Superhuman gamers!

[Belial]

We ROCK! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050701/hl_nm/gamers_eyes_dc)

[DeckardCain]

Thats nice to know. Too bad games wont help me get laid lol.

[Belial]

Or will it...

No, no it won't.

[DragonSlayer]

link gone bad? maybe repost or something?

[Cloud_S707]

no it wont help you gey laid unless the girl gets turned on by guts who play games good

[Cloud_S707]

i meant to put guys*

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i dunno my Girlfriend Callsme an Irresistable nerd haha...I think the games help in getting u laid if u play it off right with a girl but they never will do the job 4 u u have to work at it alittle

[something27]

my friend hides all his video game stuff when his girlfriend is around

[killing lil thingys]

hahaahaa sux to be him i guess.

btw how come nahhh nvm please forive me for being blond..

[Maestro]

Well I guess gamers always have the CG Chicks

[darkjay]

i like blondes lol

[Kewterz]

i guess you could still get laid if you are a gamer, HOWEVER if you turn it down for a video game there could be some damn issues there for sure

[Maestro]

Yes, for instance I will give everyone one a scenario and I want to know the choice they would make.


You walk into a nightclub and after pounding down a few drinks you are confronted by a chick. You turn around and notice that the woman you are looking at somewhat resembles Jessica Alba. You are not sure if it is just the alcohol but you think 'Oh, well you only live once' and ask her to dance.

After exchanging details, she decides ask you back to her place and upon arriving you notice that she has 'Official First Edition' copy of Diablo III. She tells you that the disc is in her boyfriends computer and he won't be back until tomorrow. Then after you read the cover with your love filled eye's, you turn around to find the extremely naked, Jessica Alba double laying on her bed.

What would you do:

1. Get her to boot up the computer for you.
2. Shag the very hot and very naked lady on the bed then leave before the boyfriend comes home.
3. Have a quicky and then attempt take the whole computer tower while she is sleeping.

Choose wisely....(remembering she knows where you live!)

(I am sorry to the female's on this site for not implementing a female version but if you would like one created for you please PM me and I shall do so in another thread)

[darkjay]

2.5: shag her all night long then steal the copy of d3 in the morning when she goes to take a shower

[ThatDude]

Here then ill make a tougher one
You can only choose one, and only one (no in between
1. Sex with the 3 of the hottest women in the entire world, but then you will never be able to play diablo 3, not even look at it or anything

2. Get diablo 3 and become ruler of bnet with all power, but never have sex again

[darkjay]

hmm thats a tough one... sex while ruling diablo??

[Maestro]

2.5: shag her all night long then steal the copy of d3 in the morning when she goes to take a shower

So what are you going to do when her boyfriend rocks up at your house with a baseball bat?

[Maestro]

I'll take number 2 because so far sexual abstenance has been my middle name(s)

[darkjay]

i carry my axe and my sniper rifle with me at all times

[darkjay]

so the question is not what am i going to do, but what is he going to do

[Allyosaugh]

Guy with the assassin's creed signature, number 1 all the way. Diablo 3 isn't the only thing I'm waiting for. I have other things to live for...

...Like Black and White 2, Wc4, the complete destruction of DotA in Wc3 B.Net, Sc2, etc.


...Wait, do you mean have sex only once, or whenever you want?

[Kewterz]

sorry fellers but i choose sex then gaming but who says you get head while playing!! AHH HAA there is an expception to every rule LOL

[Maestro]

Dammit! Why didn't I think of that?!

[darkjay]

i dont know

[diablo124578]

lol smart idea there kewterz

[katael]

hmmm, gaming always will be no.1 in my life, sry
but then again....both at the same time sounds good^^
btw what does this have to do with superhuman gamers?

[darkjay]

iduno, somethin about a broken link on page 1

[diablo124578]

ur superhuman if u can play proberly and be having so kind of sex lol

[darkjay]

lol, that takes skill

[TwilightRealm]

2 for the price of 1 lol

[DarknessAngel]

ummm how did superhuman gamers went to getting laid ?_?

[darkjay]

read the entire thread.. other than that i have no idea lol