Cool Memorable quotes from anything at all.

[Elfen Lied]

we used to have a thread here where you could post cool and memorable quotes but it seems to have disappeared, so i shall ressurect it. of course some of the quotes below are not actually from the sources i list below

From Boondock Saints

And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me among Thy saints .

Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee among my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.

From V for Vendetta

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici = By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V

The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him, and fortune on his damned quarrel smiling, showed like a rebel's whore, but all's too weak for brave Macbeth well he deserves that name, disdaining fortune with his brandished steel, which smoked with bloody execution, like valours minion, carved out his passage till he faced the slave, which ne'er shook hands nor bade farewell to him.

No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

We are oft to blame in this. 'Tis too much proved that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself

And thus I clothe my naked villainy/With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;/And seem a saint, when most I play the devil

Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

From Pulp Fiction

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you

From Neon Genesis Evangelion
God's in his Heaven, All's right with the world

From Fullmetal Alchemist
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth. But the world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb, and a flow, a cycle. That the pain we went through did have a reward and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. I don't think of Equivalent Exchange as a law of the world anymore. I think of it as a promise between my brother and me - a promise that someday, we'll see each other again.

From Berserk
In this world mans fate is determined by some entitiy or transcedental force like the hand of god at least man know he has no power over his own destiny

From Hellsing

In The Name of God, Impure Souls of The Living Dead Shall be banished in to eternal damnation, Amen

The Bird of Hermes is My Name, eating my wings to make me tame

Jesus Christ is in Heaven (Now)

I am the instrument of God, Messenger of the divine punishment of heaven."

And now, O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he grow angry, and ye perish in the way, Though wrath may quickly kindle, Amen.

The Vampire and those who ally with such filth all stand equal in the eyes of God, sinful dirty heathens to a man, I act as God’s only wrath upon the earth Raining Down the divine punishment of Heaven, I will purify them all, in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, Amen

Target acquired, restriction method #2, lifting the seal to allow use of ability, until target is silenced

From From Equilibrium

But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet; tread softly, because you tread on my dreams

From the Punisher
Sic vis pacem para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war

This is not revenge, its punishment

Feel free to add quotes to this thread

[SilVerSurFnStud]

"You May NOt pass"

palace guard act 2

[SilVerSurFnStud]

orr...."None Shall Pass" ..THe BLack Knight in monty python and the holy grail



hey anyone ever notice the choices blizzard uses to name things in diablo d2 and d2 lod

1 for example..a unique dirk dagger

identify it and its Called "The Diggler Dirk" ...prob about 12 inches long

now if im not mistaken wasnt the kid from boogy nights name Dirk Diggler? and wats funny is he was known to have a 12 inch child in his pants

[Elfen Lied]

yes it is a reference to that character.

From Monty Python
Help, Help im being Repressed

your the king, well i didnt vote for you

we found a witch, may we burn her.

[Carloseus]

i got three i can remember right now.

Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings(best movie ever)
"You Cannot Pass!"

Julius Caesar
"Veni, Vidi, Veci"----i came, i saw, i conquered.

this third quote is disputed to be from many sources but for time circumstances i will make it my own. it is right below.
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[darkjay]

"Tiss only a flesh wound" the black knight Monty Python
"MOO" them damed cows in d2
grr i cant think strait today

[Ferret]

rofl:D just now noticed but the resemblance is funny as hell
orr...."None Shall Pass" ..THe BLack Knight in monty python and the holy grail



hey anyone ever notice the choices blizzard uses to name things in diablo d2 and d2 lod

1 for example..a unique dirk dagger

identify it and its Called "The Diggler Dirk" ...prob about 12 inches long

now if im not mistaken wasnt the kid from boogy nights name Dirk Diggler? and wats funny is he was known to have a 12 inch child in his pants

[Moonek]

Stewie Griffin:
"What the Deuce"

[Arby]

"Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!"

Silence of The Lambs:
"Toughens your nipples doesn't it?"

Something About Mary:
"Is that... hair gel?"

Dumb and Dumber:
"Just go man. Woah, that's really warm!"

Apocalypse Now:
"I love the smell of naplam in the morning!"

Thats all I can think of at the moment.

[darkjay]

Terminater
"ill be back"
''Hasta la vista baby''

[AcidReign]

Gladiator:
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

[Ferret]

pirates of the carribean 1

parley? who came up with that?
that would be the french!

[Fudlow]

~Happy Gilmore~
"Shooter! Wanna go to Sizzler and get some grub?"

[SilVerSurFnStud]

haha

"I eat pieces of sh*t like u for breakfast"

u eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

[Fudlow]

~Back to the Future~
"RUN FOR IT MARTY!!!"

[Fudlow]

haha i just thought of a good one that no one has said yet, im not even gonna put who said it cuz its so good

"Frikin idiot!!"

[SilVerSurFnStud]

napolean!!!!

[Jaco Wolf]

give yourself to the darkside

[Jaco Wolf]

Darth Vader Rules

[Jaco Wolf]

Darth Vader Episode 6 " If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will"

[Jaco Wolf]

The Emperor Episode 6 "Your Hate Has made You powerful"

[Jaco Wolf]

The Emperor " your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkside" yet again another from Episode 6

[darkjay]

Take a guess at this one lol
''luke... i am your father''

MP
"NII"
"you must find the mightyest tree in the forest and chop it down with... a herring" "a herring??"

[Fudlow]

~The Princess Bride~

"Never, go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!!! Hahahahaha"

[Fudlow]

Youre My Boy Blue!

[Fudlow]

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddooooooooooooooooommmmmm mmmmmmm!!!"

[Maestro]

How about:

'If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore......A Witch!'

or

'Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberry!'

