Favourite Diablo Quotes

  • #1
    *spoilerrsssss??*


    What are your favourite quotes from either the game or the books?
    (is this in the right place?)

    Mine is when Uldyssian is a captive of Lucion:

    "Damn you!"
    "Thank you, I already am. Shall we go?"

    Lol, I love Lucion's reply. I imagine him saying it quickly and high pitched.
    Its a bit of a cliche line, but still, its funny.


    There's likely more, its just that I happen to have just come across this one just now and it really made me laugh.

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  • #2
    i liked that one too. just finished reading the sin war books. but also but a spoliler alert on that. dont want to ruin it for everyone. but my favorite quote is.

    "ah......fresh meat."

    i mean who doesnt like that quote.
  • #3
    "Ahh...Fresh meat" like Necronergal.
  • #4
    lol yeah, that is a famous quote. But, can you think of anything less known?

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  • #5
    Spoilers?
    *raises eyebrows suspiciously*
    Not even death can save you from me...


    "Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
    sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
  • #6
    I like what the necromancer says when you exit Harrogath through the gates:
    "It takes more than a siege to stop me"
  • #7
    Quote from "Chaosdragon94" »
    Not even death can save you from me...

    Of course, but also:

    "You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube."
    Heard it so many times, but still great. Except when you actually play the game and he just keeps repeating it ;)

    "Stop! The beast contained herein shall not be set free, not even by you."
    Tyrael at his best, hands down.

    "We travelled together into the east. Always into the east."
    And for some reason, that line combined with the music and appearance of the Diablo II logo gives me the chills every time I see it :D
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  • #8
    My Favorite Tyrael thing is actually the one where he grab Marius in the Tomb that is just a cool cool scene can't remember it all at the moment.

    Also, I like Hephasto's line-"I shall use your soul to fuel the Hell Forge!"

    and of course "I shall make weapons from your bones"--ala the smith.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go to the Temple of Light, in the eastern ciry of Kurast. There you will find the gate to Hell opened before you. You must find the courage to step through that gate Marius. Take the stone you hold to the Hellforge, where it will be destroyed. Now run! Take the stone and run!"
  • #9
    "beware foul demons and beasts"

    Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
  • #10
    Quote from "Fingolfin" »
    My Favorite Tyrael thing is actually the one where he grab Marius in the Tomb that is just a cool cool scene can't remember it all at the moment.

    "Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go to the Temple of Light, in the eastern ciry of Kurast. There you will find the gate to Hell opened before you. You must find the courage to step through that gate Marius. Take the stone you hold to the Hellforge, where it will be destroyed. Now run! Take the stone and run!"

    Have I been watching that cinematic too much or what? :D
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  • #11
    Mephisto - My brothers, at long last we stand re-united. The infernal gate has been prepared, while the time of our final victory is at hand. Let the way to hell be open ... and the evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall you walk amongst the innocent, and terror shall consume they that dwell upon earth. The sky shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked. And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell. The gate stands ready. Now my young brother, the time has come to assume your true form... Arise Diablo ... lord of Terror... You are the harbinger of our return Diablo. Send forth your terror into Hell.

    Barbarian - Oh I grow tired of staining my hands with the blood of foul sorcerers!

    Barbarian - I've just about had my fill of the walking dead.

    Druid - I hate snakes! (Any one else notice he says this in a temple, temple and a hatred of snakes, Indiana Jones much?)

    Necromancer - And just as I was beginning to enjoy this darkness

    Necromancer - Such a waste of undead flesh

    Necromancer - Izual was weak, he squandered his power

    Farhnam - You drink water?

    Farhnam - Griswold can't see his anvil, what will he do then? And I'd be angry to if someone took my anvil!

    Arch Bishop Lazarus - Abandon your foolish quest.. all that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You are too late to save the child. Now you will join him.. in Hell.

    Warlord of Blood - My blade sings for your blood, Mortal, and by my dark masters it shall not be denied!

    King Leoric - The warmth of life has entered my tomb. Prepare yourself, Mortal, to serve my Master for eternity. (Laugh.)...

    Snotspill (The Carver) - Hey! You that one that kill all! You get Me magic banner, or we attack! You no leave with life! You kill big ugly, and get back magic! Go past corner, and door, find uglies! You give, you go!

    You kill uglies, get banner! You bring to me, or else! You give?

    Yeah! Good! Go now! We strong! We kill all with big magic! (Laughter)

    Gharbad the Weak - Pleeeeaasse not hurt Ghaaaarrbaadd, something for you I am maaaakkking...

    Nooottt yeeet almost doooone

    Thiiis to gooodd for yoouuuu, yooouu wannt yoouuu taaaake
    Warrior - I am not impressed

    Zhar the Mad - What? where here? take this and leave me to my work.

