Looks like the Diablo 3 cleanup street team is out in full force tonight. How much do you guys get paid by Pardo?
Rob, which is what I call him since we are best of friends and hang out at the bars on Friday nights, pays me in rare collectible coins, which is my hobby when I'm busy not playing D3 and masturbating to reruns of the Golden Girls (sometimes simultaneously).
One time Rob, Mike, and I went out and did so much blow that I have very little recollection of the evening but I know it involved at least two dozen dead hookers. That's OK because Mike, which is what I call him since we have each other on speed dial and regularly consult each other on the best choices to make for all Blizzard games, has plenty of acid and plenty of big oil drums and we get rid of the bodies in his basement much the same as they do in mobster movies.
Speaking of disposing of corpses, I just got off the phone with Aaron Paul because I'm the president of the Jesse Pinkman fan club and we regularly correspond about the weather, girls, and the tax rates on rich, important people like ourselves. And that reminded me...
Hopefully someone laughed at this... I figured since this thread is obviously going to get locked that I may as well have some fun and try to make someone smile.