My father... was a PvPer... and a fiend. And one day, he goes off gankier than usual. Mommy tries to RP to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. Me watching: he takes the dagger to her, loling while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why QQ?" He comes at me with the dagger, "Why QQ?" He sticks the dagger in my back... and... "LOLOLOLOLPWNt"
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My father... was a PvPer... and a fiend. And one day, he goes off gankier than usual. Mommy tries to RP to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. Me watching: he takes the dagger to her, loling while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why QQ?" He comes at me with the dagger, "Why QQ?" He sticks the dagger in my back... and... "LOLOLOLOLPWNt"
Ormus is pretty high on my schedule to be beaten with a lead pipe in front of a church. As is the palace guard in Lut Gholein, instead I'd dip him in brown gravy and lock him in a cage with a pack of bears that're geeked on speed. Finally, I have no personal use for Elzix, so I'd chop off the remainder of his limbs, but I'd switch methods after I cut off a limb. First I'd use a hand saw, then a dull knife, then an olive fork and finally several pieces of frozen pizza crusts. After that, I'd pelt him in face with Gummi Bears, granola bars and used Teletubby dolls for several hours while laughing at his predicament. As a final gesture, I'd take his sorry excuse for a human stump of a body, place it on the front of a loaded ballistae, locate the nearest stone wall or hardened structure, make him listen to the beginnings of the first four seasons of American Idol, and then fire the ballistae.
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Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
Ormus is pretty high on my schedule to be beaten with a lead pipe in front of a church. As is the palace guard in Lut Gholein, instead I'd dip him in brown gravy and lock him in a cage with a pack of bears that're geeked on speed. Finally, I have no personal use for Elzix, so I'd chop off the remainder of his limbs, but I'd switch methods after I cut off a limb. First I'd use a hand saw, then a dull knife, then an olive fork and finally several pieces of frozen pizza crusts. After that, I'd pelt him in face with Gummi Bears, granola bars and used Teletubby dolls for several hours while laughing at his predicament. As a final gesture, I'd take his sorry excuse for a human stump of a body, place it on the front of a loaded ballistae, locate the nearest stone wall or hardened structure, make him listen to the beginnings of the first four seasons of American Idol, and then fire the ballistae.
My father... was a PvPer... and a fiend. And one day, he goes off gankier than usual. Mommy tries to RP to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. Me watching: he takes the dagger to her, loling while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why QQ?" He comes at me with the dagger, "Why QQ?" He sticks the dagger in my back... and... "LOLOLOLOLPWNt"
I would definitely have to jump on the Ormus massacre bandwagon. Anyone who tells you that they may grant you wisdom in the third person deserves a little d3 style disintegration aimed at their face.
All the rest of you are going to have to get in line for Charsi though. Pretty sure she's already got a crush on me. Every time she introduces herself to my charcters, I get the distinct impression that she wants to jump my bones. Fingers crossed.
I would definitely have to jump on the Ormus massacre bandwagon. Anyone who tells you that they may grant you wisdom in the third person deserves a little d3 style disintegration aimed at their face.
All the rest of you are going to have to get in line for Charsi though. Pretty sure she's already got a crush on me. Every time she introduces herself to my charcters, I get the distinct impression that she wants to jump my bones. Fingers crossed.
Dude... you're totally wrong... Charsi is always begging me to give her my hammer
I'd find satisfactory emotions if I got to cut Kashya's mouth at the crease of her lips and let her try to f***ing trash talk me some more. See how much she enjoys that. Then I'd pull a "Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold on Blood Raven in front of her just to piss her off. Finally, I'd dip her in honey and tie her to a post on top of a Fire Ant hill.
I'd castrate Jheryn's guards with my teeth.
Asheara, she carries a f***ing snake around her neck. I HATE SNAKES. I'd probably strangle her with it.
Ormus.. I think most everyone has covered that for me. I'd ram that Gidbinn into his face and be like "Who needs protection now?!"
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Damn... sad story ._.
Ever see Batman, Dark Knight?
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Why so serious?
So who do you want to kill in diablo(NPC)?
Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
Therapy, seek it.
But Ormus still needs to be beaten to death with a blunt object.
Avast ye! Scyberdragon be te thank for the sig, arr!
I thought that went without saying.
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hahahaha i lul'd so hard
♣Strength and Honor♣
All the rest of you are going to have to get in line for Charsi though. Pretty sure she's already got a crush on me. Every time she introduces herself to my charcters, I get the distinct impression that she wants to jump my bones. Fingers crossed.
Dude... you're totally wrong... Charsi is always begging me to give her my hammer
I'd castrate Jheryn's guards with my teeth.
Asheara, she carries a f***ing snake around her neck. I HATE SNAKES. I'd probably strangle her with it.
Ormus.. I think most everyone has covered that for me. I'd ram that Gidbinn into his face and be like "Who needs protection now?!"
/rage
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
my amazon + charsi... C'mon!
Who says I am on the good side. I am on my own side. lol