Real Life Skills

[AcidReign]

Hey people!

If you could have one skill in real life to use from either Diablo or Diablo II, what would it be and why?

[Encryption]

i would like to be able to summon skeletons because they are really cool and i like death and all things affiliated with the necromancers/rathmians

[AcidReign]

Would you ever summon from your deceased relatives?

[Encryption]

....maaaaayyyybeeee....*looks around shiftilly*

[Encryption]

if need be yes i would summon from my relatives

[AcidReign]

I would want to have the Valkyrie skill, so I could summon my own trustworthy girlfriend, and if I wasn't satisfied with her, I'd recast it.

[Encryption]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFLMAO dude thats hilarious

[AcidReign]

Too bad it's true :(

[Encryption]

oh wow now that makes it even better haha im sorry for laughing but it is pretty funny

[katael]

hmmm perhaps teleport...

[Encryption]

why dude???

[katael]

ummm beacause in fights id always teleport myself behind them and annoy the people like that^^

[Encryption]

lol nice it might get old after a while though

[katael]

yeah, or mabye iron maiden like in the book lol^^

[Encryption]

lol yeah that would be sickk too but i'm gonna stick with my skeleton summon^^

[katael]

ummmm....corpse explosion...lol

[Encryption]

maybe i like all the necro skills^^

[Obieperson]

Teleport, or...ummm...Oh! wait...umm no...that one skill...that...umm you know...yea I can't think of it so teleport, you could go behind people in fight or when they are about to hit you, you can teleport into locked buildings and like safes and stuff like that, you can teleport away from the cops or an angry parent or worst of all an angry girlfriend.

[katael]

dont see why i would ressurect anyone i knew though...making an army of the dead would be cool

[Encryption]

welll if i needed to know something i would resurrect them or something like that but otherwise i'd let them R.I.P.

[katael]

know something? i know everything... ,mabye id rezz einstein, lol... we could rule the world... muhahahaha

[Encryption]

lol hahahahaha that would be really cool

[Obieperson]

I would teleport behind him and break his bony ass.

[katael]

or id rezz shakespear and kick the shit out of him...

[Encryption]

why?!?! i like shakespeare!!! he's the coolest poet ever besides Chris Vincent Metzen

[katael]

no its from rowan atkinson...blackadder...omg lol^^

[Encryption]

ok sorry i kinda flipped out there........

[katael]

i really didnt find anything special about macbeth... we should have read diablo^^

[Encryption]

yeah i wish we had read diablo. macbeth was a tad bit boring i'll admit

[Obieperson]

why?!?! i like shakespeare!!! he's the coolest poet ever besides Chris Vincent Metzen

No love for Edgar Aline Poe???

P.s. How the heck do you spell Aline? Alan?

[Encryption]

No love for Edgar Aline Poe???

P.s. How the heck do you spell Aline? Alan?
you spell it alan and i have love for him too hes also quite good^^

[katael]

sorry my good men, i have no clue who the hell your talking about lol^^

[Encryption]

lol its cool man just a lot of dead poets^^

[Carloseus]

my skill would be teleport. i could go anywhere i wanted and get there fast.

[katael]

see...im not the only one...

[Encryption]

ok fine rub it in i guess i'm the only necrophiliac on here....:(

[katael]

sorry for you mate...

[Encryption]

oh well its cool im kind of a loner anyway so its all good

[katael]

loner is not neccessarily = to necrophiliac...lol

[Encryption]

true but i love dead stuff i think all of it is cool that is why i wish i could a rathmian/necromancer^^

[Obieperson]

ok fine rub it in i guess i'm the only necrophiliac on here....:(

Dude...I hope you are the only necrophiliac here, you might wanna choose another word...and fast before many see this lol. Because umm necrophiliac is someone who...gets jiggy with the dead if you catch my drift.

[katael]

ahhhh....noooo....vomits....

[Encryption]

no not always a necrophiliac is one who loves death....sort of like a goth which i am also one of^^

[katael]

necromancer= deathlover..i thought...

[Encryption]

it does it is from two latin words

[Obieperson]

Necromancer means like master of death, mancer is a term used for mastery over certain skills, and lol saying that necrophiliac means one who loves death isn't much better, because they REALLY love it...allll night long.

