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Jetrall

11-30-2008, 11:03 PM

Hello everyone. Me and my friend Andréas have been making songs together for years. We sort of parody genres and themes together (children's songs and pirates, ballads, etc)... In this case Rap and Christmas. Hmm...

Anyways, here's our creation. Enjoy. :)

LINK - Sorry, Lo Fi only. =/ (http://www.muziboo.com/music/Merry-Fin-Christmas-UNCENSORED/9741)

(BE WARNED: This song does contain lots of swearing!)

LYRICS:

Miseltoe, candy, on the tree
Santa coming down the chimney
With some s**t for me

Cookies on a plate
Milk in a glass
If the old man’s late
He’d better watch his ass

Last year my granny bought me a gun
She wrapped it up in ribbons and she said (have fun)
Well I took that advice
And Santa – I’m not nice
So don’t f**k with me
‘less you wanna taste my fury!

(Yeah!)
B***h!

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Rudolph is my homie
With his glowin’ nose
When I take him out, it’s blingtime
(We get all the hoes)

Frosty the snowman
Smokin’ corncob bowls
With his button nose…
And his eyes are black as coals

Santa and his elves they’re
From the North Pole
Where the b***hes is icy
And the cold winds blow

(Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
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That’s right, b***h!

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Well we’re…
Dashin’ through the snow
In my mercedes benz
The cops cant catch us
(‘Cause I got the reins)

Santa’s in pursuit
‘Cause I took his loot
He’s got his glock out
And he’s liable to shoot
(Boom)

We better make it quick
Lick my candy stick
I’ll give you applause,
Thanks Mrs. Clause!

I hear Santa screamin’
But I cant hear his yells
Mrs. Clause and me are busy
With my jingle bells!

Yeah…
That’s right,
She’s a hoe hoe hoe…

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas
Merry f***in’ Christmas

Yeah!
Yeah!

Word to your mother!

deathMars

11-30-2008, 11:10 PM

Dude this is major ass-rape. 10/5. How long did it take you to do this. And who's the raper/rapper?

Genesis

11-30-2008, 11:13 PM

Haha, nice...

have been making songs together for years
Is there any others?

dub Lucifer

11-30-2008, 11:23 PM

i know what is going on the student bulletin tomorrow.:P

Jetrall

11-30-2008, 11:49 PM

Andréas is the rapper. I'm doing backup vocals.

The way we generally do things is I write the lyrics, play Bass, and do backup vocals while he writes the music, plays lead guitar, and does lead vocals. Any other instruments are digital. Sometimes he writes off of my lyrics, sometimes I write off of his music.

There is more, but I have yet to upload any of them. Additionally, they aren't a part of this 'band', seeing as how they were made before we were an official band. But they are somewhat amusing, still.

LinkX

12-01-2008, 12:05 AM

Jetrall

12-01-2008, 12:06 AM

I think I perfer the Soutpark Merry Fuckin Christmas myself.

Linky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guLKl3v7XFI)

Granted, I personally hate rap and find it an infestation upon the human race and especially this generation, but...

Hence why we make fun of it. ;)

I don't really see how you can make a comparison between ours and South Park's. The only real similarity is the name.

LinkX

12-01-2008, 12:12 AM

Honestly, I heard the first few seconds and said to myself "Ahh hell naw" and exited the tab.

But yea, the only similarity is the name. That's the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the title to the forums. I love that song...

Jetrall

12-01-2008, 12:16 AM

I remember years ago (back when we all had disc-mans instead of mp3 players) that I had that song along with a bunch of other SP tunes on a CD. Good times.

Seriously though, please keep in mind with this song that it's not really a rap song. Just a spoof of Rap. :P

Rykker

12-01-2008, 05:10 AM

Cool.
That'll be stuck in my head all day...

AcidReign

12-01-2008, 05:15 AM

Wow... That whooped some ass. Best holiday music I've heard in a long time, and it made me lol pretty often...

Mind if I share with a few friends? :D

Umpa65

12-01-2008, 07:03 AM

Well...the lyrics need some work, still funny.

My props go to the beat, the instrumentals are very nice. Did you sample anything at all for them or are they all recorded and enhanced?

Stormcat

12-01-2008, 09:17 AM

Hehehe - love it! You did a fantastic job, as always.:D It is a little hard to hear him sometimes though.

Jetrall

12-01-2008, 12:47 PM

Yeah we're aware of that problem. After he'd finished mixing it, he showed it to me and I had more or less the same comment. We may release a second version with louder vocals. Time shall tell. :P

Instruments were all digital this time around, actually. We usually have some guitar and/or bass, but not this time.

As for the lyrics, they are intentionally bad, you know. :)

PS: Feel free to, Acid.

cheebalover

12-01-2008, 06:49 PM

Granted, I personally hate rap and find it an infestation upon the human race and especially this generation, but...
agreed, but not in general i would say only gangsta rap...other rap is cool and creative

Umpa65

12-01-2008, 07:15 PM

Jetrall

12-01-2008, 09:03 PM

Lol ya i realized that a bit after that they were intentionally bad that you were not only doing a christmas rap, you were also doing a silly one on purpose.

Indeed. :P

Paladin88

12-12-2008, 04:23 AM

Ho ho ho, merry f***ing Christmas!

Spread the holiday spirit.