[Carloseus]

From terminator

"I'll be back"

also i forgot the movie for this one

"you want the truth??"
"yes!"
"you cant handle the truth!!"

Fellowship of the Rings

"I wish The Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened."

"So do all who live to face such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

[Carloseus]

Gollem!! Gollem!!

[SilVerSurFnStud]

"i fart in your'e genreal Direction"

Mp and the holy grail

[Maestro]

HEAD KNIGHT:
We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.

or

LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

LANCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.

[Maestro]

Sorry, they are more scenes than just quotes but they are funny anyway and needed a mention

[Fudlow]

"Jackaaaaaass!!"

[Fudlow]

btw, the movie your thinkin of is Few Good Men

[Elfen Lied]

From Dante's Inferno
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

From Elfen Lied
Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam
Et lingua eius loquetur iudicium
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem
Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitae {Kyrie, fons bonitatis}
Kyrie, Ignis Divine, Eleison
{O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
Quam amoena esse virgo creditur.}
O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
Quam amoena
O castitatis lilium

From Homestarrunner
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Trogdor.png/181px-Trogdor.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Trogdor.png)
Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor was a man.
I mean, he was a Dragon-man.
Um, maybe he was just a Dragon.
Um...but he was still...

Trogdor!
Trogdor!

Burninating the countryside.
Burninating the peasants.
Burninating all the people and the thatched-roof cottages
Thatched roof cottages!

And the Trogdor comes in the
NIGHT!
When all the land is in ruin
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain
My money's on...
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!

From Invader Zim
Zim: I shall rain down doom upon their filthy doomed heads
Gir: I gonna sing the doomed song now, doom, doom, doom, doom

From Fight Club
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[Arby]

Monty Python's Life of Brian:

"He's not the Massiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
"Big Nose"
"Stop picking your nose"
"You are the Massiah. I should know I've followed a few!"

[grifen.miller]

From Talladega Nights:
If you don't chew Big Red Gum, then Fuck you.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

haha i love that quote



umm

..CHip IM all Jacked up ON mountain Dew

Im gonna come at you like a spider MOnkey Chip

god ive seen that movie twice and wanna c it again


..98% of all people die....

[Arby]

Misery:
"You dirty birdie"

The Shawshank Redemption:
"Get busy living, or get bust dying"

The Matrix (and I can't believe anyone has quoted this one):
"You are the one!"

[SilVerSurFnStud]

Hail to the KIng Baby

Give me some SUgar

army of darkness

movie rocks

[Elfen Lied]

also from Evil dead (series including games)
Yo, she bitch, lets go

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

we can take these deadite we can take 'em with science

This is my boomstick

Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless.

From Bubbahotep
No body Fucks with the King Baby

[Fudlow]

"get to the choppa!!!!!!"

-arnold

[Kewterz]

lawnmower man:

"Let those who fear me, Worship me, and let those who oppose me Die"

I love that

[katael]

from mp flying circus
"two...three people have just fallen past that window to their almost certain death!!"
"must be a boardroom meeting...."
"oh, yeah..."

[Ferret]

arnold

- Hasta la vista, baby

[katael]

warcraft... famous orc words....."for the horde!!"

[katael]

blackadder:
"i shall return before you can say....antidistinctlyperimintisism!"
two days later....
"anti-disphincly-angry-minty-crism...."

[katael]

bloodhound gang:
"ohhh shit, here comes pac-man!"
"hey pac-man whats up?"
"me you bitches, im high on crack!"

[katael]

a magic card (educational card games^^)

"the conflict of war is determined not by who is right but by who is left"

[katael]

another magic card...

goblin jester "how do you stop a raptor from charging? no seriously! help!"

[Obsolete_hi]

Quote for just about everything:

"Its all good"

[katael]

ummmm god....

"let there be light" (inspireing isnt it?^^)

[katael]

dont know who came up with it.... but
"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!"

[Encryption]

here i gotta few:

"you just got knocked the fuck out!"-the friday movies
"you just got served"-you just got served movie
"wisdom is earned, not given"
"he was skilful enough to have lived still, if knowledge could be set up against mortality."-william shakespeare
"the only future peace has to offer is war"
"it is easier to stab someone in the back than it is to look them in the eyes. society is based on this principle, and it is unversal amongst those who rule"
"he who fights monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster."-friedrich nietzsche
"when all magic fails, rely on three feet of steel and a strong arm"


that's all i can think of right now i'll check back in later if i find anymore quotes

[Elfen Lied]

From Monty Python
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then? I didnt vote for you
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

[Encryption]

"those who live by the sword will eventually die by the sword"
"the pen is mightier than the sword"

[katael]

another magic card...

"unlimited knowlege is great, untill you gain unlimited understanding"

[katael]

diablo

"not even death can save you from me!"

[katael]

swat

"get down! get down on the ground! do it! do it now!"

[katael]

counterstrike

"taking fire, need assistance!"
"negative!"
"sounds like a plan...."

[katael]

fort minor

"forget perfect, im trying not to be worthless"

[Encryption]

"i see dead people"

[Encryption]

"here's freddy!"

[Maestro]

How about some more mp:

'Fetchez la vache!' - (french soldiers)

or

'Come back 'ere! I'll bite your legs off!' - (Black Night)

[Encryption]

mephisto
"my brothers have escaped you"

[Carloseus]

not from a movie i dont think. its from a marine to a protester of vietnam war.

"i fight to give you the right to speak freely"

[Carloseus]

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. but you cant pick your friend's nose.

[Carloseus]

this is for the older crowds. "hey mikey! he likes it!!"