[Encryption]

necro meaning death and phili meaning love

[katael]

who fucking cares lol...

[Obieperson]

Okay Katael it's bothering me...is that real blood.

[darkjay]

bone spear.... my bones bigger haha

[Obieperson]

Lol yea right, my bone is waaaay bigger than yours!

[katael]

k had to switch to the psp...

[Encryption]

lol hahaha why dude?

[AcidReign]

Another skill I would want is Infravision from Diablo I, so I could peer through the girl's bathroom walls :D

[Elfen Lied]

from diablo the spell you want is 'Jester' is have a chance to do every spell in the game, well technically it is from hellfire, but you get my point

[AcidReign]

I'd also like to have telekinesis so I could "flirt" with girls from afar.
Blizzard also wouldn't be bad, so I could close down schools and highways :D

[Carloseus]

pedophilia= sexual acts with children.
necrophilia= sexual acts with corpses.

just thought i would bring it to proper terms.
another skill i would have would be zeal so that every time i fought i could keep attacking really fast and not allow others to fight back until i win. =)

[russianKd']

Teleport, that would be kewl!

[Obsolete_hi]

I think I would choose to have the skill shockwave. I've seen it at work in X men 3 :P

[Ferret]

wow. you guys definantley phreak me out, i mean how many times do you guys see exposed corpses to do ce or summon?;)
anyway, my skill would be, uhmmm, gimme a sec, i guess zeal from the pally. i mean, thats useful for fighting too, instead of one punch, punch him five times continually on the nose. or the side of the jaw. or the temple. or right on the eye. or the adams apple. or all five in less than a sec.:D if hes still standing hell know hes fucked

[SilVerSurFnStud]

cant believe no one has said apacolypse from diablo 1 the orignal lol

id have that one....
BAM everything dead lol

[Obsolete_hi]

I forgot the skills from diablo 1, Havent played it in so long, but I am half tempted to go back and play it. I would prob beat it in like 2 days though.

[Morfias]

What about Holy Fire or Holy Shock. Wouldn't that be sweet to walk into a bar or something and just have people catch on fire. Well it would be kind of viscious but if you could control who it hit than it would be good.

[Blueknight]

i would take the skill to summon a bear then he could do my killing then when they put him down ill get another ;)

[Corn Flakes]

SKill to take to RL................... Teleport!

[Carloseus]

maybe chain lightning also. imagine shooting it at someone and just killing a bunch of people. that would be like frying a lot of people. especially if you use it effectively at a gay rally ^^

[Moonek]

i would probably choose find potion so i won't never run out of nothing to drink and if could have an other one it would be artic wind b/c it could make my drinks cold

[SoulCalibur]

Hey people!

If you could have one skill in real life to use from either Diablo or Diablo II, what would it be and why?I think, I already got that skill. That is the muscular body of the barbarian. To help me get MORE pu**y. meow.

[gijsbrood]

i would shose vigor. why? well i can run fucking fast then without gething thiered
so i can win like all races or just play soccer and earn money like hell and then i can buy me a house like the king :p

[Kewterz]

i would use fanat. I study martial arts and fanat would be just wicked i am pretty fast now and what i do i would give myself a heart attack with fanat

[Opus Dei]

I would choose the Pally's skill of conversion. Just smack someone and all of a sudden they'll fight the forces evil.

[Ferret]

lol, not evil, but just someone u hate...kool tho

[DyzfunktioNaL]

Holy shock... so everyone near me dies painfully

[Fudlow]

id have howl, so i make everyone run away from me and go shit em

[Ferret]

id take town portal. get drunk one night at some club or disco, and tp home/to friends place when i wake up...

[SoulCalibur]

id take town portal. get drunk one night at some club or disco, and tp home/to friends place when i wake up... I would have to constantly replenish those then lol.

[Enlyth]

I'd pick Lightning Fury and then go to the javelin throw in the summer olympics.

[maximusje]

Hmm, find item would be cool, but its sick to kick a dead beast... no not find item.. Teleport is usefull to teleport to a place :D U can go everywere u want... maybe in the vault of bill gates ... :D Or teleport to Blizzard and see how diablo 3 looks like :D.

