the last boss of D3 will most like not be diablo in fact I think it will be something that has yet to be introduced to the lore.
my speculation?
SHAFT-TOR!
A Giant herpes ridden pen15 that waddle around the screen on it's balls and shoots things that look like the necro "teeth" skill only much larger and funny smelling. As you de-plete this boss's Hp it will shrink in size and eventually become completely flacid , when this happens it will pop a viagra and you will have to fight it all over again.
in fact this boss will be so HARD that you will have to team up with diablo, meph, baal and tyrael and you and all your party members will have to use a special item made from the horadric cube called "KY - GEL" in order to stroke SHAFT-TOR back and forth until it releases all it's power in one masssive explosion that kills everyone. except mephisto cause he's gay and he'd like it.
endnote: I'm sorry for wasting forum space with this but if you read the whole thing and didn't laugh you need to have your funny-bone replaced.
my speculation?
SHAFT-TOR!
A Giant herpes ridden pen15 that waddle around the screen on it's balls and shoots things that look like the necro "teeth" skill only much larger and funny smelling. As you de-plete this boss's Hp it will shrink in size and eventually become completely flacid , when this happens it will pop a viagra and you will have to fight it all over again.
in fact this boss will be so HARD that you will have to team up with diablo, meph, baal and tyrael and you and all your party members will have to use a special item made from the horadric cube called "KY - GEL" in order to stroke SHAFT-TOR back and forth until it releases all it's power in one masssive explosion that kills everyone. except mephisto cause he's gay and he'd like it.
endnote: I'm sorry for wasting forum space with this but if you read the whole thing and didn't laugh you need to have your funny-bone replaced.
That wasn't remotely funny.