kill ur fave flamer thread whoo!

[SilVerSurFnStud]

Back By Popular Demand its....
Kill Your'e fave flamer time again


Basicly we have had alot of new memebers over the past 2 months join. Dont get me wrong this is a good thing and i am very pleased to see this. butttttt
alot of new members are joining one day flaming alot of our discussions and ideas and then never been seen from or heard from again whether it be from not wanting to be yelled at by the strong following of this site or just mere not wanting to come back to the site

either way it is their loss

anyways this is how the game works

1. pick your'e fave/least fave flamer

2 Tell me why u want them to be killed(account deleted from this site)

3. Give me the way u would like them to be killed so we can plan an execution for all to bear witness

4. if u cant think of a proper death for them just type Darkjays method(involves axe much bigger than needs be and darkjay spending about 3 days with the live body and periodicly posting updates on what he's done to it)

5. The most important Rule HAVE FUN


post all request here and i will prompty make a decision and pm u along with make announcment here whether they die or live!

[SilVerSurFnStud]

gotta keep this one at the top befor i leave

[Encryption]

i would this person, 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) , to be executed because he hasn't signed on in over a year and he has a horrible name. might i suggest the Catherine Wheel?....here is a description of what it does and how evil it is....


The wheel itself was similar to a large wooden wagon wheel, with many radial spokes, but a wheel was not always used. In France the victim was placed on a cart-wheel and his limbs stretched out along the spokes, one by one over two sturdy wooden beams. The wheel was made to slowly revolve, and a large hammer or an iron bar was then applied to the limb over the gap between the beams, breaking the bones. This process was repeated several times per limb. Sometimes it was 'mercifully' ordered that the executioner should strike the criminal on chest and stomach, blows known as coups de grâce, which caused lethal injuries, leading to the end of the torture by death : without those, the broken man could take hours, or even days before shock and dehydration caused the fatal issue; in France, a special grace, called the retentum could be granted, by which the condemned was strangled after the second or third blow, or in special cases even before the breaking began.
Afterwards, the victim's shattered limbs were woven ('braiden') through the spokes of the wheel which was then hoisted onto a tall pole, so that birds could eat the sometimes still-living victim.

[Encryption]

i hope i have been of service to this site

[Obieperson]

I think I would like to execute Critchlow. I know he isn't that new, but all he does is flame and shoot down people's ideas (with no proper arguement) are kiss up to people. He offers no ideas of his own.

Hmm now for the killing, even though I would love to hear Dark Jay talk about what he is doing to the body...how about we keep him locked up in shackles in a basement somewhere, torturing him everyday, feeding him only scraps and dirty disgusting water. We keep him in there till the day Diablo 3 comes out, (then after we are all done rushing to the stores and getting our copies) we dangle the game in front of him, only inches away from where his shackles stop...but then...we take out one of our many GIANT axes and with a mighty swing...well, you get the picture.

p.s. I say dangle Diablo 3 in front of him because he keeps argueing that it won't come out, and I just wanna shove it in his face when it does.

[Carloseus]

i vote you kill Carlos because it might make people think there is a connection between him and me (Carloseus). i say the way he should go is:

to cut off his arms and have him go to his knees. then i (Carloseus) shall deliver a proper list of the crime and shall grab his jaw and slide a Doombringer (item from D2) down his throat. He shall bleed for a minute and if he still lives he shall be beheaded by Silver-Edge.

o and also he has not posted once.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

This thread sucks.

and why is this NIghtwing?....Saying a thread sucks and not leaving any words of wisdom as to why, is not much of a respectable arguement and shall therefor be completly diregarded by all members of this site

[Carloseus]

I now say that Nightwing should go too, besides Carlos

[Enlyth]

I now say that Nightwing should go too, besides Carlos
Edit: I concur.

[Carloseus]

If anyone loves my method I would like you to at least give me credit if ever used. i know im new but i would like to make a name for myself here.

i dont want to put myself next to darkjay just yet but do think that my method is somewhat enjoyable for the masses in a quick way.

darkjay apparently likes to drag it. his method is for those hated by all, my method is more of a mercy kill.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i would this person, 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) , to be executed because he hasn't signed on in over a year and he has a horrible name. might i suggest the Catherine Wheel?....here is a description of what it does and how evil it is....