[darkjay]

good

''fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity'' sign in vietnam war
i dont entirely agree with it but its a good quote

[katael]

this is for the older crowds. "hey mikey! he likes it!!"

why older crowds? i saw the matrix in 1999 and im only 15, best movie ever!^^

[Encryption]

yeah definitely but back to the quotes
andariel
"die maggot"
duriel
"looking for baal"
fallens
"rakanishu"
baal
"muahahahahahahahahahahaha"
radament
"we live again"
tyreal
"greetings hero"


thats all i got for now i'll check back in later

[SilVerSurFnStud]

SHop SMART shop S-MArt

Evil dead 1,2 and army of darkness

[Encryption]

napolean dynamite
"gosh!*slaps face*"

[Encryption]

just thought of this one same movie
"vote for pedro"

[Moonek]

don't know if somebody posted this one but here it is
"I can't believe it not butter"
by some butter company

[Encryption]

"chaaaaarge!"

[katael]

matrix
"believe it or not you piece of shit, youre still gonna burn!"

[katael]

chris rock
"yall not killing me!"
"killing people in the morning....that aint right!"
"i didnt have six freinds in highschool....i dont have six freinds now!"

[katael]

but then again i suppose one can quote whole books of all the funny things he said lol...

[katael]

snoop dog...video twisted transistor
"were all black!....when the lights go out!"

[katael]

viva la bam
"immer mitten in die fresse rein!"

[Obsolete_hi]

With great power comes great responsibility. Spider Man.

[Obieperson]

"My spooon is TO big...my SPOON is to big...My spoOon IS to Big...(more pause)...I am a banana"

Rejected Cartoons or something like that lol.

[katael]

"My spooon is TO big...my SPOON is to big...My spoOon IS to Big...(more pause)...I am a banana"

Rejected Cartoons or something like that lol.

never heard of it sorry...

[Obieperson]

Aww it's pretty funny, although you have to be half retarded to really think it is funny (Yay me!). Lol

[katael]

sadly im not retarded...only insane... :(

[Encryption]

ditto i'm psychotic though i got locked up in juniper hill for a while once......something about they wanted to study me....

[katael]

happens, happens...i killed all the people who tried to study me...

[katael]

another magic card:
"the border between brilliance and madness is defined only by the degree of sucsess"

[katael]

another magic card:
"the border between brilliance and madness is defined only by the degree of sucsess"

i wonder if ill be sane if I ever become successfull then^^

[Encryption]

i dunno maybe

[AcidReign]

I must be overwhelmed with madness...

[katael]

no its just the two of us who are ma, encryption and I^^

[Encryption]

yay us for being mad^^

[katael]

yeh...madness is the only sane solution...

[Encryption]

lol funny it seems to hold true for a lot of us though^^

[Elfen Lied]

From Dance of the Dead by Iron Maiden
Let me tell you a story to chill the bones, 'bout a thing that I saw.
One night wandering in the everglades. I had one drink but no more.

I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight. Gazing up at the stars.
Not aware of a presence so near to me. Watching my every move.

Feeling scared and I fell to my knees. As something rushed me from the trees.
Took me to an unholy place. And that is where I fell from grace.

Then they summoned me over to join in with them. To the dance of the dead
In to the circle of fire I followed them. In to the middle I was led.

As if time had stopped still I was numb with fear, but still I wanted to go.
And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me. As I walked onto the coals.

And I felt I was in a trance. And my spirit was lifted from me
And if only someone had the chance. To witness what happened to me.

And I danced and I pranced and I sang with them. All had death in their eyes.
Lifeless figures they were undead all of them. They had ascended from hell.

As I danced with the dead my free spirit was laughing and howling down at me.
Below my undead body, just danced the circle of death.

Until the time came to reunite us both. My spirit came back down to me
I didn't know if I was alive or dead. As the others all joined in with me.

By luck then a skirmish started. And took the attention away from me
When they took their gaze from me. Was the moment that I fled.

I ran like hell faster than the wind. But behind I did not glance
One thing that I did not dare. Was to look just straight ahead.

When you know that your time has come around. You know you'll be prepared for it.
Say your last goodbyes to everyone. Drink and say a prayer for it.

When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead
When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed
And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead

To this day I guess I'll never know. Just why they let me go.
But I'll never go dancing no more. 'Til I dance with the dead.

[Encryption]

"bite my butterfinger!"

[Encryption]

c. columbus
"by persevering over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination"
g. khan
"one of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people"
n. bonaparte
"the secret to winning the support of large groups of people is positive thinking"
r. hood
"anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby"
m. hammer
"ya gotta be subtle"

[MWalker]

From Jack Black in Saving Silverman:
"Oh, I'm a Mime. Uuhh, I'm a Mime."
"Dude, Mime's don't talk"
"Uh, they do -- when they're off duty!"

Legolas and Gimli in LotR: The Two Towers:
"Final count, 42."
"42, oh? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princeling. I, myself am sitting pretty on 43."
"43"
"He was already dead."
"He was twitching."
"He was twitching 'cause he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"

[Obsolete_hi]

Flexible people never get bent out of shape.

[Arby]

Family Guy Season 4:
"In your fucking face fuckwad!"
"I have gifts and presents, there up my bum!"

[darkjay]

read my sig... best quote out thier

[Elfen Lied]

indeed.

yah and did the lone hero descendith into the darkness of the labyrinth beneathith the cathedral.

[Corn Flakes]

Ahhh good ol ITHS from 1.08 or .09

[Elfen Lied]

dude, that statement is designed so that it appears as though it came from a old school bible.

you know 'yah and did god sayith unto abraham.....'

[Corn Flakes]

i know i know but i just wanted to see if anyone else remembered ITHS and how crazy they were with the Occy rings

[Morfias]

Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker: Welcome to the worst nightmare of all, reality!-Pinhead.

Airplane: And don't call me Shirley.

Nightmare on Elm Street: Come to Freddy!

