go to the site, check out the COLORED FUCKING ROBOTS that U CAN MORPH TOGETHER.... this alone here is full proof of the cloverfield monster being a fucking pwoer ranger megazord vs. ivan ooze... it has to be right.
This is a godzilla remake.
FREEZE! beofre u make conclusins like that u must realzie j. j. abrams nor paramount pictures have the right to make a godzilla remake. period plz.
It's not Power rangers. here is a j. j. abrams quote
"With the future success on remakes, old TV shows, and toys, I would love to make a movie on that subject. - J. J. Abrams"
Why ivan ooze? cause he was only in one power rangers episode (the movie)
he was a favorite villain of the rangers and ppl want him back. its not too late, it wasnt too late for brittney spears sister to get pregnant before 18.
Conclusion/overview
k, the monster is just ivan ooze a big form of him with his little oozes crawling over the manahatten and then the power rangers are ighting him while they transformed into the robot. now, the ppl went crazy the same way ivan ooze was controlling them with his fat pig servant next to him in the movie. the little monsters are parts of ivan ooze and his army that 6000 years ago were imprisoned with him
I doubt that someone that made the series Lost. Would make a silly return of an old cartoon the power rangers. Are you fucking serious? You have way too much time on your hands. But you know what, it's all good because it's your opinion. And your shareing your thoughts. My thought back at you dont be dissapointed because this cloverfield isn't the return of the power rangers.. lawl..
For two:
If you watch the trailer. There isn't a purple power ranger villian there. Theres a giant mother fucking reptileish i guess i could say monster. Walking threw new york city with his head higher then a skyscrapper. No robots, no purple dudes, and for damn sure no power rangers. I guess that's the whole point of doing this, and for releasing that trailer a good way's before the movie goes out. Because people speculate too much and they actually start visualising the most out of the world stuff. Please watch the trailer again and don't be blinded by because you saw this guy on the internet post that it might be the return of the power rangers and go oh why didn't i think of that it's brilliant so it must be true!
Power Rangers? Pfft. I dont think anyone would waste there time on Power Rangers, especially someone well respected for making high quality suspense shows. And then one day turning around and saying oh im gonna make the return of the power rangers wewt~! No just no.
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
I doubt that someone that made the series Lost. Would make a silly return of an old cartoon the power rangers. Are you fucking serious? You have way too much time on your hands. But you know what, it's all good because it's your opinion. And your shareing your thoughts. My thought back at you dont be dissapointed because this cloverfield isn't the return of the power rangers.. lawl..
fuck u u just dont have faith in this, did we think that michale jackson would be the man he is today? wrong! we didnt expect him to end up in his situation, but it happened neways.
For two:
If you watch the trailer. There isn't a purple power ranger villian there. Theres a giant mother fucking reptileish i guess i could say monster. Walking threw new york city with his head higher then a skyscrapper. No robots, no purple dudes, and for damn sure no power rangers. I guess that's the whole point of doing this, and for releasing that trailer a good way's before the movie goes out. Because people speculate too much and they actually start visualising the most out of the world stuff. Please watch the trailer again and don't be blinded by because you saw this guy on the internet post that it might be the return of the power rangers and go oh why didn't i think of that it's brilliant so it must be true!
if u saw the fuckin movie he was a silver spider with tints of purple mostly only his head, and he was a pretty big guy, and they dont really show the fuckin thing cause it would give the fuckin thing away.
they dont show power rangers casue it would give it away, ar u ppl ignorant?
Power Rangers? Pfft. I dont think anyone would waste there time on Power Rangers, especially someone well respected for making high quality suspense shows. And then one day turning around and saying oh im gonna make the return of the power rangers wewt~! No just no.
u know how popular this was? more people liked power rangers than they did diablo, and back to the michale jackson analogy, anything can happen
plz dont smart with me ppl, i have too much things i have to do i cant get it all done today
WUG? As in that stupid Diablo II term "what you got?"?
Umm... my computer?
Also, you could do better with grammar and spelling in your posts
P.S. - Your comeback to Goodguy was really lame.
1. wug = where do i go u stupid noob
2. u got a computer. woah!
3. i dont give a fuck what u think about my grammar
4. u think i give a fuck if my comment was lame or not? all that matters is the truth and u guys cannot cope with me here
edit: and i like the first grammar police comment its fucking horrific!