The wheel itself was similar to a large wooden wagon wheel, with many radial spokes, but a wheel was not always used. In France the victim was placed on a cart-wheel and his limbs stretched out along the spokes, one by one over two sturdy wooden beams. The wheel was made to slowly revolve, and a large hammer or an iron bar was then applied to the limb over the gap between the beams, breaking the bones. This process was repeated several times per limb. Sometimes it was 'mercifully' ordered that the executioner should strike the criminal on chest and stomach, blows known as coups de grâce, which caused lethal injuries, leading to the end of the torture by death : without those, the broken man could take hours, or even days before shock and dehydration caused the fatal issue; in France, a special grace, called the retentum could be granted, by which the condemned was strangled after the second or third blow, or in special cases even before the breaking began.
Afterwards, the victim's shattered limbs were woven ('braiden') through the spokes of the wheel which was then hoisted onto a tall pole, so that birds could eat the sometimes still-living victim.


i have taken your'e request into consideration as Your'e method of death to 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) has pleased me much. The Execution will be held This Sunday so all who wish to attend please do so...as to which method u would like to use i prefer the hoisted onto a tall pole so the birds may eat for days method but i am going to leave this one up to u

Sunday after the show please reply back to as how u are feeling and your'e thoughts on the matter

[darkjay]

let the killings begin :)

[Elfen Lied]

while it is slightly of topic it is neccesary non the less

5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8)
you have been found by a jury of your peers to be quilty of the heinous crime of possession on a unused account on diablo3.com, this crime carries with it, the harshest punishment that the Executive Council can give, the Death Penality, it is decreed by the principles of Silversurfnstudism that your punishment be is to be carried out by the Exectutioner Darkjay. This execution is to be carried out by week's end. The manner of your execution shall be of Darkjay's choosing.

In the Name of God (Silver) the impure souls of the living Dead (Non voters and shit posters, unused account holders) shall be banished into enternal damnation, amen

and shepards we shall be
for thee my lord for thee
power hath descended
forth from thy hand that
our feet may swiftly carry
out thy commands
and we shall flow a river forth
to thee, and teeming with souls
shall it ever be
in nomine patri
et fili
in spiritu sancti
(Executioner Squad Prayer)

[Kewterz]

atta boy elfen still killin i see keep up the good work

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i vote you kill Carlos because it might make people think there is a connection between him and me (Carloseus). i say the way he should go is:

to cut off his arms and have him go to his knees. then i (Carloseus) shall deliver a proper list of the crime and shall grab his jaw and slide a Doombringer (item from D2) down his throat. He shall bleed for a minute and if he still lives he shall be beheaded by Silver-Edge.

o and also he has not posted once.

although he has not posted a single time he is still to new of a member to be destroyed. Please make your'e request again next time we hold this event(oh and yes there will be a next time there always is)

[Obsolete_hi]

This thread is a great read :P..Keep going. It is fun to read at work and wonder who will die next.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

lol well this itme around no one has died..yet...but all deaths will take place this sunday so stay tuned...make any suggestions if u would like as we are actually going to be killing(deleting) people off the site

[Carloseus]

o well, maybe next time Carlos will die. i shall think of a more proper death since he has evaded death. Silver i agree with your mercy but i think next time we should not be so forgiving.

[killing lil thingys]

hey wassup silver n the rest here
wow this site really grow with new comers n d3 lovers
me it's been a long a** time haven't visited this site cuz of traveling n school
ahhh silversuf or w.e dat name is still alive i c.
well iight amma go gotta clean da house
pz.

[Carloseus]

i have explored the site and composed a small list of people and the las time they visited the site. here they are:

Cade (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=7)---06-19-2005
Kenshin (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=11)---06-19-2005
demosthenes (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=17)---06-20-2005
snowmudman (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=15)---06-21-2005
Broaw (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=14)---06-21-2005
CrazyN3cro (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=20)---06-22-2005
darkone2006 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=26)---06-22-2005
pr3 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=27)---06-22-2005
Spiderbyte (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=34)---06-23-2005


and so much more. i will complete this list later because i must go to class and the computer im using sucks. im guessing its the slow processor and the small amount of ram it has.

[killing lil thingys]

heeeh those people are no good ask silver to delete em.