Trekkies: Beam me up Scotty

American Wedding: I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and i'm gonna rock out with my cock out.

American Pie 2: Suck me beautiful.

American Pie: Jim, I want to talk to you about masterbation.

Dickie Roberts: This is nuckin futz!

And there's more but i'll wait a while.

[Encryption]

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you sying,'Damn...We fucked up.'"

[maximusje]

Die hard 1 and 2:

'' yippikayee motherfucker!!! ''

[maximusje]

Encryption:

'' i dunno maybe ''

ill never forget this one xD

[Encryption]

thx a lot man i needed that...;P iknew that i was funny...well sort of...

[Ferret]

Larry the Cable Guy :rolleyes:

she was so ugly she coulda trick-or-treated over the damn phone

[Carloseus]

"all in eventuality" -- Carloseus

i actually made that one up like three years ago.

"he who laughs last, thinks slowest" ---i dont really know who started it but its a good one.

"Ar!!"---Big O and Dukes. a radio station i listen to has these two hosts. they are hilarious.

hmm i cant remember any famous ones. ><

[Ferret]

i had an open mind. but my brain kept falling out. - unknown

[Arby]

From Dusk Til Dawn:

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard!"

[SilVerSurFnStud]

"AMILLLLIO"

night at the roxberry

[SilVerSurFnStud]

"Halt You MAy Not Pass"

act 2 palace guard

[killing lil thingys]

guys if u want to laugh
go talk to gheed at act1 rouge camp...he's a stoner so if u too a stoner talk to him he'll talk bout things that u don't expect he's goinna tell u.

[Ferret]

all i gotta say is farnham the drunk, d1

[AcidReign]

Haha, he is great... Gillian got him all hammered at the bar!

[killing lil thingys]

lol i dunno if this sound same but

baal: my brothers should have not die in vain...forgive me if i spell or write it wrong i was jus listen to the soudtrack.

[Ferret]

everyone's faves: ;)

failed to join game

your connection has been interrupted

your cd-key is already in use

unnable to connect

[killing lil thingys]

d2lod account n cd-key tagged result of using mh or 3rd party progs.

owned!

[Fudlow]

~Anger Management~

Goosefroba

[Elfen Lied]

i created this thread for cool quotes from movies/games/tv shows/books/songs, lol

From Hellsing
Alucard: How bout a fight to the death o' judas Priest!
Anderson: its a bout time vampire!
[Alucard dodges Andersons knifes}
Alucard: poor vatican whipping boy, I'll not be killed by somebody's lapdog
[Alucard looks into the next train carriage]
Anderson: Gotcha, Is this thing the best Hellsing has to offer, rather sad really.
[Anderson charges at Alucard and kills Alucard. or so he thinks]

[Alucard reappears and shoots Andersons Bayonet in half]
Anderson: You foul monster
Alucard: I get that a lot, but what does that make you, a man, a dog or a monster
[Alucard says that while blowing off Andersons arms]
Anderson: You cheap black Magican of Hellsing, i may not be able to defeat you today, but next time vampire you die
[Anderson dissappears in a whirlwind of papers from his bibles]
Alucard: He will never defeat me, only a man can ever truly hope to defeat a monster, and he is neither man nor monster, muhahahahahahaha

[Obsolete_hi]

Naruto: " You killed his dreams! Know I'm gonna kill you!"

[Encryption]

Dr. Johnson
"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

[Ferret]

dont know if its already been put in here, but:

(have a guess)
Luke, (long pause) I Am Your Father!

[Obsolete_hi]

From the movie Accepted:

Fake body falls from ceiling.
Fat kid: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh"
Fat kid: "I would really like if you guys didn't tell everyone I scream like a girl."

[Fudlow]

~Dogma~

"To error is human, to forgive is divine"

just saw the movie last night for the first time

[SoulCalibur]

Quote from the barbarian, off of D2 classic: I will meet death head on.

[Ferret]

D1, Butcher
Ah, fresh meat. (what a perv:))

[Elfen Lied]

also from diablo
"The warmth of life has entered my tomb. Prepare yourself, mortal, to serve my master for eternity ! Hee-hahahah !!!" — King Leoric

What! why are you here, here take this and leave me to my work — Zhar the Mad

Hey - you that one that kill all! You get me magic banner or we attack! You no leave with life! You kill big uglies and give back magic. Go past corner and door, find uglies. You give, you go! You give! Yes, good! Go now, we strong. We kill all with big magic! — Snotspill

You drink water? — farnham


the adept

I have walked the paths; the shadowed roads
That led to terror's breast. I have plumbed the depths of
Hatred's womb and scaled Destruction's crest.

For every secret left unveiled, for every power learned,
I'd sell the remnants of my soul, regardless how it burned,
And still I sought a higher wisdom few could have attained,
Though I found it, it would leave me - broken, damned and drained.

For now I find this power is gained is more unto a curse,
My spirit burns with every spell and each irreverent verse.
Despite this strength and knowledge earned, I have paid a heavy toll,
Never should've traded power for my immortal soul

[Encryption]

beware what you say, when, and to whom

art is long, life is short

death is certain, the hour uncertain

[Elfen Lied]

the four phrases in my sig.