Man you gotta be a bit nicer... I wasn't being mean O.o
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1. wug = where do i go u stupid noob
2. u got a computer. woah!
Where do I go...... WUG..... umm? That must be something you made up. I don't see a U... and where's the D? And the I? At least the D you have to have in there. And get rid of the U.
And yeh, in Diablo II people say WUG (What U Got?) and this is a Diablo forum... and so I assumed What U Got is what you meant...
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3. i dont give a fuck what u think about my grammar
Okay... but it's a good habbit to get into proper typing anyways. Might proceed to help you
Quote from "Robosexual" »
4. u think i give a fuck if my comment was lame or not? all that matters is the truth and u guys cannot cope with me here
No you probably don't. And personally, I do not care about your comment to Goodguy. But I seriously don't think his family is made up of elephants...
You're very bad at this not being stupid game.
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Man you gotta be a bit nicer... I wasn't being mean O.o
u werent being mean? uve all been mean so far
Where do I go...... WUG..... umm? That must be something you made up. I don't see a U... and where's the D? And the I? At least the D you have to have in there. And get rid of the U.
i was being sarcastic noob
And yeh, in Diablo II people say WUG (What U Got?) and this is a Diablo forum... and so I assumed What U Got is what you meant...
again, if u were smart u would know i was being sarcastic
Okay... but it's a good habbit to get into proper typing anyways. Might proceed to help you
in time u will realize that its pointless wasting time reading over what u read for typos, its jut not worth the extra 5 seconds..
No you probably don't. And personally, I do not care about your comment to Goodguy. But I seriously don't think his family is made up of elephants...
both ur fucking families are made of elephants
You're very bad at this not being stupid game.
ty, and u good at pointing out that im a bad typer even tho its quite obvious i am
"I never noticed how ignorant mankind IS and ALWAYS will be." - Stephen Spilberg
u guys could learn alot from him, hes a very good man
Now this is hype. Either Robosexual works for some advertising agency for the movie Cloverfield, or he is one of the people that the makers of Cloverfield would hope post a thread somewhere on some forum for the purpose of heresay and conjecture as to what Cloverfield is specifically about and what elephants are doing in the movie.
hi my name is robosexual i dont go on these forums much but u know, i got bored so i wanted to post this. i watched all of the cloverfield pictures and videos very carefully and i have found the answer to the cloverfield monster.
for as long as we have known about this film, it has been messing with our minds.
its time to take action
What people think it is
k these are the 5 main things ppl think it is (in popular order)
1. cthulhu (giant murloc octopus)
2. a leviathen
3. an alien
4. a robot
5. other
Cthulhu
k people think its this monster cuz its fuckin huge and it looks like its coming out of the water (cause it threw off libertys head).
i think this could be the 2nd possibility for the monster, but my explanation is much better than this
Leviathan
this can refer to any seamonster like nessie
Alien
ppl think this is an alien cause of the title cloverfield, and j j abraham said that u will figure out why the movie is called cloverfield at the end
Robot
my explanation is close to this, but not quite!
Other
anything else i didnt list here
So what is your explanation
hahahahhahahah well lets get into more lore of the story first
so the movie according to the trailer is about this dude named rob and his brother jason i think and they are having a party for him to go to a different place, we dont know why but he is going smewhere, then they have a fuckin black out and they watch the fuckin t.v. and theres an explosion and they dont know what the fuck it is so they run downstairs and they go outside and they alost get owned by libertys head so at this point they are thinkig "wtf" and then they have a skyscraper that falls down and all the dust is about to kill them like 9/11 so they run into a store and then the windows break from all the pressure from the dust and thats it of the teaser
then we have some trailers of a woman being prosecuted and shit and a fuckin helicopter about to die and shit and they are healing/having sex in a apartment building.
based on that we can speculte it is something big
something strong
and something thats so fukin powerful it makes people go crazy and shit
so what could it be?
scroll down to find out!
the 'monster' is actually something u will never think of
1. lets look into one of the few pictures they gave to us
now... what could that be?
could it possibly be a strand of hair?
an alien?
the devil?
or could it be this man right here..
for those of u that dont know who this man is, it is ivan ooze, one of the antogonists in the power rangers.
How could this man possibly be the person in the picture?
thats a good question, thake a look at the picture
u can see hints of purple on it, it has a long chin, the same nose, etc.
and btw those 'ears' on him are not ears those are just something else. this is not him tho, it is just a fragment of his ooze, his sperm if u must add.