[Enlyth]

Hmm, there are going to be a lot of deaths on Sunday ... :D

[killing lil thingys]

i'm sure there will

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i have explored the site and composed a small list of people and the las time they visited the site. here they are:

Cade (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=7)---06-19-2005
Kenshin (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=11)---06-19-2005
demosthenes (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=17)---06-20-2005
snowmudman (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=15)---06-21-2005
Broaw (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=14)---06-21-2005
CrazyN3cro (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=20)---06-22-2005
darkone2006 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=26)---06-22-2005
pr3 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=27)---06-22-2005
Spiderbyte (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=34)---06-23-2005


and so much more. i will complete this list later because i must go to class and the computer im using sucks. im guessing its the slow processor and the small amount of ram it has.


as yes these people have not visited in over a year we do enjoy killing them individualy..Each having his own story of death and pain to contribute to the site. As so this is why i will not just go through and mass delete non users. I prefer them to each have a story of death....now if someones maybe wants to combine deaths ect... 3 non users in a execution so be it and that will be fine with me, but just include reasons as to why and how u want them to be killed

what im trying to say is....lets make this fun not just a monthly delete of inactive users

[killing lil thingys]

hey wasssup silver!

ahh i c people had fogoten this site... i do agree of ur actions silver

Id say hunt them good!

[Elfen Lied]

Mighty Lord Kratos, i have heard a whisper in the air, that upon completion of the new look for the site, that you will be promoted to moderator, so that you will much like the Executioners of Lord God Silver himself be able to generous to the obienent and once again be merciless to those who seek to corrupt and defile this fair land.

[Enlyth]

I suggest the so called "bamboo torture", described as:

"an ingenious torture whereby the condemned was staked out over a bamboo root that was then copiously watered. The fast-growing plant thrived and its culm (or cane) pierced the body of the unfortunate victim secured above it. The length of time required by this form of punishment depended upon the variety of the bamboo."

[machiel]

i wanted that killing lil thyng(or something like that) gonne be killed, cuz he started a fight and its just my 2nd day. he gets alot of its friends and started to say o w8 i get silver and u will be kicked from this site!!

[SilVerSurFnStud]

regarding that.....if u stay active we will not kick/delete u. Yes it is your'e 2nd day and we hope u stick around for a long time. If u guys wanna fight it out i suggest a duel in d2 lod...I myself would not mind at all refereeing.. u 2 could possibly suggest a duel leval and then go at it

[Carloseus]

well i was thinking that the list of users i posted earlier were all i a cult. they were anti-diablo 3 people that were planning assassination attempts on Silver, Elfen, Darkjay, Maestro, lord Kratos, and all other influential to the continuation of the diablo series.

notice that their last visits were all within a week?? that means that either they were scared into abandoning this attempt and postpone the attacks until the nearing of the announcement for the game. this is to cause disorganization and chaos here in the site and then they will probably go after blizzard employees in succession until they scare off blizzard from making the game. the sheer evil and atrocity of even considering these actions show us the anger, hate, and fury of this cult.

I say we stop it before it happens. i say we screw bolts into their ankles and have those bolts attached to a long chain. from here we fund people to expand darkjay's basement and let him do what he does best. the public execution should be a 2 hour event, beginning with Encryption's Catherine Wheel. instead of feeding the birds with their live flesh we shall then precede with my personal execution method. the only thing i would change would be to not slay them of mercy. from here with will feed the demons of hell willing to take the mangled corpses.

[darkjay]

very fun for me :)
can we flame flamers who flamed first??

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i wouldnt have it any other way darkjay do as u like

[Encryption]

Lord God Silver thank you for hearing my plea to execute 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) and also thx for the kudos on my idea of using the Catherine Wheel...

[darkjay]

thats good silver... i have found one... i bet u cant guess

[Elfen Lied]

when our Lord God Silver Speaks, we obey. if he decrees we are to execute scum, then this we shall do. the rules of silversurfnstudism were created to hold balance. without rules there is chaos. where there is chaos destruction will follow. we the members of silversurfnstudism are here to stop this from happening. we shall not fail, even if it takes an eternity we will destroy all that is evil.

so it is said so shall it be written


and Darkjay enjoy your execution of 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) on sunday

[Morfias]

Wow that vacation took awhile. Well anyways I'm back and ready to help and hand out some death punishments but first I need some time to check for some people that have whispering behind elfen and silver's back because there was whispers before i left (unless they turned into chicken shits and left). And now i will go on my mission to find those that are guilty.

