rankings

[SilVerSurFnStud]

1. lord- Me -SILVER-


2. 2nd in command - Kingpin ..should i perish he will command the legions


3. Enforcer/general- Elfen Lied..enforces the law around here


any questions pm any of us

[Elfen Lied]

sound good, left out a few details on me, a crazed, bible quoting, scotsman,

[kingpin202]

Very Well, Thanks for Posting that SilVer.

[Elfen Lied]

yes, people are in need of this information

[darkjay]

can i atleast be executioner?? its a fun job :)

[ThatDude]

May I be a loyal minion of the great three?

[darkjay]

we all are loyal minions... but as we have a few more posts than some members we has a slightly higher ranking... not top 3 or anything but we get special jobs :)

[Elfen Lied]

can i atleast be executioner?? its a fun job :)


the roll of executioner, in the Executive Concil's Executioner Squad, is one of hardship. but yes it is fun, being a cold and emotionless bastard helps, feelings only get in the way, it also requires you to spill out bible bashing quotes, like the ones from hellsing, boondock saints, pulp fiction, sure you are up to it

[darkjay]

cold and emotionless... i can do that but i may have a smile when im executing some1

[Elfen Lied]

ok, can you do bilbe quotes and cool as just about to kill or just killed someone quotes like the ezekiel passage from pulp fiction

[ThatDude]

Yes sir! Biblical quotes, emotionless, heartless, Killers, me and darkjay are up for the job

[Elfen Lied]

ok example! you give

[kingpin202]

So were recuirting, sounds fun.

[Elfen Lied]

just a few more members

[ThatDude]

Slaves, obey your Lord God masters(Silver) in everything, not only when being watched, as currying favor, but in simplicity of heart, fearing the Lord.
(It may not be really good, but its a start i guess)

[killing lil thingys]

KRATOS IS HERE!


the big treo ha! seems like the three prime evil of diablo2lod to me.

disguise from a skin of a sheep the demon lurks within, i must slay u demons!








TANDADADA!

FEAR THE LIGHT OF HEAVENS DEMONS!

[ThatDude]

So this is what the LORD Almighty (Silver) says about them (non-voters): "I will punish them! Their young men will die in battle, and their little boys and girls will starve. Not one of these plotters from Anathoth will survive, for I will bring disaster upon them when their time of punishment comes."

[killing lil thingys]

WORDS FROM A COWARD!

AAHHRRREEMM!

once i lay my hand on the aires(silver) i'll turn u just like how a BBQ cooking looks like!

[ThatDude]

oh yeah.....well ur a poopface

[Elfen Lied]

Lord kratos, not voting in the polls, creating an account and not intneding to use it, posting crap, posting incorrect info about the diablo series, are these not offences punishable by death or sever beating

[kingpin202]

Yes it is, you shall be punished to the fullest.

[Elfen Lied]

yes, they have no purpose but to die by my hand

[ThatDude]

And get raped in the ass

[Elfen Lied]

maybe by you, im not into that

[kingpin202]

Hey, and my hand. Yeah, the rape thing isn't me, unless its a hot female virgin.

[ThatDude]

Then we shall rape the hot-female-virgin-non posting- non voting- inactive members on this site....wait a minute, we dont even have regular females on this site. Oh well i guess we can just use axes and hammers and forget this rape thing

[kingpin202]

Yeah, well, there might be one.

[Elfen Lied]

dibs,

send for your weapons forth with, we are going a slaying tonight

[kingpin202]

*Pulls out his huge sword* Sounds like fun.

[Elfen Lied]

grabs, huge sword of the wall straps to back, grabs guns in holsters of rack, straps to waist, then laughs manically

[kingpin202]

Oh I forgot my Punisher's Cross of the Heavens.

[Elfen Lied]

loads magazines, of 13 mm armor-piercing, explosive, mercury-core baptized bullets with casings of macedonian silver into .454 Casull Auto's, then pull back slides and strap the Chokidoreiki (blessed diamond edged blade also the blade is cursed; whoever weilds it becomes an insane blood thirsty monster) to my back and straps several blessed bayonets to inside of trench coat

I Elfen Lied, president of Section 13 the Iscariot Organization's Executive Council and Head of the Executioner Squad has arrived.

Target acquired, Power restriction method #2, lifting the seal to allow use of ability, until target is silenced
(level 1 can only be removed by SilVerSurFnStud (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=528))

In The Name of God(SilVerSurFnStud (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=528)), Impure Souls of The Living Dead(non voters) Shall be banished in to eternal damnation, Amen

And now, O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he grow angry, and ye perish in the way, Though wrath may quickly kindle, Amen.