-God's in his Heaven, All's right with the world

-The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame

-Vi Veri Venivursum Vivus Vici - By the power of Truth I while living, Have Conquered the Universe

-I act as God's own wrath upon the Earth, raining down the divine punishment of Heaven,
In nomine Patri, et Fili, in spiritu sancti, amen

[Carloseus]

Lord of the Rings quotes:

bilbo--"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"I can't do this Sam.";

"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.";

"What are we holding on to Sam?";

"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."
(this is one of my favorite quotes ever.)
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aragorn--"What does your heart tell you?"
gandalf--"That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive"
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[Aragorn looks at Gandalf before going to fight Mordor so that Frodo and Sam can pass through undetected] "For Frodo"
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aragorn--I do not fear death.
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theoden--"Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of ThÈoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises."
"Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for ruin and the world's ending."
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Theoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "Death!"
Rohirrim: [echoing] "Death!"
Theoden: "DEATH!"
Rohirrim: "Death!"
Theoden: "Forth, Eorlingas!"
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aragorn--"A day may come when the courage of Men fails... when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when all hope comes crashing down, but it is NOT this day! This day, we fight! For all that you hold dear, stand, Men of the West! "
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gimli--"Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for? "
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this quote from book about aragorn

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king."
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these are some i may have said already (too lazy to check ^^)


Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
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Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
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Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
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Gimli: "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"
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Pippin: "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......Quest.........Thing."
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Teebeard: "We have just agreed............................................ ..........."
Merry: 'pause' "Yes?"
Teebeard: "I have told your names to the rest of the ents and we have just agreed...you are not orcs."
Pippin: "Well, that's good news!"

Aragorn: "I do not know what strenghth is in my blood, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall nor our people fail."
Boromir: "Our people. Our people. I would have followed you my brother. My Captain. My King."
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[Fudlow]

Awesome quotes Carlos, it makes me want to read the books again. Or watch the movies:D

[Num3n]

List some of your favorite quotes from anything be it a game, or real life, etc.

naturally the ones in my sig and the following:

"Listen but closely Brothers, for my life's breath is all but spent. There shall come a time far from now when our Chapter itself is dying, even as I am now dying, and our foes shall gather to destroy us. Then my children, I shall listen for your call in whatever realm of death holds me, and come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid. At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Wolftime." ~ Leman Russ

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." ~ Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." ~ Winston Churchill

[Equinox]

I can go crazy here, so I'll go with a few at a time:

"Love comes in at the eye," "The eye is the window of the soul." Lorenzo de Medici, quoted by Barry Convex in Videodrome.

"I will say again what I have often said in print and in speeches, that not one Allied soldier was able to advance as much as an inch because of the firebombing of Dresden. Not one prisoner of the Nazis got out of prison a microsecond earlier. Only one person on earth clearly benefited, and I am that person. I got about five dollars for each corpse, not counting my fee tonight." Kurt Vonnegut on his book Slaughterhouse Five

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to always know the difference." Adaptation of Serenity Prayer, Reinhold Niebuhr

[gabbzy17]

"I'd rather die a man, than live a coward" Tupac Shakur

[Num3n]

"I'd rather die a man, than live a coward" Tupac Shakur

that reminds me of the Klingon saying "it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees"

I can go crazy here, so I'll go with a few at a time:



"I will say again what I have often said in print and in speeches, that not one Allied soldier was able to advance as much as an inch because of the firebombing of Dresden. Not one prisoner of the Nazis got out of prison a microsecond earlier. Only one person on earth clearly benefited, and I am that person. I got about five dollars for each corpse, not counting my fee tonight." Kurt Vonnegut on his book Slaughterhouse Five




i dont quite understand this quote, an explanation please?

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

Walter Sobchak: Fuck you.

i dont quite understand this quote, an explanation please?

He was an allied prisoner in Germany, if memory serves right.

[PhrozenDragon]

I drink too much, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.
Matrix Reloaded. A nice description of causality :)

A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.
This one is from the Wheel of Time. I think the quote is pretty good, although not necessarily true.

[Siaynoq]

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to always know the difference." Adaptation of Serenity Prayer, Reinhold NiebuhrI see that quote a lot hanging on a plaque or something in old women's houses or on people's walls at work.

Some of my favorite quotes are from Vonnegut and Herbert. But I usually like really long quotes and don't have them memorized. Sometimes I write them down, but usually I just get to rereading a book and I find them again there.

Maybe I'll look some up later and share.

[dub Lucifer]

"Atheist's choose the hard road, they see the darkness and they smile"

Someone on you tube told me that once and it has made it's way onto my list of all time favorites.

[akse]

Something that first came up to my mind from Dirty Harry:


Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Mayor: [after Callahan has left] I think he's got a point.


CROOK: Say what, sucka?
HARRY: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
CROOK: Who'se we sucka?
HARRY: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.

I just like how cool he is on the role :)

[dub Lucifer]

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one" -Einstein

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." - Einstein

[Umpa65]

The quote I think of every day of my life from MJ himself.

"There are three types of people in this world. Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.”

[dub Lucifer]

Thx for posting that, it's going on a list of my favs! I myself used to wish, then one day I woke up angry and bored and decided to feed life a few left hooks.

[Equinox]

i dont quite understand this quote, an explanation please?Near the end of World War 2, there was a German city, called Dresden, which was mostly military unimportant. It had a few factories, but had tons of civilian population. Between 24,000 and 40,000, I think Vonnegut named 30,000.

At that time, Kurt Vonnegut was a soldier, and he ended up being a POW, and was placed, along with tons of other Americans, into a Dresden POW camp. One day, he was led to Slaughterhouse Five cellar (to sleep or something) and spent the night there. When he went outside the next morning, the whole city was firebombed. After that, he later wrote his anti-war book, Slaughterhouse Five, or The Childrens' Crusade: A Duty-Dance With Death.

According to Vonnegut's beliefs, the firebombing was completely useless (the quote). It was done by Americans to scare Germans. But the next day or so after the firebombing, the war was officially over. What Vonnegut is saying is that all those people who died in the firebombing were killed for nothing. And the only person benefiting from that bombing was HIM, because he wrote the book about it, and that book sold well. And without the firebombing, the book would not exist.