[Maestro]

This is one of my favourite games on this site, merely for the fact that we get to slander, torture and eventually kill any noob and/or traitor to the D3.com website.

My choice is one of great sadness as it seems that he was bitten by the millenium bug. So this execution is a mercy killing.

It seems that PashoK is one of great stupidity and feeblemindedness because his last visit was no earlier than 1-1-1970. Now to me thirty six years is a little long to keep an account frozen but because of the great hope and faith that the administrators of the have for their underlings, it seems that we may have to finish the job ourselves. Personally, I have nothing against this man but as I said before, a mercy killing is in order. So naturally I choose his death to be in the most painful way I can possible think of.

PashoK will have to suffer an execution discovered by one of the most decrepid and maniacle minds this world has to offer.......mine. Fisrtly he is to be strapped into a chair, his arms tied by the wrists to the arms of the chair and his hands hands not strapped into fists but with the last knuckles on his fingers touching the arms of the chair. Much like the way you would knock someones nose into their skull.

After his hand is firmly strapped with his fingers spread and bent at the second and third knuckles. The executioner will take ordinary steel hammer and smash down ontop of his knuckles (the middle knuckle) one by one until each of his fingers is joined to his hand by no more than a flap of skin.

After that the hand is unstrapped and a piece of garden hose is strapped just below the palm of each hand. The each finger is stretched down and strapped over the hose facing down toward the wrist. Then, after having once again secured the hands to the chair, PashoK will be left in this chair until his fingernails pierce through the skin in his wrist and sever the main artery in each wrist, causing him to bleed to death. Unless of course, he dies from infection first.

Also, if desired you can release his fingers after three weeks and leave his with permanently disfigured hands. Due to the awkward healing of the bones in his fingers. But that is neve as much fun!


And that is my who, why and how for this round. And remember, this method of torture is only to be carried out my a member of the Silversurfnstudism High Counsil otherwise you will breach copyright and will be subject to the torture with the added torture of having to listen to Paris Hilton's new single for the entire duration of the torture!

[Encryption]

nice man that is MANIACAL and seriously TWISTED i like it i like it a lot and yeah that new paris hilton single sucks so badly my ears bled when i first heard i wanted to die right then and there....but sadly i didn't and i'm still here to live another day....i hope....

[Encryption]

for all who care i posted this event on the calander

[darkjay]

i cant wait... im so exited i wont be able to sleep

[Encryption]

hey evryone cant wait til tomorrow when we get to see everyone die woooohoooo i see dead people lol

[Maestro]

I cant wait for the long, slow, painfilled torture of each one of these beggars

[Encryption]

wooohooo torture and death all in one its gonna be a flat out riot/party/fun event

[darkjay]

what time on sunday??? cause its like 20 minutes till sunday here lol

[Carloseus]

i pray that we execute the team of assasins i uncovered or else they will flee upon the trumpets ringing to announce the executions. evil will be allowed to live and we all know how that ended last time. diablo baal and mephisto began walking the free lands unchallenged by anyone. many heroes united and threw down the prime evils but this time we might lose a most valiant warrior. our lord silver (and yes silver i finally bow until you deem me worthy of walking beside you as your captain).

[darkjay]

today is a happy day here at diablo3.com yes my friends its that time again... in several hours the executions of several people will be held, and now we shall start off the ceremonies with a prayer...

Thank you Lord Silver for making this possible, we praise thy name and shall defend thyself from thee clutches of hell. We give thanks to thee mighty, and also the people to be killed (w/o them i wouldnt be doing this) in the name of the holy spirit. Amen

*walks to the door with a shovel*
did i forget to mention that pedros mutalated corpse will be on display??

[Obieperson]

Yay death, yay torture! I can almost smell the stench of rotting and decaying flesh already! Let us all say the pray for our Lord Silver.

Thank you Lord Silver for making this possible, we praise thy name and shall defend thyself from thee clutches of hell. We give thanks to thee mighty, and also the people to be killed in the name of the holy spirit. AMEN!

Any chance I can get a jar or two of noob blood to keep on my mantle?

[Carloseus]

yes trophies seem most appropiate. if it is possible we can leave a couple of corpses outside the walls to demonstrate what we do to traitors and noobs.