The non voters and those who ally with such filth all stand equal in the eyes of God(SilVerSurFnStud (http://www.diablo3.com/forums/member.php?u=528)), sinful dirty heathens to a man, I will purify them all, I act as God’s only wrath upon the earth Raining Down the divine punishment of Heaven, in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, Amen

And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me among Thy saints.

Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee among my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt(non voters) we claim.
It is your evil(non voters) that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.
Vote This is a principle, which every man of every faith can embrace.
this is not a polite suggestion, this is a code of behaviour and those of you that ignore it will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we two, and on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

[kingpin202]

Oh, you had to pull out your quotes.

[Elfen Lied]

yes i did, have said them in a while

[kingpin202]

Well,

God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare.

Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.

Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.

O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

hows everything been in my lapse of time at the site guys? sounds like u have been managing....almost caught up at work..hell ive been having to go to actual job sites and not the office evry day for the last week....thanks for holdin down the fort u guys

[darkjay]

*grabs the large axe and his .50 cal military anti-tank gun*
lets go :)

[Elfen Lied]

lol that pretty cool darkjay, and sad silver

[darkjay]

is no1 else going to join me slaughtering non poster/non voters??

[Elfen Lied]

king and i already started

[darkjay]

oo didnt see you started lol
*raises the .50 cal, looking though the scope he spots a nice non poster... takes fire and 6 of them drop*
hmm maby the .50 cal anti-tank gun was a bit overkill...
oh well *procedes to snip more non posters down*

[Elfen Lied]

yes you better hurry they all be dead (and dont forget the bible quotes it the trademark of us phycotic biblequoting scotsman)

[darkjay]

DIE YOU NON POSTING COMMIES *runs in wielding the large axe mowing down the non posting commies like blades of dead grass*

[ThatDude]

Lets bring out the flamethrowers

[SilVerSurFnStud]

here take these here chainsaws

[darkjay]

its the Diablo3.com chainsaw massacure

[SilVerSurFnStud]

bring on the imps and zombies

[Elfen Lied]

yes, let us destroy down to the wee last bit those that would oppose the great lord god silver

[SilVerSurFnStud]

join the ranks or perish

[Elfen Lied]

yes convert or die

[Opus Dei]

are not any of you going to read these poor pathetic moocher...erhm... children of god there last rights(if your catholic) or at leat give them a proper burial (if your like me).

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. As we are posters we remember those who dont post, for one day for any reason we might become one of them one day, murderd and slaughtered by Elfen Leid and his fellow executioners. As i walk through the valley of the shadow of posts i shall fear no evil for though art (and silver) with me thy post and thy poll, they comfort me. thou preparest a thread for me in the presence of mine enemies. thou annoints my head with info. Surely goodness and mercy will follow me for the rest of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the lord (and silver, if he has room) forever. Amen

[Elfen Lied]

well, im not catholic, im actually scottish presbyterian, and for me to read their last rights they have to ask for it. also the executioner squad only do the killings, someone else cleans up the mess.

we the members of the executioner squad are only upholding the principles of silversurfnstudism

[darkjay]

*walks in covered in blood* ahh nothing like a good massacure to sharpen the sences

[Elfen Lied]

yeh sorry i missed it, i had to ajust someones spinal cord, by removing it muhahahahahahaha

[Opus Dei]

im not catholic iether, im a baptist. catholics just do all the weird cool things, even though some of them are not said to be done in the bible.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

aww c'mon i thought u all followed silversurfnstudism

[darkjay]

i do silver...

[Elfen Lied]

well of course we are, 'convert or die' you see i live two lives, one as the power restricted(only silver can remove my strongest restriction) immortal warrior priest of silversurfnstudism and the other as a regular scottish presbyterian, technical institute attender, (can you guess which is the fake one, lol)

[Opus Dei]

Proverbs 1:8-19 (New International Version)

Warning Against Enticement

8 Listen, my son, to your father's instruction
and do not forsake your mother's teaching.
9 They will be a garland to grace your head
and a chain to adorn your neck.
10 My son, if sinners entice you,
do not give in to them.
11 If they say, "Come along with us;
let's lie in wait for someone's blood,
let's waylay some harmless soul;
12 let's swallow them alive, like the grave,
and whole, like those who go down to the pit;
13 we will get all sorts of valuable things
and fill our houses with plunder;
14 throw in your lot with us,
and we will share a common purse"-
15 my son, do not go along with them,
do not set foot on their paths;
16 for their feet rush into sin,
they are swift to shed blood.
17 How useless to spread a net
in full view of all the birds!
18 These men lie in wait for their own blood;
they waylay only themselves! 19 Such is the end of all who go after ill-gotten gain;
it takes away the lives of those who get it.

