The Bad Things Thread

[DarknessAngel]

In this thread, state something that happened really awful or something that happened just recently!

for me, i just discovered my modem doesnt hve upnp support and i cant download using DC++ T.T

[Uronlisunshyne]

Hmm alright something bad, well the bumps on some of the areas on my body aren't THAT important RIGHT!!!!???? jk jk. I just learned that I got the dread and HATED blue screen on my old laptop and now I have to wait until next paycheck to get another one

[darkjay]

hmm a few years ago i was helping my uncle cut wood... my thumb got pinched between 2 logs so naturally i yanked it out, but not thinking i pulled it out the back and then it got smashed by a 22 ton log splitter, i didnt even realize it... so 25+ stiches later and 3 months of not moving it, and i still have a thumb

[SilVerSurFnStud]

witnessed my best friends fire sorc die yesterday at leval 63 hardcore....now he wont play anymore lol

[Carloseus]

i used to make bows at home as a hobby, not even good ones just to play around with. i was using a teethed hand saw and was sawing a branch after cutting it down from the tree. due to the thinness of the branch the saw was jumping alot as i tried to cut it. on one it sunk onto the top of my thumb. thankfully i did not precede and cut nerves though. i removed the very dirty (now slightly stained with blood) saw and notice the white of my bone. today i can fully use my thumb and it is just as sensitive as my other fingers.

dumb story but its true.

[darkjay]

i tryed to make an arrow once using a crapy rusty dull saw... well it was sharp enough to cut flesh

[ThatDude]

I play football, and i have two 4 hour practices a day. Its hell.

[Obieperson]

Well once I was helping my brother bag his papers for his paper route, and we had to open up a new stack of newspapers to bag, but there was a thick plastic thing around it. So, my brother went inside to find my dad to get a knife, I found the box cutter on the steps, started to cut the plastic, I pulled to hard and the plastic just snapped, sending the old dull boxcutter straight into my chin/face...then my dad yelled at me for using the knife while I was bleeding every where : (

[SilVerSurFnStud]

lol thats a great story wish i could see the knife stuck in ur chin haha or the cut u had

[Jaco Wolf]

I dont know its a toss up Between getting dumped over 40 times thats a long term one or the time I was rock climbing and almost fell to my death

[darkjay]

i got the genius idea of ramping a rainbow rail and sliding down the other side... and i kinda went off center and missed the plastic part... but it was dang funny lol
silver should know about this lol

[Morfias]

Well there was this one time that i was walking around a pool's edge at a campsite when my eyes caught a very good looking women. As my eyes moved up and down on her body and for some strange reason stopped on her chest i was still walking. Little did i know i was walking too close to the edge and my legged slipped in and hit the edge of the pool (which was straight and made of stone, no curve on it) and i felt a sting but it didn't seem to serious. So i jumped in the pool and my leg felt as if it was on fire. I looked down to see a hole the size of my fist and my leg bone staring back at my. 25 stiches on the inside and 40 on the outside later, i have a working leg with a big nike scar on it.

Edit: Oh yea the day i got my stiches removed i was a dumbass and played soccer and got kicked by cleats thus my wound reopened again and i had to get stiches for another three weeks. And also when i feel my scar i can feel right behind where nothing grew to replace it so its kind of like its hollow.

[AcidReign]

A few monthes ago, I was thirsty for some ice cold ice water.

I run downstairs and grab a glass, and I grab a fused chunk of ice cubes to put in it. I held the glass with one hand while I tried squeezing the solid chunk into the glass. Then I take my hand and smack it on the top, hoping for it to crumble in, but it didn't. Within half of a second, I had about a 3 inch shard of glass jabbed into the meaty part of my right hand, right under the thumb. Then I panicked and yanked the shard out and threw it down. I spread my gash with my other hand, and I turned pale after seeing all the blood flowing and fat in my incision.

Then my step-dad took me to the E.R. to get a stitch or two. Well, after the doctor saw it, he decided a metal staple would do better. So he puts the stapler device on my wound and tries puncturing one threw - without any numbing or pain killers. Then he notices that the staple didn't go in all the way, so he yanks it out and decides to do a couple practice ones on the gauze next to me. The staples rip and shread the gauze as they clamp in. So, as the docter lined up the device on my sore wound once again, I clasped the bed railing and closed my eyes hard. Then he punctured one threw and we were good to go!

[Obieperson]

Lol I got another, I was climbing a tree, don't know why, and it was kinda wet out because it rained a couple days ago, so I am pretty high, but whatta know I slip and luckily (or not) hold on to the branch so I slide down along it...and like I said, woulda been lucky if there wasn't a spike sticking out (aiming up) from a broken branch. Think about it...

