So, I've decided to give back to the community, since I like this site and all.
Long story short, I have got two b.net accounts one of which has the D3 beta access, and I will lend it to whomever wins this little contest for as long as the beta lasts (I don't ask money or any compensation so I guess it's not against any rules, be it blizzard's or df's).
Rules are simple: the person with reply number #69 in this thread wins (including mine, number in top right corner decides), and anyone can post up to 2 replies maximum. If the reply #69 happens to break the simple rule and/or gives up on the prize, the next person wins (#70) and so on.
If you wonder why I'm giving up on this account, I've already played the beta and don't want to spoil it that much for me. I will require the account back after the beta ends (which seems to be 1st of May).
So anyone who hasn't been that lucky thus far, now is your chance.