    Your curiousity shall be the death of you
    Warrior - I'm sorry, did I break your concerntration

    Gheed - I'm gonna party like it's 999

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  • #12
    Cinematic - Mephisto Jungle

    I stood in the doorway between light and dark
    What was left of my sanity implored me not to enter
    But that voice was just a whisper now
    Eventually, we're all worm food. Even the worms.
  • #13
    YES! Elfen Lied, that Mephisto quote is my absolute favourite. I used to listen to that so much. (and yes, I mean listen). Have you heard the extended version of it? Its on the diablo wiki front page. Except the voice isn't evil, but what he says is cool.

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  • #14
    Gillian's lines always amused me, since a good chunk of them were along the lines of, "I don't know, talk to someone else."

    And, random thought: if Gillian was so busy and concerned about her grandmother, why was she standing outside doing nothing?

    And, of course:

    "Let's see, am I selling you something? No. Are you giving me money to tell you about this? No. Are you now leaving and going to talk to the storyteller who lives for this kind of thing? Yes."

    And:

    "Wait, let me guess. Cain was swallowed up in a gigantic fissure that opened beneath him, he was incinerated in a ball of hellfire, and can't answer your questions anymore. Oh, that isn't what happened? Then I guess you'll be buying something or you'll be on your way."

    I wanted to kick that kid so hard...

    But anyway, "yep, that's a cow alright!"
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  • #15
    Gharbad the Weak: "Pleassss no hurt, no kill, keep alive and next time good bring to you!"

    love it! haha someone allready said this but Diablo: "Not even death can same you from me"

    also anything from the last chapter of Diablo: The Black Road, that book was sick
  • #16
    Quote from "necronergal" »
    i liked that one too. just finished reading the sin war books. but also but a spoliler alert on that. dont want to ruin it for everyone. but my favorite quote is.

    "ah......fresh meat."

    i mean who doesnt like that quote.



    I love it. The butcher was such a cool boss. Died before his time I'm afraid.
  • #17
    There's a line by Gheed that I like, something about getting money from you...

    Quote from "necronergal" »
    i liked that one too. just finished reading the sin war books. but also but a spoliler alert on that. dont want to ruin it for everyone. but my favorite quote is.

    "ah......fresh meat."

    i mean who doesnt like that quote.


    The first thing I thought when I read that was "But that came from Warcraft originally..." before realizing that was stupid. Damn DotA...

    Quote from "PhrozenDragon" »
    ...

    "Stop! The beast contained herein shall not be set free, not even by you."
    Tyrael at his best, hands down.

    "We travelled together into the east. Always into the east."
    And for some reason, that line combined with the music and appearance of the Diablo II logo gives me the chills every time I see it :D


    Those are probably my fav quotes from D2

    Quote from "PhrozenDragon" »
    "Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go to the Temple of Light, in the eastern ciry of Kurast. There you will find the gate to Hell opened before you. You must find the courage to step through that gate Marius. Take the stone you hold to the Hellforge, where it will be destroyed. Now run! Take the stone and run!"

    Have I been watching that cinematic too much or what? :D


    This reminds me of Gandalf - "Run, you fools!"

    My #2 fav quote from Diablo series is this:

    "I can see what you see not
    Vision milky, then eyes rot
    When you turn they will be gone
    Whispering their hidden song
    Then you see what cannot be
    Shadows move where light should be
    Out of darkness, out of mind
    Cast down into the Halls of the Blind"

    My #1 fav quote from Diablo series is this:

    "Stay a while, and... bah, nobody ever listens!"

    edit:

    Damn, I forgot!

    "I shall take your position into consideration... well, it seems your terms are not acceptable." *laugh*
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    Demonologist - Bone Spells (Necro style!), Avatar (shapeshift into a demon!), Furies (evil spirits that hang around you, giving party bonuses) - mix of physical damage and magic

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    PLAGUE OF TOADS!!!!!
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  • #18
    "Your death wíll be avenged" - any of the three characters after the anonymous adventurer in front of the church says his last words.

    "Now where will I put this?" - the rogue, when picking up and item with a full inventory

    "I'm not thirsty" - the rogue, when clicking on a cow

    "STOP! The beast contained herein shall nót be set free. Not even.. by you!" - Tyrael preventing the Wanderer from freeing Baal

    "You have not failed, old man. You have done exactly as you were ment to do. However, I am not the Arch Angel Tyrael..[...] Now I think it is time you had your reward.. {laughter}" - Baal, after getting his soulstone back from Marius

    "Not even DEATH will save you from me" - Diablo, when encountered in D2

    "Ah.. Fresh meat!" - The Butcher (D1)
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  • #19
    Lysander: "Well, what the hell do you want? Oh, it's you. Uh, hi there."
  • #20
    "Stay awhile and listen"
    "I see a soul in search of answers"
    "Not even death can save you from me"
    "Moo", That is a cow", "Im no milk maid"
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