But, more from me:

God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

[dub Lucifer]

hahaha that is so sad and funny at the same time. It's also very true, (him being the only one benefiting from it) as well.

[applesoffury]

Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those placesGods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.MJ's quote from this advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJLgKvVzY4&feature=channel_page

the last two are kinda obvious that i hate posers and wannabes.

im sure all of you know Mike Vick? -> on being asked why he is tough for defenses to play against: "I have two weapons, my arm, my legs...and my brain."

teamwork: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TMISIXL2Rk&feature=related i like to make fun of this and say 'it takes 5, 5%...' a little inside joke between my and friends...

[Num3n]

Near the end of World War 2, there was a German city, called Dresden, which was mostly military unimportant. It had a few factories, but had tons of civilian population. Between 24,000 and 40,000, I think Vonnegut named 30,000.

At that time, Kurt Vonnegut was a soldier, and he ended up being a POW, and was placed, along with tons of other Americans, into a Dresden POW camp. One day, he was led to Slaughterhouse Five cellar (to sleep or something) and spent the night there. When he went outside the next morning, the whole city was firebombed. After that, he later wrote his anti-war book, Slaughterhouse Five, or The Childrens' Crusade: A Duty-Dance With Death.

According to Vonnegut's beliefs, the firebombing was completely useless (the quote). It was done by Americans to scare Germans. But the next day or so after the firebombing, the war was officially over. What Vonnegut is saying is that all those people who died in the firebombing were killed for nothing. And the only person benefiting from that bombing was HIM, because he wrote the book about it, and that book sold well. And without the firebombing, the book would not exist.

But, more from me:

ya i knew about Dresden however i did not understand the part about him getting money for each body. Thank you for explaing :)

[Genesis]

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

[Stormcat]

Give, expecting nothing thereof. - St. Thomas Aquinas

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

Don't be too lenient such that you can be bent, and don't be too stiff such that you can be broken. Al Imam Ali (peace be upon him).

[Murderface]

"He who gives up freedom for safety deserve neither." -Benjamin Franklin

"All that is good has its roots in evil, just as all that is evil has its roots in good, time is an endless chasm of cause and effect where good and evil intertwine like two trees growing in the same patch of dirt, only through our momentary perceptions do we see otherwise" -Derrick Miles

[PhrozenDragon]

Expectations are everything
Don't know who said it first, but I like it.

[dub Lucifer]

"welcome to life, no one gets out alive"

[Equinox]

"Good morning is a contradiction of terms, just like military intelligence." Inscription on a grave in Sacred 2.

[Party_Foul]

"One day I'm just gonna run into the woods and I'm never gonna come back! And when I come back I'm gonna be the knife master!" - The Reverend Tholomew Plague

[Seth]

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason.

C.S. Lewis, a great theologian, rationalist, writer, and a close friend to my favorite author of all time, J.R.R. Tolkien :D

[goodguy8705]

"People get into relationships for the wrong reasons. The idea is to develop something different, something better, something that you can't share with just anyone. They should be the ones sitting next to you with their arm around your shoulder running their fingers through your hair when it looks like things could get no worse, to comfort you when you need it most. They should be there for the kisses hello and kisses goodbye, to tell you that you're missed and never forgotten. Above all else, more than anything, they should be there to show you that despite being so small and so insignificant in the grand scheme of things, you are so much more important than you could possibly realize, that your life means more than the world, the moon, the sun and all the stars combined, that your existence here means something, means everything."

[Seth]

That's.... romantic... where did you find that one?

[goodguy8705]

That's.... romantic... where did you find that one?

I wrote it.

[Seth]

That's really something special, I started to melt towards the end. I get sappy at everything, though.

[Archie]

That was brilliant goodguy!! That is good to hear, especially since I just broke up with my girlfriend of 1 year and a few days. I had that feeling that you describe, but she didn't, well at least not as much as I did. And she was a compulsive liar, but that is besides the point. I realize that it just wasn't the time for us, and we are both better for it.

Sorry for the off topic, but I needed to vent a little bit to some of my friends, and I consider Dfans as a whole (despite the disagreements at times) very good friends.

[goodguy8705]

Thanks. I wrote it when I was depressed. It's made more than a few people tear up.

[Jigsaw]

"Oh my god barker don't do it, your gonna kill yourself"

-Sister

The day i snapped my arm in half skateboarding, I had to deal with a whole week of "I told you so" from my sister.

[Stormcat]

@Goodguy: That was beautiful!

[LinkX]

"People get into relationships for the wrong reasons. The idea is to develop something different, something better, something that you can't share with just anyone. They should be the ones sitting next to you with their arm around your shoulder running their fingers through your hair when it looks like things could get no worse, to comfort you when you need it most. They should be there for the kisses hello and kisses goodbye, to tell you that you're missed and never forgotten. Above all else, more than anything, they should be there to show you that despite being so small and so insignificant in the grand scheme of things, you are so much more important than you could possibly realize, that your life means more than the world, the moon, the sun and all the stars combined, that your existence here means something, means everything."

Goddamn that's romantic dude. Reminds me of me and my girl... Hehe...

(I like how Mr Badass wrote this though...)

[Atrumentis]

Yeah, wow, that is really extremely impressive Goodguy. I was impressed enough just for it being your favourite quote, but a quote that you wrote yourself? Amazing.

[Doppelganger]

"People get into relationships for the wrong reasons. The idea is to develop something different, something better, something that you can't share with just anyone. They should be the ones sitting next to you with their arm around your shoulder running their fingers through your hair when it looks like things could get no worse, to comfort you when you need it most. They should be there for the kisses hello and kisses goodbye, to tell you that you're missed and never forgotten. Above all else, more than anything, they should be there to show you that despite being so small and so insignificant in the grand scheme of things, you are so much more important than you could possibly realize, that your life means more than the world, the moon, the sun and all the stars combined, that your existence here means something, means everything."