O mighty Lord Silver!! How we praise thy name!! The trumpets, the glorious Knights that obey you!!! In battle you slay thousands and remain unscathed but of the blood of your enemy covering your great armor. We take this time to pray to you for today we kill!! Not honorable foes but struttling fools, traitors, and noobs. And for you who fight under Silver remember this well. Our Lord Silver always watches, Make sure he is not ashamed!!!!!

[katael]

we shall take their ears, paint them black and hang them around our necks as souveniers

HAIL SILVER!! (Salutes)

[Encryption]

ya know i just thought of something...why dont we do a vlad dracula/vlad the impaler thing and impale the corpses on huge spikes outside in the town?

[Encryption]

btw what time do the executions start i wanna get front row seats to watch oh shit i gotta go get some popcorn first

[katael]

no the corpses (whats left of them) wont be big enough to fit on those spikes lol

[Encryption]

yeah hopefully that will prove true and plus the victim of my Catherine Wheel will be fed to birds (still living i hope......)

[katael]

btw wich birds were meant as bad omens, crows or ravens?

[Encryption]

both were i believe

[Encryption]

well hold off on the executions til at least 11:00 please cause i gotta go and eat breakfast due to jaco wolf making me so damn hungry.....

[Encryption]

never mind i got my morning chili and i'm very contnet now r i am ready for the executions now anytime im waiting for them impatiently cause they're gonna be really fun for all especially darkjay have fun dude

[Encryption]

alright just keeping it at the top now....

[katael]

im here as well now...ready to kill

[Encryption]

same here all ready for the gorefest woohoo this is gonna be so cool

[Encryption]

God When Is This Gonna Start?????????????????

[katael]

i know.... its already 20:26 here...0o

[Encryption]

damn its only 14:28 here

[Encryption]

hey man you're gonna get promoted from knight soon good for you yayayayay

[katael]

yeah dont want to stay up till 2:04 again....shit...

[Encryption]

lol yeah most definitely

[katael]

i wonder if that happens in real life...what happened at the end again?

[Encryption]

idk that would be kinda creepy though

[katael]

so what happened at the end again? the girls "freind had just been killed" i seriously cant remember (probably cause i was shitting myself)

[Encryption]

yeah i think that was it i cant remember too well either cause i haven't seen it in a while......

[katael]

or you were totally freaked out as well, did you seriously watch it 5 times in one day?

[Encryption]

yeah it was that good and i wanted to get back at the theater manager for throwing me out a few days before that...lol

[katael]

lol....i dont like going to cinemas though, rather watch the dvd at home...

[katael]

actually something so funny happened when he went to the cinema, he was watching "resident evil: apockalypse"(cool movie) and the cinema was nearly emptie whe halfway through the movie a grown man asks if he can sit next to him because he didnt know it would be a horror movie. lol. i would be more scared of asking someone that than watching any movie...

[SilVerSurFnStud]

the stage is ready....everything is set up for the execution of 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8) by mighty darkjay....Darkjay whenever u are ready the hour is urs and all will bear witness to ur killing of 5hn1t3r11 (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=8)

please give us the final countdown

[katael]

hail Silver !!(salutes)

[Encryption]

yay i've been waiting for this moment all day...HAIL Silver!

[Encryption]

oh well i guess the executions wont be happeneing today after all.....*crys*

[SilVerSurFnStud]

Blame DarkJay as the gagged victim still is on staged bound and gagged....(this might be wat darkjay wanted as he likes his victims to suffer more then need be

[Carloseus]

well a day and a night is much to suffer, especially when you know that your life will end any minute now.

[Encryption]

yeah true he just better hurry...not to rush my superior but damn guys this is too much anticipation for 1 guy to take

[katael]

dont worry we all share your anticipation lol

[Encryption]

well as long as i'm not the only 1 i guess i can wait a litlle longer....lol

[katael]

^^ hah that guy wont know what hit him, lol

[Encryption]

yeah yay us we rock lets make a small boy cry^^

[Carloseus]

this i want to say to the noob. "You wretched pile of disgust have angered your betters. you will face death here in our square. the looming doom that awaits you may come any time now............ hehe........."

[Encryption]

yeah sooner i hope than later damnit darkjay hurry up and sign on....hehehehehe....

[Encryption]

man this is 2 days now that i've been waiting for these damn executions to start when are they gonna happen?