[ender_ruz]

i was working as a mason tender, and was cutting bricks with a big circular saw on an arm. one of the bricks caught the blade and jumped and twisted my left thumb between the blade and the brick. the industrial saw jammed and stopped just short of removing my thumb, all that held it together was half a splintered bone. alll i remember after that was my boos yelling at me all the way to the ER. 22 months later still dont have a thumbnail, but at least i have a functional thumb

[bob101]

I play football, and i have two 4 hour practices a day. Its hell.

do u play proffesional football?

[Maestro]

lol, is that 'gridiron' or whatever its called over here?

Anywho.....hmm......you know what, i really have got an uneventful life at the moment......

Gay......

[ike9438]

i got banned from d2.. i think that says it all

[Ferret]

oh yeah, i know what thats like. and i didnt even mh, i dont know why they banned me.

[AcidReign]

Never been banned, but I've lost a lot of accounts due to my laziness and forgetfulness :(

[Obsolete_hi]

This didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it :P...
While I was lifeguarding in WildWood New Jersey at Morey's Piers a kid about 10 years old comes down the speed slides. The lifegaurd at the top let an adult go down to soon after the kid... Well needless to say at the bottom the adult ran into the back of the kid. The adult planted his teeth in the back of the kids skull and lost em :/...Then the water turned red. It was nasty because I had to jump in and get these people, with blood floating around me :/

[Ferret]

i came out of the showers the other day, and my baby sister was crying and stuff, so i went to her room barefooted. i dont know how the hell it happened, but the ceiling lightbulb had busted, and i didnt know about it. of course, me not knowing that, i managed to step into the biggest shard (why does this always happen?), about the size of my palm. it was in there pretty deep, and bleed like crazy. in addition,
1) my mom bitched at me for getting blood everywhere, like it was my choice
2) i had a soccergame the next day i had been looking forward to
3) my friends and i planned to go clubbing the next night. not fun as a cripple:(

[Encryption]

my girlfriend just died i think that counts enough as a bad thing....*sighs and mopes around in a somber and solemn mood for days on end*

[Obsolete_hi]

That sux...I was reading the paper the other day and there was this story:

A man was target shooting with some friends, when his girlfriend went behind the target without him seeing her... Well he shot and kill the girl and didn't know that he had shot her for a while. She was only like 17.

[Encryption]

yeah well my girlfriend got killed by another friend who was stoned out of his mind. she had to get a ride home with him cause i couldn't go to a party cause i a big test coming up. he crashed into another car and she got thrown out of the windshield...

[Obsolete_hi]

That's sad..I couldn't imagine losing my girlfriend. I mean I would end up being put in jail for manslaughter of the person who killed her :/

[Encryption]

yeah well i'm trying not to go insane and do that to him cause he used to be afriend of mine

[Carloseus]

once afterschool i once knocked my friend off the monkey bars. (we were eight) in his anger he picks up a chunk of glass (what the hell was broken glass doing in an elementary school??) and chucked it at me. it hit my skull and didnt rehit the floor for another half hour. the reason for this was that it stuck there and in my counter-anger chased him down and beat the crap out of him. he didnt fight back because he was scared whether his parents were going to beat him worse for the glass buried in the flesh of my head. (ghetto community)

after i cooled down we united to get it out and clean it up. we made a deal that we wouldnt tell anyone and we went off as normal. later that month i got a haircut and my mom noticed the rather large scab as the lady cut my hair. she waited till after the haircut and grounded me for a freaking month of no tv for not telling her who did it.

[Encryption]

that sucks seriously

[darkjay]

i wrecked my friends xr 100 dirt bike yesterday... he was leading and my other friend was next to me... and the genious turned up a street i was just gona go strait but my friend next to me cut the wheel to turn up the street and i smashed into his back tire and went flying onto the highway... my hand hurts but nothing major

[Jarhead89]

Hmm...lets see...
One while on holidays i was out riding my bike with my cousin. I was riding nice and slow, on a really dusty road. I slipped over quite clumsily, and was about to pick myself up when along comes my cousin and runs over my leg. I received a rather nasty tread mark on the back of my leg and a stone about the size of my left nut sticking out of my shin. So i walked (or rather retardedly hopped/skipped/waddled) 3 kms back to where we were staying, all the while blood is pouring out of my leg. 5 stiches and a local anasthetic later, i felt like i had no right leg. Was back to normal activities within a week. Lucky....i guess?