[Mytronphe]

It would be teleport ^^

[ThatDude]

I would either use Fist of heavens, so if i ever get into a fight:
Guy: hey wanna fight bitch?
Me: U wanna know something? (thrusts fist in the air)
Guy= dead

Or teleport and play football and tele into the endzone every play

[maximusje]

Whaha it would be funny if u tele each time to the football match when a penalty is taken and u stop it every time and dissapear. They would be like: huh??? wtf just happened ^^

[Encryption]

dude did you forget to take your happy pills this morning?

[Obsolete_hi]

I would love to have the blizzard skill. If I did not want to go to work or school one day just cast blizzard a couples times and block the streets :P. Fun.

[AcidReign]

Same here, dude!

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i still want apocolypse from d1....boom everything dead lol

[Elfen Lied]

truely the greatest skill one can possess, i think it works but destroying all enemies, coz diablo has it but it doesnt destory the mages or knights

[Ferret]

hmmm, flame wave from d1 would work good in football, just flame the opposition

[SilVerSurFnStud]

lol might get ur team by mistake lol

[D-Day.77]

I think id have telekenis...

see example why

Blind man walks across street safely...then move him right in front of a bus then BAM...
O and then i would rob a bank and use my telekenis to cuff all the cops.....Muhahahahahahaha
I know you cant do it in diablo but still....

[Thasador]

I would really like to have charge as a real life skill. I would make fun of the Flash and Superman ^^ :D.

[Jarhead89]

I think id have telekenis...

see example why

Blind man walks across street safely...then move him right in front of a bus then BAM...
O and then i would rob a bank and use my telekenis to cuff all the cops.....Muhahahahahahaha
I know you cant do it in diablo but still....

Yeh i was gonna say telekenisis too. Moving shit around would be awesome.

Oh btw acid reign i almost fell off my chair when i read your post about the valkyrie skill! LOL

Wouldnt mind bone prison either. Imagine your mum (excuse the spelling of mum) was havin a go at you and you just yawn and but her behind bars!

[niklas988]

i would have necro bone spirit so it can go after my friends wile they are screaming that would be so fun

[Siaynoq]

Corpse explosion, obviously. So I could sit inconspicuously in the back row of open casket funerals and wait till people all started going up to the casket, paying their respects.

Then, blam!

[True-Saber]

teleport would be cool but i would have to choose bone wall ;)

imagine creating traffic jams

Meteor would be cool to bc if somone ever said well if God is real then let him smite me!!! u could cast it on their A$$ lol

theres also fire wall as an alternative

[Siaynoq]

I like your traffic jam idea better. There would be mass suicides if a bone of wall was suddenly erected in the middle of a busy highway.

[AcidReign]

I'd like to summon a grizzly and have him be my companion. Haha... "Look what I brought home mom!"

[MijnWraak]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r63/rizexagainst/no-need-to-freak-out-1.png

[MijnWraak]

but still.. this thread is thread-necro-friendly... so anywho

i would love to be able to have zeal.. id get everyone at a bar pissed and have them gather around me and whoo, they'd all get pwnt.

[AcidReign]

Either Zeal or Whirlwind!

[MijnWraak]

oh hellz yeah.. ww would be the best.



or.......




O.O

nah id probably take metal golem.. or w/e its called.. that would be the shit.

[Siaynoq]

Blood Golem would be better. You could have it walk on people's carpets and ruin them.

[HARDCOREPOORE]

hurricane, jus walk down the street and maul everything

[MijnWraak]

true. i could also make it walk over my neighbors face, make her black out, and say she's dead to piss her husband off..

and then id just point to my metal golem who was made out of a sword, and hide the blood golem

[Siaynoq]

Infravision might be nice. You could spy on your neigbors.

[likwidsteel]

Bonespear ftw, no weapons no finger frints, just pure pwnage...

Imagine, the marching band is gooing down the field, and BAM! holy row of them down and everyone cheers you on, or if sum1 pisses you off, BAM they're gone.

