LOOK AT ME!! LEVEL60 in 4 minutes 32 /seconds played! FOUR MINUTES.

  • #1
    GUSY!! GUYS!! IM NOT BOASTING, SINCE I SAY IT IT MEANS IM NOT SO DONT ASK.



    Im just seeing how many of you lesser people have attained such an achievement in life as i have achieved. So... anyone at all, have you beaten Diablo 3 in under 4 minutes 32 seconds? Didn't think so. You really have to be in a class of your own to do it.

    Please take a moment to bask in my glory....

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    There... ahh, feels good right. Im not offering any autographs, but you may ask me any questions you want, and i will angrily answer anyone who challenges my life's crowning achievement. And no one better upset me or i'm going to call them really really lame, and try to belittle them, but really, how could you belittle someone who GOT 1-60 IN 4 MINUTES 32 SECONDS??.

    Did i mention i made it to 60 in 4 minutes 32 seconds?

    Now look down at yourself, now back at me, then back at yourself, now your diablo 3 characters, now back at me. You arent me, but you could get a taste of that by just viewing this thread, or asking me some questions, i think i have the time to answer some today in my busy schedule.

    Anyone who questions the legitimacy of this post, like why my monk has so much time put in his bar graph, and why i only have 1 monster killed, and 0 elites, just ignore that, you just need to not think so hard. Did i mention i made it to 60 in 4 minutes 32 seconds?

    So there you have it folks. Just thought i'd stop by to check if anyone knows of someone who'se gotten 60 in less time than 4 MINUTES 32 SECONDS. Again, I'm Not Boasting, just genuinely curious. Autographs 19.95, send check payable to Mike Ocksmall,

    Out of character: Mocking absolutely is the sincerest form of flattery. And yes i was actually this bored.
    PS: (This is a joke. Here's the original thread this is mocking: http://www.diablofans.com/topic/47942-world-record-1-60-in-42-minutes-played/)
  • #2
    Gold Collected: 7

    Lifetime kills: 1

    Seems like a very boring way of playing, I would probably have more fun just leveling my Wizard rather than spending 50+ hours logging in and out of my alternate account to run quests for my B-account.
  • #3
    So...... And your point is? You did not even play the guy. The whole point of a game is to have fun and play it. lol
  • #4
    This is a brilliant piss-take of an earlier posting. :)
  • #5
    but...you're still ugly, so there's that.
  • #6
    /sarcasm off

    in case it wasn't apparent.
  • #7
    Your avatar takes this post from great to fucking great. Ah, that thread...
    "Anything I say can't, and won't be used against me because if they understood my point, they'd have given up theirs." -Christopher Hitchens
  • #8
    Great post, now can you do it in Hardcore and in less time, since it is hardcore which is easier since you only live once. :Thumbs Up:
  • #9
    Wow, best thread I've read in a while.

    PS: You're boasting.
  • #10
    Lol epic.

    Job well done. Hopefully this shuts up people who think there awesome for leveling quickly.
  • #11
    Quote from HEET1330

    So...... And your point is? You did not even play the guy. The whole point of a game is to have fun and play it. lol


    Might want to finish reading " the whole post"

    Love people like you. Make yourself look retarded.
  • #12
    lol good stuff
  • #13
    I love the thread tags. rofl good job.
  • #14
    Awesome :D
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