[Snotspill]

I busted my knee pretty good this summer(We were on a ''mining site''..word missing!). I fell for some 10 feets from a cliff to a big rock. I don't know what happened. Next thing I knew was that I was at the bottom of the pit and my friends were in a shock ^^ I just stood up and was like ''wtf, I'm allright?'' Then I checked my legs, and right leg was just fine, but the left... I had a hole in my skin that was approximately size of a dollar bill. Doctors just stretched the skin around the wound to stitch it up. It's pretty wierd to look at your own kneecap when you have jeans on :D

[Murderface]

Ehh... I got one. So there I was riding my dirt bike on a couple acres of land goin about fifty mph in some spots. I decided to circle this rather large pond(note the pond was frozen) and then I got traped in a cove filled with fallen trees by that time I had gotten a little tired so I decided instead of going around the pond Id go over it to get home. The surface was slicker than snot and I was going as fast as I could to get across before it started to crack. I was almost there when my front wheel hit a log that was stuck in the ice, the bike slipped and I went flying across the ice eventually hitting the shore. When I got up all I could do was cuss at the top of my lungs, the handle bar had come back and the exposed metal tip dug about an inch into my arm at the same time twisting my wrist back and snapping it. I just left the bike there and went home a bloody mess.
p.s. casts are stinky

[TwilightRealm]

I was at my friends party and we were skatin and doing stuff at a party u would usually do lol, and they all decided to grab me and take surrand wrap and wrap me up as a mummy, then they took me outside and picked my up and surrand wrapped me to a telephone poll, left me about an hour just hanging there, i couldnt even move they wrapped me so tight, bout froze my balls off, so that pretty much sucked lol...

[Murderface]

surrand wrap can be fun in certain situations though

[Gex]

"four More Years!!"

[Doppelganger]

getting my fingers trapped between the door of a car (the place where the door is attached to the car), luckily it was an old car, if it was a new car my left hand would count 3 fingers now.

[Carloseus]

i got fired. not doesnt really measure up to you guys, but its still somethin lol

[Ferret]

about 6 months ago my friends and i were having a party at a skatepark. so, people had a couple of beers and the usual, and then we started to do stupid stuff. although senses where starting to become clumsy, some of us started skating and all the good stuff, i was coming back down a quarter pipe after doing a rock'n'roll, and for some reason i slid, fell and impacted with the concrete. my hands did not hit the floor until after i had caught my face using my teeth O_o. my lip was blue on some parts, bloody on others and i chipped my front tooth. i got the tooth fixed the next day, but it hurt like a bitch. that was also the last time i skated :D it was funny as hell though when we saw all the blood everywhere.

[Thasador]

ah crap...should i share my war scars too from skateboarding?

When I was 16...god I dont even remember being 16...anyways I went to my old school where they had this wicked 30 stair...about 25 degree decline, two stories high. Man...just straight down rail...anyways...I went off a ghetto ramp at the top of the stairs...did a kick flip and landed a boardslide at the top of the rail...everything going awesome until half way down..........My board snapped in half, I smacked my junk on the rail, my foot slammed into a support rail, I probly did a 360 body rotation until I faceplanted the edge of a step and tumbled down the rest of the 15 steps left. I WAS F%#&ed UP! This is what the stairs looked like VVV
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[darkjay]

so that was u on worlds wackiest wipeouts???
hmm snowboarding last sunday i was going fine untill i caught an edge doing a frontflip, all i remember is laying down on the snow in pain, luckily i dont break

[TwilightRealm]

yea i got caught smokin by my mom, didnt turn out so good

[Carloseus]

thasador's story brought tears to my eyes. well ive done some boarding, snow-boarding of course.


my family and i used to go up to sequoia mountains before to play in the snow, and we all bought snowboards except for my mom who is no fun. my little six year old brother owned us all, but i took on a steeper hill to slide down. (it was out there in nowhere, just the family) i got to the top, snapped on the board, and started edging down. a half second before beginning the decension i realized that it was a bad idea. then i plummeted, and started gaining speed. i was amazed that i wasnt falling, and too scared to sabotage myself for safety because i was going too fast. then the board began running on hard ice, and i became stiff. my p***s shrunk for its own survival, thats how bad i got scared. then it hit a small block of ice and i flipped. my face hit hard ice with a lot of momentum, and i somehow rotated where my ass was hitting the ice, continuing my decension. i tried to stop by braking on the ice with my board, but no good. i finally got to a crack in the ice, making sure i grabbed the side. from there i only remember seeing my dad laughing and the rest being worried. that day i didnt do much more, and my ass was broken. my bones were all ok, just my arm, leg, and ass muscles were destroyed by hitting and recashaying (i forgot the real spelling but you get what i mean) against the ice. my face was also cut along my cheeks, and red spots on my forehead. luckily those have healed with no scar in its place. i needed a hot water bag for my ass for about a week, when we returned to the mountains and i took to the bunny slopes.

true story, and wasnt the only time i destroyed my ass while having fun in the snows of Sequoia Mountains.

