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Ill go first.

The ability to instantly, and unwillingly teleport yourself to the surface of the sun.

Anything goes. GOGO!

Meat-o-Vision. The ability to transform anything I wish into meat. Bacon is first on the list of possible meats

Quote from rockmania

Meat-o-Vision. The ability to transform anything I wish into meat. Bacon is first on the list of possible meats

But, thats not useless

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The ability to see through wooden doors.

+1 if you get the reference.

I dont get it, so 0 for me

also: the ability to wear underwear backwards

AND STILL BE COMFY!

The ability to make terribly bad, random decisions.

*blinks eyes*

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*dead hooker in your trunk*


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The ability to make topics like this one.

The most useless superpower has already been portrayed by either DC Comics or Marvel (can't remember which one) and that is:

- A blind man, gets the super power of...!... Sight...

Seriously...

The ability to take a shit upside down.

To grow fingernails really fast.

Quote from Trance

The superpower that girl in x-men has. I mean, it's nice to steal others powers, but to kill a person you may like.

Rogue?

The ability to whenever you feel thirsty produce a liquid in a bottle that you drink and you instantly are no longer thirsty.

the ability to read... UPSIDE DOWN...

The Hulk turns into a giant green killing machine when he gets angry. I think the worst superpower ever would be to be the anti-hulk: the power to get really really angry whenever you turn into a giant green killing machine.

That's why it's such a lousy superpower, you have to figure that bit out for yourself.

Limitless physical strength with absolutely no increased durability. The first time you sneeze... game over man.

(Though I guess even just the first time you breathed in or your heart beat, it'd be about the same results.)

many nice ones. ill come with another.

The ability to read the minds of people who are reading your mind.

To ability to go through stages of extreme nastalgia.