Zombie's House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects were great. Hostel and Hostel: Part II were also very good, although I found that it was very strange for someone to eat their food using their fingers and not a fork, but to each his own. Some of the Saw movies were well done and decent to watch, but the others definitely could have been done better. The three Resident Evil movies are favorites of mine but the third does need some touching up of the storyline. Resident Evil: Degeneration could of been done better and Leon wasn't himself from the game. He seemed a little depressed if you ask me.
I'm sure I could create the biggest wall of text, but I am to lazy to do so.
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Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
For some reason, all movies I see I rank as "Okay, I guess", unless they are BRAVISSIMO EXCELLENTE!
The saw series has just gone right out of hand and I'm getting tired of them. There's nothing new and original there anymore, thus I don't like the latest movies in the series. The first 2 or 3 were okay, then it just went meh..
Ghost Ship: wat
2012: just an excuse to create some CG destruction. It was corny, lame and just plain silly!
T W I L I G H T Also something that should be burnt to ash.
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If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Harry Potter. Because it's a bad adaptation. Eragon, same thing. Prolly Twilight, as well, but having never saw it I'll leave it alone. Then, all those video game movies Uwe Boll did.
IMO the Harry Potter movies are really awesome. I love how they are able to portray J.K. Rowling's universe in such an explosive and graphically intense way. No, I have not read all books, only the first 2.
The Twilight series I have not read either (why would I? it's a chick-read!) but I've seen the movies and they're not that bad. They're not cool and awesome and full of raging manliness (such as Die Hard and Rambo!), but if you have a few spare hours and have nothing else to watch but these movies, do it.
I'm actually planning on seeing the last movie (Eclipse, is it?) in a week or two. I saw the first 2 movies with my girlfriend, but now that I know what it's all about I'd like to see how it all ends. Hopefully in some kind of bloodshed with Edward's guts ripped out and hung from a tree! Yes, I hate him. Vampires should not glitter and sparkle in the sun..
Twilight is the greatest insult posible to vampire lore. Vampires die when exposed to the sun, they don't shine. Vampires drink human blood, not animal's. Humans are food, not freaking girlfriends. The only thing vampireish about that saga is the fact that they are immortal. At least the writer got something right.
Twilight is the greatest insult posible to vampire lore. Vampires die when exposed to the sun, they don't shine. Vampires drink human blood, not animal's. Humans are food, not freaking girlfriends. The only thing vampireish about that saga is the fact that they are immortal. At least the writer got something right.
Vampire lore? Lol wut?
In any case I have read quite a few books having vampires as characters. Bram Stoker's Dracula remain in my opinion the best since it maintains the creepy and tense atmosphere around the 'monster' by never directly addressing the 'powers' of the Count. Hellsing (a character in the book) is the only one with various hypotheses regarding what vampires can or cannot do.
In any case from Anne Rice to several other authors, they all had their unique take on the vampire.
I really do not see any problem with that. To be a vampire, you just have to drink blood to survive- that's the only common theme that endured throughout the books I read.
So stop being so close-minded.
The movie was bad because of atrocious acting, poor as fuck plot and the shocking revelation that vampires are using eternity to...spend their time in...high school...
Yeah honestly the whole "vampires are wrong" is probably the weakest argument against Twilight. I'm sure there are other things to bash.
And I want to add pretty much every sports movie to the list, those are damaging garbage by default...
The worst movie I have seen recently was the reboot of Star Trek. I thought that Start Trek 5 was the worst in the series until that movie was made.
I thought the acting was horrible except for the person playing McCoy and the original Spock. I really did not like the person that played Kirk. I did not like the camera work and the lighting effects.
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On Strike and supporting Fallout 4 Mod Makers
Some fallout 4 mod makers have had their mods stolen and uploaded and downloaded on Bethesda's site for the Xbox One.
If you can say ST09 is worse than STV, you're a fanboy. I can write an essay on what was wrong with ST09, but at least it was a proper movie; I don't even know what ST V was, directing training exercise for William Shatner, I guess.
I didn't want to read through all the posts, but i thought it was a must that i mention this movie.
ULTRAVIOLET.
It was honestly so bad that me and my dad refer to it when we think a bad movie is coming out, or if we saw a bad movie.
In fact, it was so predictable that some kid in the back of the theater could say word for word what she was going to say (and the rest of us were just thinking it in the back of our minds).
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"Not Even Death Can Save You From Me" ~ Diablo (II)
What a loaded question, do you have 2 or 3 months? I'll be here a while listing all that should never been made.
I'll take a different angle, one (and I stress only one) of the cheesiest movies ever made that you can't help but keep watching because it is so bad that its suckiness is somewhat entertaining. "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" with Lou Ferrigno. It's entertaining because you know many involved in the film had to know it was going be just awful before finishing filming it.