[Encryption]

just another thought can please kill muttonchops cause he's gettin on my nerves ....not to be a pansy or any thing but hes gettin to be a real pain in the ass.....always puttin people's ideas down and that kind of thing if we can kill him i would like to send him to live with michael after returning him to his 5 year old stage and leave him there for a couple years and then kill him with a russian firing squad

[Encryption]

michael jackson that is^^........

[Moonek]

i don't think that muttonchops should be killed b/c he speak his mine and rarely ever spam

[Encryption]

ok that is true but he is a pain in the ass because he puts a lot of people down ....not me persay but alot of other people's ideas

[Moonek]

yeah he does do that alot but i just think that there worst people on this site than him

[Encryption]

ok you got a good point there

[darkjay]

ummm yeah we will go with what silver said lol... now for the torture...
i was away picking up 1,000,000 fire ants and a sharp needle, the ants are hungry to :)
*pokes the victims with the needle and dumps ants over then*
now we watch and wait

[katael]

good idea, yes... perhaps you should dip the needle in some sort of acid though first...

[SilVerSurFnStud]

Darkjay the mass is watching eagerly for wat will happen next please keep us informed

[Obsolete_hi]

*Watches as the ants begin to engulf his body.*
*Hears screams*

[katael]

just stands there...

[Encryption]

*laughs maniacally* wait whos dying/being tortured again?

[darkjay]

iduno... cant tell... look how the flesh is rotting away and that big mass of bloody moving ants... hmm whats next?? put them out of misery??? naaaa bring me a dull rusty knife and pliers(cant spell today)

[Encryption]

and the Catherine Wheel cant forget that....^^ i hope

[Maestro]

You know with the executions going at this rate we might be finished before the next 'Kill your favourite noob' thread!

[Obieperson]

Lol Maestro how true, although I do love torture.

[darkjay]

i like torture :)
*grabs the rust knife and streches thier tounges, then slashes them off*
castration with a rubber band?? who wants the dirty work?

[Obieperson]

Oooh castration, your disturbing! Wait do it with a rubber bands, and a scorching hot metal prong.

[darkjay]

my job is to be disturbing

[Obieperson]

Well then, your awesome at your job!

[Carloseus]

castrate them and leave the remains in their mouths. then cut their ears off using the edge of paper. grab a hook and stick it to their nose and pull upwards. it will slowly start to separate from the face and after a while they will see their noses dangling at eye level.

[Carloseus]

i was wondering if i can have this job too?? it is simply too much fun for just one person to enjoy. and if not then darkjay is the happiest boy in the world.

[Elfen Lied]

Darkajy is not alone. there are several others who can do so, Lord God Silver, Myself (but we are usually busy) Kingpin, Opus Dei, Thatdude, Maetsro, they are the Executioner Squad. All members of the Silversurfnstudism Executioner Squad can be called upon to execute non voters, poster of shit and inactive account holders, in this case it was darkjay.

one can only be a member of the Executioner Squad, by proving themselves worthy, through exceptional weaponry skill and knowledge of the ancient texts of Silversurfnstudism.

so if you wish to be a member of the executioner squad, you must prove yourself to Lord God Silversurfnstud

[AcidReign]

Do we get a choice of weaponry if we get to the glorious ranks of the executioner squad?

[Elfen Lied]

Yes you do. and you get a mention in the silversurfnstudism thread

[SilVerSurFnStud]

along with heading a squad of members in the guild when d3 gets released

[darkjay]

i myself get the axe :)
hmm ima eat first then finish the job...

[Corn Flakes]

I want the weapons one of the ninja turtles used, similiar to the bartucs

[Encryption]

ok you do that.....i call the dagger cause its quick and can be maneuvered easily^^i am a small fast person so it would only be fitting to have a small fast weapon

[darkjay]

im a small fast person with a big fast wepon :)
*grabs the axe and with a mighty blow crushes thier skulls into bits*
ahh the deed is done.... next

[SilVerSurFnStud]

now its time to celebrate

[Encryption]

wooohoooo they are all dead ding dong the wicked are all dead!!!!!!*sings in a sing-song tone*

[darkjay]

i feal much better now... who's next btw??