[darkjay]

lol i think i just broke my finger, i was working on my quad when... i was trying to break off a weld on the muffler when my hammer sliped on the metal and smacked me in the finger, it didnt hurt but i noticed a small cut, like a pin prick, all the sudden it started to bleed crazily, the cut is to the bone i think :(

[Grim_Scaevola]

I was born with spina bifoda/sacral agenesis. Beat that.

[darkjay]

once we get some snow here ill try to top that... well i wont try i might though, ill get it on video for you guys

[Carloseus]

i once got onto the little ladder older vans used to have in the back while it was moving. some friends and i were daring ourselves to do stupid stuff and they told me to do it. i ran into the street of our neighborhood and jumped onto the ladder. next thing i know it starts to move with about 5 cars behind it, and my 11 year old muscles were wavering. i move my legs around, trying to get them on the ladder but no luck and my arms give way. i fall hard on my knees and cover my face with my arms, and scratch up my entire body on the hard asphalt. the car behind stopped just in time, and i walked home with that annoying slow bleeding that scrapes give. if there is anything painful in the world, its the scab of a scrape. it hurts when you touch it, and it hurts when you pick at it. god i hate scrapes. getting back to my story, i went to my dad who was talking to a friend and asked him what would happen if someone tried what i had done (making sure that they didnt know i actually had done it) and his friend told me of his brother who had done the same in mexico and lost most of his teeth as well as getting his face scarred and almost losing an eye.

o man, all the stuff ive gone through.

[Grim_Scaevola]

Ah, that sucks man. Just be happy you weren't run over. Paper cuts are worse, by the way.

[jimker]

well i got a ncie little story. i was at my school riding a bike with my freinds. i used one of my freinds "old" bikes. the brakes didnt work and the tires were nearly flat. so i tried to keep up with them. i was riding down a hill about 35 degrees or so and had to take a turn or i wud get hit by traffic sop i turned perfectly. all was fine. than right when i was finishing the turn i fell sideways because the bike slipepd on some sand. i had a huge ass cut on my leg now. flesh and snad/gravel doesnt match. so i yelled fuck as loud as i can and my freinds looked back and kept going. one of em came back to help me. after he saw me he started laughing and was like o shit. he helped me up while the handlebars were twisted in weird directions and i than walked inside the school with blood drippping down my leg. i walked in and the security gaurd stopped me and asked wme wat i was doing. and knowing me i mouthed off and started yelling at him. lol he sed ok. iw ent to a bathroom and used topiletpaper. i tha had to walk a mile home to use sum neosporin and had to bandage it up myself. my mom wanted tyo take me to the hospital but i sed no. so i ahd to walk around with the cut for a month before it even started to heal at all. i now have a scar 2 inches wide and 4 inches long because of my stupidity. never ride a bike with no brakes and flat tires.

[darkjay]

i put my car into a ditch thursday :) thankfuly its not smashed up, just broke 1 bolt on the bumper

[Jarhead89]

well i was workin the usual friday night shift at the butchers, and i slammed the 3 inch thick heavy as fuck door on my finger. it hurt. alot.

anyway, long story short it bled underneath the finger. the blood dried and i think it may be permanent, cos its been there a month or so now and hasnt changed a bit! and to top it off, i shit you not, the pattern the blood has made looks dead like a bird. ill take a picture of it and show you guys.

oh yeh, and ive had some NASTY cuts from the sharp as shit knives. possibly sharper than darkjays axe :P

[Carloseus]

nothing is bigger than darkjay's axe.........nothing.

[Jarhead89]

Ah, but lord carloseus. You misread what i stated. I said the knives may be SHARPER than darkjays axe, there is not doubt in my mind that they are nowhere near as big. Im guessing darkjays axe is the size of a small child? But yes very sharp knives indeed...:D

[darkjay]

iduno, that thing cuts very good *sets the blade on a table and watches as it slices through it*

[Carloseus]

either way, he sharpens it every day whether or not it needs sharpening, and its larger than you are. if it fell on a car it would split it right in half.

[darkjay]

hehe today my friends is senior skip day at my school, a tradition, a day that your suppose to have fun... hehe incase you cant tell by the tittle of this thread this is got gona have a happy ending :)

me and some friends decided to go out eat some food and go see epic movie, he went one way and i decided to cut down the other street. i started up the hill and all i could see was his car sliding down a hill perpandicular to my car, i tryed to squese between him and a truck but it didnt work, he took out my front bumper head light passanger door all gone, the wheel is pushed back about 3 inches. the back of my DADS hyndai accent is missing a tail light and the side is pushed in. the truck has a nice scuff and is dented in, the corner of the cab is caved in, to make this worse the guy just bought the truck, it still tas the temp registration on it. my friends zx2 is smashed to bits, we cant find one of the headlights their is no bumber, the radiator is pushed into the engine, his car is about totaled... all this on a day thats suppose to be fun