Everything in this film is the utter worst, script, music, narration, effects, action, and acting. Even more Lou is deaf and they dubbed his voice with another mans over the top voice you cannot but help painfully notice throughout the whole movie.
You can enjoy the worst of it in these abridged versions covering the whole flick. I can't fathom who would have taken the time splice the film.
Godfather part 3 god I have been trying to finish that movie for years. Parts 1 and 2 are great love them. But that damn third one is an instant sleeping session
House of Wax (Paris Hilton remake).
Shrek 3
Star Wars Episode 1: TPM
Alien 3 (loved the first two but the third seemed like a franchise rape)
house of wax?? REALLY!!!!??? COME ON!!! you get to see paris hilton get killed by a tube on her head!!.. not that it would make a lot of damage, but again!!! you get to watch her die!!
i just watched "4th Kind" and that got me thinking. They should stop making movies and say that they are true when they are not. examples.... Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 4th Kind, Blair Witch. what's the point in saying that it real when eventually they are going to be proven false... I don't know about anyone else but that pisses me off. if the movie was inspired by true events then just say inspired by so and so. Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre should of said... inspired the story of ed gein (who was also the inspiration of Silance of the Lambs and Pshyco)
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I'm sure I could create the biggest wall of text, but I am to lazy to do so.
The saw series has just gone right out of hand and I'm getting tired of them. There's nothing new and original there anymore, thus I don't like the latest movies in the series. The first 2 or 3 were okay, then it just went meh..
Ghost Ship: wat
2012: just an excuse to create some CG destruction. It was corny, lame and just plain silly!
T W I L I G H T Also something that should be burnt to ash.
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
And I liked The Core, screw you people.
The Twilight series I have not read either (why would I? it's a chick-read!) but I've seen the movies and they're not that bad. They're not cool and awesome and full of raging manliness (such as Die Hard and Rambo!), but if you have a few spare hours and have nothing else to watch but these movies, do it.
I'm actually planning on seeing the last movie (Eclipse, is it?) in a week or two. I saw the first 2 movies with my girlfriend, but now that I know what it's all about I'd like to see how it all ends. Hopefully in some kind of bloodshed with Edward's guts ripped out and hung from a tree! Yes, I hate him. Vampires should not glitter and sparkle in the sun..
Vampire lore? Lol wut?
In any case I have read quite a few books having vampires as characters. Bram Stoker's Dracula remain in my opinion the best since it maintains the creepy and tense atmosphere around the 'monster' by never directly addressing the 'powers' of the Count. Hellsing (a character in the book) is the only one with various hypotheses regarding what vampires can or cannot do.
In any case from Anne Rice to several other authors, they all had their unique take on the vampire.
I really do not see any problem with that. To be a vampire, you just have to drink blood to survive- that's the only common theme that endured throughout the books I read.
So stop being so close-minded.
The movie was bad because of atrocious acting, poor as fuck plot and the shocking revelation that vampires are using eternity to...spend their time in...high school...
And I want to add pretty much every sports movie to the list, those are damaging garbage by default...
I thought the acting was horrible except for the person playing McCoy and the original Spock. I really did not like the person that played Kirk. I did not like the camera work and the lighting effects.
ULTRAVIOLET.
It was honestly so bad that me and my dad refer to it when we think a bad movie is coming out, or if we saw a bad movie.
In fact, it was so predictable that some kid in the back of the theater could say word for word what she was going to say (and the rest of us were just thinking it in the back of our minds).
house of wax wasn't THAT bad..it was alright...
I'll take a different angle, one (and I stress only one) of the cheesiest movies ever made that you can't help but keep watching because it is so bad that its suckiness is somewhat entertaining. "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" with Lou Ferrigno. It's entertaining because you know many involved in the film had to know it was going be just awful before finishing filming it.
Everything in this film is the utter worst, script, music, narration, effects, action, and acting. Even more Lou is deaf and they dubbed his voice with another mans over the top voice you cannot but help painfully notice throughout the whole movie.
You can enjoy the worst of it in these abridged versions covering the whole flick. I can't fathom who would have taken the time splice the film.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=118jKxam5mM
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=jO9HgwYgsgA
Part 3
Part 4
I think it's the best worst movie you'll ever see, well unless we talk about Lou Ferrigno in Hercules, OK that is just as bad and funny as hell.
Hercules crushing wrestlers LMAO!
Should really have never been made. This coming from a Tekken fan.
Haven't watched it. Will never watch it either. The trailer is enough.
I am ashamed. One of my favorite and most epic cartoon ever turned into a pile of crap that actually made a lot of money, but its hated anyway.
Sad.
house of wax?? REALLY!!!!??? COME ON!!! you get to see paris hilton get killed by a tube on her head!!.. not that it would make a lot of damage, but again!!! you get to watch her die!!