"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I called my dad a son of a b*tch," she says.
"Why?" the priest asked.
"Because he touched my breast."
The priest reaches over and grabs her breast and says, "Like this?"
"Yes, like that."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but then he took his pants off and forced me to jerk him off!"
The priest unzipped his pants, took her hand and guided it down there. "Like this?"
"Yes, like that."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but then he bent me over and had sex with me!"
The priest bends her over and starts thrusting furiously. "Like this?"
"yessss...liiike....that....."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but my dad has AIDS."
"THAT SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!!"
and my fav.
guy walks down the street and see's a sign that says "cheese sandwich 10$, hand job 10$". so he walks in and says "is that sign out front true?" lady at the counter says "sure is" so he says "fine, go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin) ~~us West Ladder~~
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"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I called my dad a son of a b*tch," she says.
"Why?" the priest asked.
"Because he touched my breast."
The priest reaches over and grabs her breast and says, "Like this?"
"Yes, like that."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but then he took his pants off and forced me to jerk him off!"
The priest unzipped his pants, took her hand and guided it down there. "Like this?"
"Yes, like that."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but then he bent me over and had sex with me!"
The priest bends her over and starts thrusting furiously. "Like this?"
"yessss...liiike....that....."
"But that is no reason to call your father a son-of-a-b*tch."
"Yeah, but my dad has AIDS."
"THAT SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!!"
and my fav.
guy walks down the street and see's a sign that says "cheese sandwich 10$, hand job 10$". so he walks in and says "is that sign out front true?" lady at the counter says "sure is" so he says "fine, go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~