What about the time when he said "its alive rob its alive i saw it"
hes referring to ivanin his big boy form
Ok, but when they were showing how people were having some sort of virus, or disease, and the 'mini-monsters' that were coming off the 'monster', can u explain that?
ahahhahahaha yes i can
k, the monster is a large version of ivan ooze, and he is getting beat up by the pwoer rangers megazord
the virus is just the magic he has, it explains it in the overview
mini monsters is his ooze
About the slusho drink (www.slush.jp).
THIS IS CLOVERFIELD MATERIAL! www.slusho.jp
it is pretty cool they have done something like that but yea, slusho is cloverfiled material. go to the site, check out the COLORED FUCKING ROBOTS that U CAN MORPH TOGETHER.... this alone here is full proof of the cloverfield monster being a fucking pwoer ranger megazord vs. ivan ooze... it has to be right.
This is a godzilla remake.
FREEZE! beofre u make conclusins like that u must realzie j. j. abrams nor paramount pictures have the right to make a godzilla remake. period plz.
ok i googled lcloverfield monster on google images and it showed this picture:
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/post-cloverfieldfake.jpg
this is not the fucking monster it is a guys prediction of what he thinks it would be, its fuckin fake
It's not Power rangers.
here is a j. j. abrams quote
Why ivan ooze?
cause he was only in one power rangers episode (the movie)
he was a favorite villain of the rangers and ppl want him back. its not too late, it wasnt too late for brittney spears sister to get pregnant before 18.
Conclusion/overview
k, the monster is just ivan ooze a big form of him with his little oozes crawling over the manahatten and then the power rangers are ighting him while they transformed into the robot. now, the ppl went crazy the same way ivan ooze was controlling them with his fat pig servant next to him in the movie. the little monsters are parts of ivan ooze and his army that 6000 years ago were imprisoned with him
Sources
Wikipedia
Youtube
Google
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTpYGJzqcUU
User Comments/hate mail/questions:
if u want to comment or question, or hate on me, u can reply and i will put it here.
I doubt that someone that made the series Lost. Would make a silly return of an old cartoon the power rangers. Are you fucking serious? You have way too much time on your hands. But you know what, it's all good because it's your opinion. And your shareing your thoughts. My thought back at you dont be dissapointed because this cloverfield isn't the return of the power rangers.. lawl..
For two:
If you watch the trailer. There isn't a purple power ranger villian there. Theres a giant mother fucking reptileish i guess i could say monster. Walking threw new york city with his head higher then a skyscrapper. No robots, no purple dudes, and for damn sure no power rangers. I guess that's the whole point of doing this, and for releasing that trailer a good way's before the movie goes out. Because people speculate too much and they actually start visualising the most out of the world stuff. Please watch the trailer again and don't be blinded by because you saw this guy on the internet post that it might be the return of the power rangers and go oh why didn't i think of that it's brilliant so it must be true!
Power Rangers? Pfft. I dont think anyone would waste there time on Power Rangers, especially someone well respected for making high quality suspense shows. And then one day turning around and saying oh im gonna make the return of the power rangers wewt~! No just no.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
plz dont smart with me ppl, i have too much things i have to do i cant get it all done today
Vote:
http://www.diablofans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17929
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
wug
Umm... my computer?
Also, you could do better with grammar and spelling in your posts
P.S. - Your comeback to Goodguy was really lame.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
2. u got a computer. woah!
3. i dont give a fuck what u think about my grammar
4. u think i give a fuck if my comment was lame or not? all that matters is the truth and u guys cannot cope with me here
edit: and i like the first grammar police comment its fucking horrific!
Where do I go...... WUG..... umm? That must be something you made up. I don't see a U... and where's the D? And the I? At least the D you have to have in there. And get rid of the U.
And yeh, in Diablo II people say WUG (What U Got?) and this is a Diablo forum... and so I assumed What U Got is what you meant...
Okay... but it's a good habbit to get into proper typing anyways. Might proceed to help you
No you probably don't. And personally, I do not care about your comment to Goodguy. But I seriously don't think his family is made up of elephants...
You're very bad at this not being stupid game.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
"I never noticed how ignorant mankind IS and ALWAYS will be." - Stephen Spilberg
u guys could learn alot from him, hes a very good man
G'night.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Vote:
http://www.diablofans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17929
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