View Full Version : Discuss tourture and execution methods.
darkjay
06-20-2006, 06:34 PM
Blame elfen for this1, he gave me the idea lol.
1,000,000 fire ants, a bathtub, some duct tape, and a pin.
Bound and gag the guy, pop him a few times with the pin and dump in the ants. they will slowly knaw on him and eventually eat him inside out.
AcidReign
06-20-2006, 08:37 PM
Take a guy to the Democratic National Convention.
Mictoad
06-20-2006, 08:45 PM
Take a guy to the Democratic National Convention.
too.......cruel.....cant.....live....any.....longe r....
ThatDude
06-20-2006, 09:10 PM
Hmmmmm.............ouch?
darkjay
06-20-2006, 09:38 PM
12 hours of the teletubbys and barney...
Elfen Lied
06-20-2006, 10:45 PM
yeh that or
-plyers and blow torch
-impalement
-The Iron Maiden (everybody loves that)
-forced to watch tv, without a remote
-hours upon hours of counrty music (the bad kind, the kind that killed the aliens on mars attacks)
AcidReign
06-20-2006, 11:59 PM
Being told that Blizzard is cancelling all other game titles to focus 100% focus on WoW.
Kewterz
06-21-2006, 12:10 AM
putting rusty pins in the top of your eye lids so everytime you blink it stabs your eyes and then after a while they will get stuck, then you hang the feller so that his big toe can touch the ground barely but enough so that he has a glimpse of hope that he can make it, or he will kill himself.
Elfen Lied
06-21-2006, 01:18 AM
some of that shit from the saw movies oughta do nicely
Kewterz
06-21-2006, 01:40 AM
ya saw was great for that stuff i enjoyed both of em
SilVerSurFnStud
06-21-2006, 08:37 AM
Waking up at 5. am To go to work 5 days a week and having a girl friend who gets off at 9.30 pm and wants to do stuff after work lol
haha later guys off to work i go
darkjay
06-21-2006, 06:12 PM
hehe cya lata, have fun at work
Kewterz
06-22-2006, 03:47 AM
now thats early to start work, that is torture for sure
kingpin202
06-24-2006, 04:49 PM
Basically I love the Punisher, and I have the game and play it alot, if you want Ideas, play the punisher, watch the movie, and read the comic.
My favorite is when he tosses a guy up against a Rhino's cage and the Rhino spears him with his horn. Its sweet.
darkjay
06-24-2006, 09:51 PM
lol this is a fairly interesting thread
Kewterz
06-25-2006, 11:40 AM
marriage nuff said lol
darkjay
06-25-2006, 11:50 AM
true torture thier
katael
06-25-2006, 11:58 AM
hmm was thinking about various manuveres (did I spell that correctly?) one could perform using an iron and a few drops of acid in the eyes...
darkjay
06-25-2006, 12:00 PM
spelling here isnt much of an issue... as long as its close
diablo124578
06-25-2006, 08:22 PM
yes aslong as it looks right we will get it
Maestro
06-26-2006, 06:40 AM
Here are a few methods that I would like to see more of:
1. Lay them under a metal fan and force them to watch porno
2. Strap their hands into tight fists and wait for their fingernails to grow
3. Cut off and corterise their appendages one by one
4. Pliers + teeth, you do the math
5. Electrocute them, starting at 0.01 milli-amps and go up 0.01 milli-amps at a time
Those are just a few, stay tuned....
katael
06-26-2006, 07:11 AM
0o number 4 is getting me a little nervous, i'm paranoid about my teeth, but then again 1 could prove a bit painful as well lol^^
Maestro
06-26-2006, 07:16 AM
I had wonderful parents.....
darkjay
06-26-2006, 07:49 AM
lol
i sick friend gave me this1
garden hose + barbed wire... stick the barbed wire in the hose and then shove it up thie anus, pull the hose out while leaving the barbed wire in thier, then get it a big yank.
trebuchet+ rope + big heavy anchor.
tie the persons hands to the boom of the treb with 4 feet of slack, tie thier feet to the big heavy anchor, pull the triger
TwilightRealm
07-14-2006, 05:45 PM
wow u sure hav some friend there lol. But if you hav ever watched Braveheart all the way through, at the very end where william wallace is bein torchered there are some good ways, goin old school.