[DarknessAngel]

dont kill me :D

[Ferret]

i call dibbs on extra-long fingernails;) if i ever get a choice...
we could flip coins to see whos next in line

[Kewterz]

Pedro jay Pedro kill em

[darkjay]

pedro is already dead... i chased him back to mexico and slaughtered him :)

[Kewterz]

cool thats what i like to hear

[Ferret]

@ kewterz : the slaughtering or the chasing back to mexico?;)

[SilVerSurFnStud]

hahaha both i presume

[Carloseus]

i would like to break the back of paris hilton. dont get me wrong, i hate animal cruelty as much as the next guy but i feel that she is getting so much for absolutely nothing. think about it. she had that sex tape and she gets publicity for everything. she has no talent, she's not that hot, and she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. (at least she's not as stupid as britney)
i believe that people should earn what they get. if you are good and are a hard worker then you should get more than the one who doesnt work as hard. paris has done nothing for her success yet she is more wealthy than those that do try and overwork ourselves. bums should have nothing if they wont do anything to have it but ask for it.

[Kewterz]

both man i like em both

[Carloseus]

dude you gotta get out more.

[Ferret]

its like that over here in germany too, cept with diffrent types of people ;P

[Obsolete_hi]

So who is gonna get slain next?

[darkjay]

hmmm iduno

[Ferret]

you guys have a random selector program? or we could roll dice, play rock-paper-scissor, or draw straws, and the person chosen can choose his victim

[darkjay]

we need alot of paper and a big hat lol

[Ferret]

726 to be exact. and then we have 3000 possible victims^^

[Carloseus]

not me. i can make a valuable addition to the ranks. at least let me prove myself in battle and ill show you so.

[Ferret]

dont worry, the 726 pieces of paper represent an active member each. so were immune to being killed, i believe. and, you have no need to prove yourself to me, i am in your league, advisors to the almighty Silver Group.

[Kewterz]

hows about a big wicked game of russian rullette with ppl

[Encryption]

russian roulette is fun as hell. i wanna play. who else is in?

[darkjay]

u got it wrong... roman roulette 6 shooter with 5 bullets and 1 empty lol

[DyzfunktioNaL]

Amazing, I'm not dead yet =)

I have been inactive for quite a long time now (time is consumed by school, etc) but it's good to see regular members still on, Cyks still around?

[Elfen Lied]

yes but you have over 100 posts so you are safe

[DyzfunktioNaL]

I see... Well, 22 posts over, I sure did cut it close huh? :)

It seems that I must beg for forgiveness of the Lord Silver, for my absence has been great. Now, I am ready to serve in any way possible so that evil may not triumph!

[Elfen Lied]

ah that is good to hear, DyzfunktioNaL.

all members of Silversurfnstudism strive to rid the worlds of evil, we are devoted to this cause. we are always looking for new members, so feel free to parouse through the Silversurfnstudism thread in the General off topic forum, its stickied so its near the top.

EVIL MEET MY SWORD! SWORD MEET EVIL!!!!

Evil being;
-any and all forms of demons/monsters/beasts and things of that nature
-people who create an account here and do not make a single post
-people who post false information relating to the release of diablo 3,
-people who flame others and put others down
-people who put down other peoples ideas (suggesting why an idea may not work is acceptable)
-people who view polls without voting in them
-people who view/vote in a poll but not reply
-people who spread blasphomy and vile and odious lies about the Lord God Silversurfnstudism and any and all members of The Executive Council, The Executioner Squad and Silversurfnstudism, and the D3.com guild the 'Silver Inferno Crusading Knights'


i believe the next lot of executions shall be posted soon.

[Carloseus]

i was walking down the street this morning and a band of demons attacked me. i quickly slayed them as they were weak but i did get surprised. those count as evil right?? after all they are demons and did try to attack one of SICK.

[Kewterz]

ya jay i like your idea better i like those odds

[Carloseus]

i have the balls to play it but i would rather not risk my mortality for a mere test of courage. i believe that facing thousands of demon legions is more of a better test of faith or of courage. a little trigger can end your life very quickly. in fact so quickly that you wont feel pain. a horde of demons will cut you down and stab you until you die or if possible will heal you back and torture you. russian roulette is a mere game for anyone. battle and war is a business for men of bravery, strength, skill, and honor. a man that dies in battle is to be honored above all others that fall in different ways. (there are small exceptions that i cant think of right now.)

[Carloseus]

*breathes deeply* ahhh. nothing like the smell of future executions.