Thats really nice. The thing is, i feel i want to be the person telling them they can share their feelings with me. I want to be the person sitting next to them with my arm around their shoulder, comforting them, telling them that it is ok no matter how bad it looks. I want to kiss them goodbye and welcome them home whispering them they never left my mind. I want to tell them they mean everything to me, regardless of how meaningless they feel, make them understand nothing compares to them and although everything may fade away, i will always be there and love them.

(hope you don't mind, its true btw)

[Stormcat]

Woosh - I'm feeling the love just pouring outta here today.

Nice job guys.
:thumbsup:

[LinkX]

Ok, what the hell is going on? All this love seeping out of the wood work in the forums...from the supposedly badasses of the forums too...

I don't know you people anymore...

[Doppelganger]

Then you never knew us to begin with LinkX.

(goodguy should post some more stuff, good stuff)

[Eldius]

"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise."-Rorschach, Watchmen

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

That was brilliant goodguy!! That is good to hear, especially since I just broke up with my girlfriend of 1 year and a few days. I had that feeling that you describe, but she didn't, well at least not as much as I did. And she was a compulsive liar, but that is besides the point. I realize that it just wasn't the time for us, and we are both better for it.

Sorry for the off topic, but I needed to vent a little bit to some of my friends, and I consider Dfans as a whole (despite the disagreements at times) very good friends.

Yeah, his quote was pretty good. I can relate to your situation, since I just broke up with mine. Me being the perfect boyfriend (fuck, even she said it) and she being the bitch that she was. Oh well, you just have to learn to put everything behind, because keeping it ahead, would only hinder your progress.

I didn't even know we can put our own quotes. I've had some decent ones, but I can only remember a few.

[goodguy8705]

I'm surprised you guys liked it so much. I actually expected more harassment. I've written some other quotes that were okay, but not nearly as good.

Too be honest, even I sorta feel like I'm reading something epic when I read that quote.

I love to write though and I usually try to infuse as much personal feeling as possible. When I wrote that, I was upset that my ex, who I was madly in love with, was in love with another guy who didn't deserve her. I never got her back, but I did write the most meaningful thing I'd ever written. Anyone who has ever loved understands that quote and can relate and I think thats why it's great on so many levels.

I'm really glad you guy enjoy it.

Save it and spread it. That way in 10 years when everyone knows it, I can tell everyone I wrote it and feel like a total bad ass, not that anyone will believe me. Either way, I did write it and a google search will not give you any results because it didn't exist until I crafted it. I love that quote and I hope you guys can too.

I'll post up some other stuff when I'm less drunk.

[Eldius]

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."-Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy,with odd old ends stol'n forth from holy writ, and seem a saint, when most I play the devil."-Shakespeare, Richard III

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

"When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away." (Identity)

[Atrumentis]

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."-Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven


Oh my god!!! I was going to post that EXACT same quote before! That is my all time favourite quote of anything. But I didn't post it because I already had it in my sig a while back, so it was a bit unoriginal of me.

Heh, Mephisto's Lament, that quote reminds me of one from Alice:

- What do you see?
- Nobody.
- Oh, I wish I had such a great vision of yours as to see Nobody.

(or something like that)

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

I just like more than usual because it's in the intro of a pretty badass Shining song. You should check it out, some people killed themselves over it, I guess I'm just not that cool to do that same.

[Elfen Lied]

Bound to be some repeats in here as I didn't check it over properly (It happens).

Winston Churchill
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

A joke is a very serious thing.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Baldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.

Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.

Before Alamein we never had a victory. After Alamein we never had a defeat.

Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what is left of the old.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

For good or for ill, air mastery is today the supreme expression of military power and fleets and armies, however vital and important, must accept a subordinate rank.

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself.

From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the Continent.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

History is written by the victors.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place.

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic.

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

I am bored with it all.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I never worry about action, but only inaction.

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer, I should at once have been rightly cast aside.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another.

If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-with a tremendous whack.

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations... The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link of the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the lion's heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

Most people stumble over the truth, now and then, but they usually manage to pick themselves up and go on, anyway.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

Never, never, never give up.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

No crime is so great as daring to excel.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.

No part of the education of a politician is more indispensable than the fighting of elections.

Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy than to imprison a person or keep him in prison because he is unpopular. This is really the test of civilization.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!

Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right, than to be responsible and wrong.

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.

Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would suit me better.

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.

Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer. You have only to persevere to save yourselves.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see.

The first quality that is needed is audacity.

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near as possible to their point of departure.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.

The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult.

The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.

This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.

We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

We are asking the nations of Europe between whom rivers of blood have flowed to forget the feuds of a thousand years.

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty.

We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us.

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

[-Mephisto's Lament-]

Someone has a too empty life.

My personal favorite, a quote by myself.

Cousin (After I took a 1 minute shit): Why do your shits end so quickly?
Myself: I have shit to do, not shit to shit

Worship me.

[VegasRage]

My current signature's quote

'Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work.'

Patrick Stewart in the first Dune movie.

[Num3n]

there is either a game move or song that i have heard that uses this:


-I act as God's own wrath upon the Earth, raining down the divine punishment of Heaven,
In nomine Patri, et Fili, in spiritu sancti, amen

please link me up

[goodguy8705]

Boondock Saints?

