This just popped up while I was reading the news on News Report: Breaking News. Here is a copy+paste of the article…
“Blizzard entertainment’s servers in New York, New York and Chicago, Illinois, were attacked today by two, disgruntled, Diablo three players. They made it to the room where the Diablo 3 server was stored and started viciously beating it, while screaming their dead, hardcore, character’s names over and over. Security apprehended the men, but not before they had a chance to light the servers on fire. Blizzard Entertainment executives first comment after being notified of the situation, “Oh, the servers will be down, ladies and gentlemen, you can count on that. Extended Maintenance. ” the unnamed executive said at the press meeting, laughing manically. He then burst into hundreds of bats, and flew away. We will continue to update you as the situation advances.”
I'd much prefer to think that he burst into a thousand tittering little fuzzy green haired troll toys skittering off in all directions, panting like spooked treasure goblins.
“Blizzard entertainment’s servers in New York, New York and Chicago, Illinois, were attacked today by two, disgruntled, Diablo three players. They made it to the room where the Diablo 3 server was stored and started viciously beating it, while screaming their dead, hardcore, character’s names over and over. Security apprehended the men, but not before they had a chance to light the servers on fire. Blizzard Entertainment executives first comment after being notified of the situation, “Oh, the servers will be down, ladies and gentlemen, you can count on that. Extended Maintenance. ” the unnamed executive said at the press meeting, laughing manically. He then burst into hundreds of bats, and flew away. We will continue to update you as the situation advances.”
You would believe a link that wrote that?
P.S. 2/10 for the OP.
2/10? I'd give him 0/10, if not lower. If you want to make a credible story, at least don't make it sounds like you wrote it halfway there.
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I'd much prefer to think that he burst into a thousand tittering little fuzzy green haired troll toys skittering off in all directions, panting like spooked treasure goblins.
I lol'd