[Elfen Lied]

yeh thats pretty good, if you put it in context with non voters and posters of shit, it fits in quite well with the laws of silversurfnstudism

[Opus Dei]

thanks i try

[Elfen Lied]

you ever thought of joining the religion of silversurfnstudism, we could use another person who knows some latin and bible quotes

[Opus Dei]

Matthew 15:9 (New International Version)


9They worship me in vain;
their teachings are but rules taught by men.




sorry dude

[Elfen Lied]

so its no then oh well, would have been nice but okay

[Opus Dei]

you know what. ill join but ill treat Silver as in how the catholics treat the Pope.

[Elfen Lied]

you could be like the spanish inquisition, you know with a fanaticial devotion to silver, lol

hows you killing skills, if someone needs to be killed, can you do it
you must uphold the laws of d3.com and silversurfnstudism(most of these laws overlap) with all you ability, and spurt out cool sounds bible quotes(and anyone quotes referring to god)

[kingpin202]

Yeah, he could. It sounds like a good idea. We need a few more good men.

[Elfen Lied]

yeh, although the executioner squad has several powerful beings in it, it wouldnt hurt to bolster it ranks with a few more people

[kingpin202]

Yes, thats very true, but Opus Dei looks to be a good follower.

[Elfen Lied]

yes, his knowledge of bible passages looks very promising, have yet to see his killing skills though, if they are as good as his quoting abilities then i have no doubt he will be a welcomed member amung the ranks of the executioner squad

[kingpin202]

Yes, I very do so agree. I would like to see him in it.

[Elfen Lied]

well he has joined now but im not sure if he has executed anyone yet though

[kingpin202]

I don't think so either, but I can't wait till he does.

[Elfen Lied]

maybe we should let him have the next one then.

[Opus Dei]

i see a noob sitting on his desk i tell him to post. he denies me. I then proceed to read him a passage from the scriptures:
1 samuel 17:57 As soon as David returned from killing the Philistine, Abner took him and brought him before Saul, with David still holding the Philistine's head.
i proceed to decappitate his head and deliver it before Elfen as David had done for Saul

[Elfen Lied]

pretty good, i like it, lol

[Opus Dei]

im like your special religous assasain dressed in a black robe with a hood that darkens my face. i have a tatto on my face that gives me that erie sense, that death is eminate.
i carry with me a 2handed sword thats hilt is the shape of a very well done gothic cross. the steel of the blade is darkend with an inscription smitten in silver:

Whoever does not obey the law of your God and the law of the king must surely be punished by death, banishment, confiscation of property, or imprisonment. Ezra 7:26

i have a thick chain necklace with a crucifix attached. in my left breast pocket of my silver and black vest is a leather bound bible.

before i kill my prey i read them how they are to die. be it by god or sword.

[SilVerSurFnStud]

i choose sword

[darkjay]

thats to fancy for me... i prefer Vlad The Impaler style... Along with my axe... and to any1 that doesnt know who that is... Count Dracula :) well the inspiration atleast

[Elfen Lied]

Like this

http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=tbn:Wgmb6GUnM7uUXM:http://www.burnstud.com/mediafiles/mybuttons26/hellsingimage686.jpg (http://www.burnstud.com/mediafiles/mybuttons26/hellsingimage686.jpg)http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=tbn:QTve97kJgOulDM:http://www.burnstud.com/mediafiles/mybuttons26/hellsingimage689.jpg (http://www.burnstud.com/mediafiles/mybuttons26/hellsingimage689.jpg)

sorry i could get bigger pics(also not sure if the will dissapear or not, i did this before and the pics dissapeared)

[darkjay]

lol ty :) that guy was awsome... except the blood drinking part lol

[Elfen Lied]

yes, he is a god, if anyone thinks he is cool go see the anime hellsing you will see just how cool he is

[Maestro]

I got given the box set recently but I haven't had time to watch it yet

[Elfen Lied]

wow thats great, you should watch it, its very good

[Maestro]

ok Ill give it a squiz...I've always love anime....As a kid I watched the whole series of pokemon and dragonballz but now I just look at some of the art....its wikid

[Elfen Lied]

hellsing kicks they're ass man

[Maestro]

It is pretty cool

[Elfen Lied]

that it is alucard and anderson rules

[Maestro]

alucard and anderson?

[Elfen Lied]

you have seen it, alucard the main character and anderson hes nemesis

[Maestro]

Oh I didn't really pay attention to names. I was just trying to get the plotline right.