Encryption
07-14-2006, 06:14 PM
i'm thinking about something like Tantalus...grapes over his head and water below his chin and not allowed to have either for eternity
papa_smurf
07-14-2006, 06:18 PM
taking a blow torch and slowly burning out there eyes and face and make them live with no eye and a HUGE burn mark upon there FACE!!!!!!!
compliments of HOSTEL
darkjay
07-14-2006, 09:52 PM
log spitter... trust me 3 months with ur thumb wrapped up and any little bump hits like a mofo... thats torture
Kewterz
07-15-2006, 04:27 AM
sorry fellas but i have to say a glass tube down your piss hole have it broken with allthe glass running around and piss and enjoy
Kewterz
07-15-2006, 04:29 AM
or have a rope attached to a shotgun that is pointed at your head, on the other end have it attached to your dick, have a naked girl walk out so when you get a hard on here comes the boom righ to the head. now that is torture have you ever tried to stop a raging hard on?
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 11:05 AM
a wood chipper ..... a pond ..... the person u hate most in the world .... what do u get ??? ..................... FISH FOOD
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 11:06 AM
for those of u who dont get it u throw the guy in the chipper and have the peices being thrown in the pond the fish eat the remains and u GET AWAY WITH MURDER
darkjay
07-15-2006, 11:38 AM
yes... its not that ez it it lol
and one problem... yes the remains are gon but what about the blood stained wood chipper... get some hydrocloric acid... it works, trust me
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 11:55 AM
hehehe ya forgot bout the bloody wood chipper.......
how would u know excatly i would liek to know....???
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 11:56 AM
one DEEP well................... dead body ......... two bags of lime............. u will get awayt with that cause the lime will eat the body in liek 5 days
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 12:08 PM
i hate this cat of my freinds who left him at my house one time the fucker took a shit a piss on my brand new fucking carpet wtf i haet them so this is about doing shit to a cat............
Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room (you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.
darkjay
07-15-2006, 12:47 PM
i took chemistry... it eats any thing away... trust me lol
papa_smurf
07-15-2006, 01:02 PM
lmao i was thinkin u were liek a mass murderer or sumthign u knwo ur liek trust me i know :) i was ok ...... this guys a physco lol
darkjay
07-15-2006, 06:10 PM
well i wont deny that lol
ya even highly dioluted 99 to 1 it burns like hell on ur skin
papa_smurf
07-16-2006, 12:01 PM
sou dont deny that u are a serial killer????? wtf u fiend
darkjay
07-16-2006, 01:04 PM
i dont deny anything
papa_smurf
07-16-2006, 01:21 PM
im thinking liek ur a mass murderer or something ...............
darkjay
07-17-2006, 09:14 PM
a mass murderer of non voters yes... and maby a few others
Grand Priest Mirari
07-17-2006, 10:53 PM
Easy. Lock a guy up in a room with a tv showing Doras Exploror and A Knife.
The guy will kill himself from the Insanity.
C-700
07-18-2006, 12:29 PM
Torture?
Play the theme song from the Diego TV show in a locked room, with his hands tied behind his back so he can't over them.
Just hearing my TV belch that out once when little sister is watching it makes me want to vomit.
darkjay
07-18-2006, 08:32 PM
i hate that damned show
ThatDude
07-19-2006, 07:46 AM
Best tourcher methods of all time are made by none other then method man, listen to the begining of his song M-e-t-h-o-d MAN, now that, my friends, is tourcher.
C-700
07-19-2006, 11:08 AM
We're discussing "torture" methods, not burning people.
Though I imagine that would be quite a good method...
Grand Priest Mirari
07-19-2006, 12:27 PM
Locking up an Emo in an room made out of sponges. Have a mirror with other emos cutting themselves, the locked up emo will be drivin insane.
darkjay
07-19-2006, 06:28 PM
lol that could be funny
DarknessAngel
07-21-2006, 01:18 AM
oh! plucking you eyebrow hairs one by one then cutting off your eye lids
then hving you upper lip be streched over you head (ewwwwwwww)
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