:apologies dear beta users, for it is i, THE BETA KING, i will soon have maintenances head on a silver platter, be patient my young learners for the time of reckoning is at hand," BETAAAAA GUARD BRING ME FORTH MY WINE THAT I MAY THIRST NOT WHILE IN BATTLE!!!!!!!!
Fool! You have just ensured the doom of the beta. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go to Blizzard HQ, in the western city of Irvine. There you will find the door to the server room opened before you. You must find the courage to step through that door! Take the software you hold to the mainframe, where it will be installed. Now run! Take the software and run!
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"All generalizations are false, including this one." -Mark Twain
The Beta servers were empty... Save for Bashiok, the arbiter of forums, member of the Blizzard council which ruled over the fandom. He implored the developers to follow through with the their patch in the western realms. Though the mortal devs heeded the advice of Bashiok, it was too late. Diablo had manage to corrupt the servers, removing the last vestiges of hope that the patch would be released overnight.
There, in the lands where no fanboy has trod, Diablo sealed his victory by smashing the Servers upon the Hellforge, consigning our world with darkness and further delays.
Ah, I tried. If anyone wants to share it on the b.net forum, feel free, I can't do it from here