I only watched the first ep so far because I am swamp with HW

[Elfen Lied]

oh ok, still if yu get a chance you should watch it its good.
wow totally gone off on a tangent, lol


rankings
1 Silver
2. Elfen Lied
3. Kingpin

[ThatDude]

4. Darkjay
5. ThatDude :)

[darkjay]

ty that dude, you saved me from typing that out lol

yeah i know that fealing Maestro, i have a video project due monday, and we just started today :)
lets put it this way... we reinacted the old dukes of hazard movie... and for the general lee a 95 toyota corrola lol... thank god my car still runs lol

[Maestro]

Good thing it was the old DoH because the new one is kinda gay in relation...Except jessica simpson grrr! I'd whack that ass all day!

[Maestro]

Oh off topic again umm...

I'll go around no. 10 - The lord's bullshit artist and photographer

[Elfen Lied]

we need a tresurer, or minister in charge of finance, lol

[Maestro]

I suck at saving money so count me out.....

[Elfen Lied]

ok then, how about cheif weaponsmith you any good at that, we need some one to make sure the lower ranking people are sharping our blades and cleaning our guns properly, im a little busy, with the emissary thing, and being president of the executive council/head executioner

[darkjay]

well i just looked at my tires today and they didnt fair to well :( clorox and the ebrake makes for a fun time :) just not good for tires lol it was completly smooth

[Elfen Lied]

yeh that is a fun time little off topic and random though innit

[dark wanderer]

I am just a wanderer passing by ignore me *drag sword*

[Maestro]

ok then, how about cheif weaponsmith you any good at that, we need some one to make sure the lower ranking people are sharping our blades and cleaning our guns properly, im a little busy, with the emissary thing, and being president of the executive council/head executioner

Ok then. I'll become the Chief Weaponsmith for the followers of Silversurfinism and for the 'Soon to be named' Guild of D3.com

And considering some followers are currently degrading the sharpness of their blades (by dragging them that is) it seems that I am quite punctual in my acceptance of this ranking

[darkjay]

good you can sharpen my axe... its getting dull from using it to much

[Elfen Lied]

oh and maestro you can still execute non voters and posters of shit, chief weapon smith is not your own task, the irradication of evil is of the highest priority, well not as high as devotion to lord god silver but still pretty high

[darkjay]

erradication of evil is number 2 on our list of importance
did u finish the sharpening an polishing of my axe yet??

[darkjay]

even though i passed kingpin in posts he still has the number 3 spot... just to clear that up with every1

[Elfen Lied]

yes these rankings have nothing to do with the number of posts

[Elfen Lied]

rankings as they currently stand
1. Silver
2. Elfen Lied
3. Kingpin
4. Darkjay
5. ThatDude
6. Opus Dei
7. Maestro

[Opus Dei]

*returns with dirt on his hands*

silver it took me awhile to find his body. seems you had me killing a dead man. So I did. I first found where his family buried him. I then dismembered his body.Scattered his legiments all across europe as a warning to other liars. all except his head and his right shoe. i took the shoe lace from his right shoe and sowed his mouth shut. i then wrote on his fore head with a fiery poker;

Psalm 63:11 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=23&chapter=63&verse=11&version=31&context=verse)
But the king will rejoice in God; all who swear by God's name will praise him, while the mouths of liars will be silenced.

[Opus Dei]

my weapon is the word of god and none can sharpen this

[Elfen Lied]

it is good to see you again brother, your resourcefulness seems to know no bounds

[Opus Dei]

I do what I am Demanded to. I serve.

[Elfen Lied]

yes, quite. well then lets us pray that in your next task, you will make an example of the enemies of lord god silver

[SilVerSurFnStud]

*returns with dirt on his hands*

silver it took me awhile to find his body. seems you had me killing a dead man. So I did. I first found where his family buried him. I then dismembered his body.Scattered his legiments all across europe as a warning to other liars. all except his head and his right shoe. i took the shoe lace from his right shoe and sowed his mouth shut. i then wrote on his fore head with a fiery poker;

Psalm 63:11 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=23&chapter=63&verse=11&version=31&context=verse)
But the king will rejoice in God; all who swear by God's name will praise him, while the mouths of liars will be silenced.

this extreamly pleases me my faithful silencer....we will celebrate in your'e undertaking and completing of the task

[SilVerSurFnStud]

rankings as they currently stand
1. Silver
2. Elfen Lied
3. Kingpin
4. Darkjay
5. ThatDude
6. Opus Dei
7. Maestro

we have 2 spots to fill as the exec council has 8 chairs to fill....myself being the The tie breaker in case of a tie....

Who would like to undertake the posistions of chair 8 and 9

my word is law but i do rule for the poeple as is the reason we have an exec council.

[Elfen Lied]

well who else is there, this list is just about every regular poster,
except

soulcalibur
killing lil thingys
rayne
sylvos
tomlissner
kewterz
arby
thundergodthor
vanhelsing
umaro
darkwanderer

[kingpin202]

WEll, I'm already on the list so I can't help.