[gabbzy17]

id rather live a man than die a coward...tupac

i aint kinda hot, im sauna...lil' wayne

and my all time favorite

Ive been in this game for years, it made me an animal, there's rules to this shit so i wrote me a manual, a step by step booklet for you to get, your game on track not your wind pushed back...Biggie Smalls

[goodguy8705]

"There was a day, one that I will both remember and regret until the day I die. It was an absolutely magnificent day. Years have gone by and I've yet to have a better day. Days are bad, or just alright depending on the time, my companions, and the weather but no matter how a day chooses to be, I can't prevent my mind from falling back on that one ever so memorable day. The weather was okay, life was okay and my God was she beautiful. Things have changed. They always do. Changed for the better for some, changed for the worst for everyone else. Some become forethoughts, some afterthoughts. These kinds of things never stay the same. Well that's not necessarily true, because on that day, I solidified an emotion; a feeling everyone, whether good or bad, understands. You see, that day held the definitive moment I knew that no matter how life decided to treat me, I'd love her forever."

"It's amazing what effect one moment in time can have on someone. Something as insignificant as a phone call to say hello can change a person's fate. What you do and what you say can put them on the path to success or the road to failure. Ambition is fostered or killed, not based solely on what one wants, but what those around them believe they can achieve. One smile, one wave, one kiss. It all matters and it always will. Please, I ask you, no, beg you to think about what you say, what you do, who you care about and what they mean. If not for yourself, for them."

[Party_Foul]

" I choose death before dishonor. I'd rather die than live down on my knees" - Death Before Dishonor, Five Finger Death Punch

[Equinox]

"It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides the greatest injury to others. It is from among such individuals that all human failures spring." Alfred Adler

"All that exist pursue happiness. But few know what will make them happy, and few fully recognize the consequences of actions they take in their pursuit of happiness. Consequently, the majority of humans are unhappy and exist only due to the instinct of self-preservation. Killing them is doing them a favor." Prime Judge

[Elfen Lied]

there is either a game move or song that i have heard that uses this:


-I act as God's own wrath upon the Earth, raining down the divine punishment of Heaven,
In nomine Patri, et Fili, in spiritu sancti, amen

please link me up


Hellsing. The Irish catholic priest says it. Father Alexander Anderson the Paladin. The one that works for the Vatican's Section 13, The Iscariot Organisation.

Diablo: Hellfire also uses "In spiritu Sancti"

Almost any latin prayer will use In nomine patri, et fili in spiritu sancti. Its latin for In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost (or Spirit).




10 Commandments
Moses: No son could have more love for you than I.
Sethi: Then why are you forcing me to destroy you? What evil has done this to you?
Moses: The evil that men should turn their brothers into beasts of burden, to be stripped of spirit, and hope, and strength - only because they are of another race, another creed. If there is a god, he did not mean this to be so.

The city that he builds shall bear my name, the woman that he loves shall bear my child. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

[Eldius]

"It's not what I am that should terrify you. It's what I'm becoming."-Spawn (Al Simmons), Armageddon

[Thorgard]

Nice one Alby but the best one from that movie is...
Silence of The Lambs:
"She puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again."

[simon2909]

"No I'm Spartacus!!"

from Spartacus.

[goodguy8705]

"You haven't lived until you've found something worth dying for."

[Num3n]

"Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the dark side. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose." ~ Yoda


"Who hindered you from following the truth, whatever persuasion he used, it did not come from God. I am confident you will not take the wrong view but the man who was unsettling your mind whoever he may be must bear God's judgement." ~ Galatians 5:7-10

[Ullion]

Soe in my signature. Another good one:

"If you chase two rabbits you will lose them both"

"Trying is the first step to failing"

"All generalizations are wrong"

[Donsro]

Gandalf - "You Shall Not Pass!!!"

[Num3n]

"he who studies evil, is studied by, evil." ~ Bajoran Saying

"he said the only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that wont let go of your life. your memories your attachements, they burn them all away. but they arent punishing you he said, they are freeing your soul. so the way he sees it, if your frightened of dieing and then your holding on youll see devils tearing you life away. but if youv made your piece, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth." ~ Unknown

[Paladin88]

From "Hot Shots!" :


[The president is getting ready to fight with Saddam Hussein]

-We'll settle this the old navy way; The first man to die, LOSES!

[Lord Petrov]

I was elected to Lead, not to Read.
(Simpsons Movie)

Welcome to You're "Doom!"
Shut up, Hooker!
On the one hand I'm anti-abortion, on the other, JENGO! I got a machette.
Extacle 1: you're not even part of Ant-Baby-Machete-Squad
Extacle 2: Oh, I will be. I'll be squad Leader.
Does it say Stan-The-Big-Fat-Jerk-Liar-Who-Tried-To-Steal-My-Company? NO! building's not tall enough
Which is more than I can say for that Wing-ed collar... My. God.
Killface: We reeeaally have to get you some pants
Xander Crews: I HAD pants
Killface: Barnaby, those weren't pants!
Xander: MASTER cylinder pants.
Xander: yeah, that's not a pickle
Killface: I know... It's your penis
Xander: My penis... (low, creepy voice): my peenis.
-FRISKY DINGO! (the best show ever to grace a television screen)

[Lord Petrov]

and we can tie these caterpillars together to make bow strings for bows and arrows! (Fry)
And we can use this machine gun I found *empties clip* Well, that was fun! (Bender)

Boosh!
Extacle 1: Had anybody here read Flowers For Algernon
2: The one with that kid with the chains and the goggles and at the end he gets killed with a shotgun?
1: That's Harrison Bergeron
all: Hollywood Squares!
1: No, that's TIM Bergeron
2: Brother of Menelaus
1: NO, damn it, that's AGAMEMNON

[Lord Petrov]

(aah! I can't stop myself!)
Xander: Gimme some glitter on here!
You can't fax glitter!
Xander: Well, not with that attitude.
Not with any attitude!
Ant farm keyboard! Ant farm keyboard!
I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Neither does he!
Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Sinn: Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.
Killface: Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hawking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! ...And pretty.

(more frisky dingo)