[Bambithegreat]

i would go with lightning ..... probably because it kils fast, and i will make a car so i can run it on the lightning =)

[AcidReign]

Infravision might be nice. You could spy on your neigbors.

There are a couple girls I'd like to use Infravision on... :rolleyes:

[likwidsteel]

There are a couple girls I'd like to use Infravision on... :rolleyes:
http://uk.gizmodo.com/bush-shock.jpg

BOOBIES!

[AcidReign]

That would indeed be my reaction.

[likwidsteel]

That would indeed be my reaction.

Lol.

does pwnage count as a skill?...

[Visucius]

Leap. Definitley. Jump from biulding to building!

[Chaosdragon94]

Teleport...

[winstonthe4th]

Teleport or maybe werebear to scare the shit out of people.

[Asura Moonek]

Golem, because I a dream when i was younger that he'll push me on the swingset

[Mirroc]

A combination of Infravision and Teleport would be nice for the infiltration of Blizzard Entertainment headquarters.

[winstonthe4th]

Infravision isn't a D1/2 move, but I like how you would use it, very much.

[Mirroc]

Infravision is used in Diablo I. Sometimes it can be helpful.

[Sofawall]

Leap FTW. It's fun hacking an offline character and giving him 99 leap... HUP!

[winstonthe4th]

Infravision is used in Diablo I. Sometimes it can be helpful.
Sorry, my mistake.

[likwidsteel]

Leap FTW. It's fun hacking an offline character and giving him 99 leap... HUP!

vouch :D also, a nice holy shock aura is good...

[Sofawall]

I played through Diablo 1 about 18 dozen times, but I only ever used golem and guardian. I'm a purist that way.

[Thasador]

I would like to have the skill, telekenetics. Ya I know it is weak and only purpose is to support energy shield...but having the ability of telekenetics is awesome.

[Jarhead89]

Pyschic Hammer....i just wanna be able to look at people and watch them go ARGGGG WTF?!?!?!?!?!1

[Fudlow]

id have howl, so i make everyone run away from me and go shit em
09-03-06

i stand by what i said over 10 months ago... LMAO i don't know why the fuck i said this but its hilarious :D

[TwilightRealm]

lol this thread is so old, i just read the whe thread and i must say that ur "howl" comment had me laughing.

[Fudlow]

lol this thread is so old, i just read the whe thread and i must say that ur "howl" comment had me laughing.

lol a couple months ago i was gonig thru all the posts i had on this site. and i ran across this one and i was like "wtf?" haha

[Siaynoq]

Poison Nova might be good for getting rid of all these hornets' nests.

[TwilightRealm]

Hornets' nests in general or u have some where ur at?

[purplecoffeedot]

i would like the iron maiden curse...i would just like to see someone try and punch me and they get a a big surprise in the face...

other than that frozen orb...that would just clear everything

[Siaynoq]

Hornets' nests in general or u have some where ur at?I got lots where I'm at. They used to build in obvious places. Now they sneak behind the siding of the house and work on their nests there.

[Jarhead89]

So why dont you go out there and go fuck em up siaynoq?

I will punch every hornet in the face!

Dude, fuck hornets.

(haha, anyone get that reference?)

[Siaynoq]

I'm moving into a new place soon. No hornets there. But I might need Grim Ward to keep the damn cats away.

[Jarhead89]

Or flame wall...

[Fudlow]

Or howl...

[Jarhead89]

Or not fudlow...

[Fudlow]

So why dont you go out there and go fuck em up siaynoq?

I will punch every hornet in the face!

Dude, fuck hornets.

(haha, anyone get that reference?)

sounds familiar, what's it from?

[Jarhead89]

Dane cook. Great comedian.

[Fudlow]

Or not fudlow...
you don't know what i'd do with howl do you?

OH SHIT DANE COOK! yeah he's alright

[Jarhead89]

nah im too lazy to go back and read about whatever it is everyone said is so funny. copy and paste it for me you whore.

i love you fudlow.

(just kiding)

[TwilightRealm]

lol it was great u should go read it.

[dub Lucifer]

SINCE TELEPORT WAS SAID I'LL HAVETO SAY FIREBALL... burnnnnnnnnnnn