*looks at previous post* my how ive grown since then.

anyways, just thought i'd bring up this thread again, for we havent had an execution since october. we are way overdue. so without furthur ado, i present to the newcomers the "kill ur fave flamer thread whoo!" aka "Execution" thread!!!

This is mostly to honor our favorite and most talented Executioner, Darkjay!! I was going to save this for later but since we are bringing the Executioner thread back up, and Darkjay is the best at it, here ya go buddy!!


http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l319/Carloseus/Darkjay.jpg

[darkjay]

hahaha i like it, the blood red just makes it perfect :)
thank you Carloseus, your getting very good with that program

[Carloseus]

im going to remake it probably in the near future, i couldnt find much axes or blood. sorry about that.

[darkjay]

no problem, it looks good as it is i think

[unwritten law]

for some reason i thought i would soon be killed off because i havent been on in so long. (sorry, been busy, and i couldnt login for some reason..)

but, erm, good to be back. and to an earlier post, i like mutton chops cause of his comments even tho they are critical he does know what he's saying has good points.

[unwritten law]

and i may have done some shit in the past that wasn't too pleasing to the members..... dunno...

[TwilightRealm]

well, as u see i havnt posted in a week or 2 as everyone else i have been busy. but back on topic we should kill all the ppl who make accounts just to promote there product through our site. they basically make threads as commercials for crap such as pills. I dont know but they just seem annoying and dont contribute to the site in any way as i can see.

[Zubin]

I ask that why a thy Brother will want his brother to leave this site ?

[Carloseus]

ive wanted this thread back for a while, just keep forgetting to resurrect it. let the nominations begin!

[darkjay]

finally... *sharpens his axe*

[Maestro]

Phew, I was starting to get edgy, and when I get edgy, people die!

Looks like we are just in time......

[Carloseus]

when are we doing another roast? these were a ton of fun.........

[Maestro]

Well I was kinda hoping for a roasting of spam bots if we could.....

I see lots of them and I dunno if mods delete the accounts or not.

If not then I believe we are gonna have a bot-barbeque on our hands :D


Oh, congrats on your upcoming 2000th post Carloseus!

[Zubin]

Congrats on becoming a paladin.

[Carloseus]

oh man, bot-beque? dude, you need help. lol jk. thanks guys, but lets get back to the thread topic zubin.

this thread's purpose is to obliterate despised and hated among us. if we can get a group wrangled up, i can finally serve (publicly) one of my purposes as one in the Executioner Squad.

*runs excited to Chambers to retrieve executioner Swords*

[Maestro]

All we need is the go-ahead from some of the 'higher-ups' and we will be able to start the slaughter.

[Zubin]

But when ? And am i in danger ?

[Maestro]

No you aren't in any danger.

This thread is basically where you search through a bunch of inactive people who have made no posts in ages and devise cruel ways in which to torture them. The end result being that they die from either cardiac arrest, go into a pain induced coma or recieve a fatal blow from the object of your choice.

[Doppelganger]

This kinda reminds me of sacrificing people to Skorm in Fable. (Peter M, the creative brain of Fable also made Dungeon Keeper and B&W, games with torture in them, he would fit well in this thread)

[Zubin]

A new way of torture :

Dark Energy Nightmare : I may use my dark energy chaos flamberge to produse so much energy that it drains the mental ability of the host and the host becomes living dead ut i'm not a member of the executioner squad . :(

[Carloseus]

well, so far there are us two Maestro, we're pretty high up. all we need is to get the thumbs up from Silver and/or Elfen and us two can slaughter all those who must be slaughtered.

[Maestro]

That was what I meant Carloseus, all we have to do is get together a list of people we wish to smite and then get the go ahead from Lord Silver or Elfen.

Unless Umaru decides to give us the thumbs up and watch as we dismember those who disreguard the rules of the forum.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

Alright guys... soo man memories in these threads...this was the 3rd official one...Forth to come soon. Stay patient and the blood will spill

[Carloseus]

yes! i love these. and this time at least i can behead someone with my new decapitator swords. their five times as thick as the normals swords i carry. they rival darkjay's execution axe, and im practicing a new method for the best display of death for everyone.

[Zubin]

My sword's longer than yours.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

c new thread to make new request for executions

http://www.diablo3.com/forums/showthread.php?p=70278#post70278